Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
This is unimbibable and unedible.
Life after Srsh Thread
- Thread starter Sudacafan
- Start date
sportsfan1
Legend
No number of emojis is known to atonne for the srshsly egregious denile of the peterodactyl. Or the el tigre.cosmic or comic:?))..........
Did Sentinel marry Azure and now live happily ever after?
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Tootresh will always be waiting right here when you are ready to accept his utopian vision of The Tennis in order to defund The Pickles Balls.
Larry Duff
Legend
Their first child will be named Gulab
More like Amul Lindt Ferrero Rocher.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Senti performed on court releases in his district for nearly 3 decades butt Rusti and Fedace corrupted his reverse rocket valve to the point of dry dream midnight spray gasket failure.
His catalytic fluid became indifferent to rapid combustion and Sroosh kicked him out of the Escondido men’s 4.0 singles championship.
Unreal.
If you are serious about accepting Srsh in your bosoms, you have to start with reading all 1,098 pages. Matter of fact, you have to start with the original Srsh Tribute threat. Cobra, Tiger, and Pterodactyl videos are required viewing. There are no shortcuts.As a person who fails to understand this thread of 1097 pages, let me decipher what post 54,801 secretly said 〰️
"While she's training in systematic tobacco congestion without him,
she changed her first love instead to the last Suresh White House." ❗
Tell me, ol' mysterious Srsh, if I have indeed solved one clue in my never ending pursuit of higher cosmic knowledge.
Only The Master Himself is allowed to joak about Uranus here.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Reported for infringement of copyright regulations.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
None of this helps lower level players understand The Tigre.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Coming soon at my district theaters:
El Tigre, la Cobra y el Pterodáctilo.
Too much excite, all people lining up for miles at the gas stations are talking about this.
Larry Duff
Legend
The Wizard of Oz has many rumors about shenanigans during the filming often involving munchkins. I want to strongly state that the sureshs did not eat any munchkins neither did he wear ruby red slippers when practicing the drop volleys.
The spacecraft saw Uranus in conditions that only occur about 4% of the time
Purestriker
Legend
A big no no, suresh will be disappointed as this takes away from tennis tips.
sportsfan1
Legend
The srshrs hasn't made a new tip release threat in a while. No wonder the leagues are plate-auing.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
We’re seeing a global shift to Saresherer and his Wimbletin centre grass court strawberries and creamy release techniques.
Youngheart
Semi-Pro
Let me know what percentage of people here have read all 1,098 pages. Actually, I do have a future plan!!
Upon my sudden deathly demise from this world, I have instructed the doctor to keep one eye working. I'll have
set up an automatic page turner that will advance with each blink of my eye, from page 1 to page 1098.
Yes, then, with all my free time, I'll have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Srsh!! Wish me well.....
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
All the people you see here regularly have just read all of those pages.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
One day u will look back on all the pages and wish that u had accepted the flow of Srsooshsz tip and knowledge base that is easily searchable using keywords and Visual Breakfast Scripting language.
tennishabit
Legend
tennishabit
Legend
'future' or 'funeral':?)) ur doc sureshly can keep ur 1 eye open even both wide open but not sure if working though
............
Larry Duff
Legend
I refuse to take part in any encrypted threat that asks at what age did I stop eating at the PF Changs.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Is that healthier than moderate drinking?
RF is so desperate for money, begging people to buy via email.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
The SRSH 90 offers low level players the ability to feel what a Big Slam Victory feels like.
Even the Srsh dampener can deflect improper form both on the court and in the bedroom.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Nobody has the technology required to manufacture a Srsh dampener?
Larry Duff
Legend
Did RF get an email asking him to purchase the rshs line?
Youngheart
Semi-Pro
Very strange ineed!! Due to my oxygen deprivation, I can't say for sure if I'm writing to you from ...
the mighty "Death Zone" on Mount Everest, or... six feet under a peaceful cow pasture at Wimbledon.
What I can say for sure is that the Spots Doctor kept one eye working, and I'm in the process of
watching replays of every Roger Federer match!! Actually, this may take some time to accomplish,
but I promise that after watching all the matches, I'll turn my attention to reading all of the interesting
1098 pages of the thread "Life After Srsh." Maybe then I can come forth again as "The Family Champion."
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
the mighty "Death Zone" on Mount Everest, or... six feet under a peaceful cow pasture at Wimbledon.
What I can say for sure is that the Spots Doctor kept one eye working, and I'm in the process of
watching replays of every Roger Federer match!! Actually, this may take some time to accomplish,
but I promise that after watching all the matches, I'll turn my attention to reading all of the interesting
1098 pages of the thread "Life After Srsh." Maybe then I can come forth again as "The Family Champion."
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Why are u in denial after seeing 1098 pages of Hot Tips?
A revert is necessary. The encryption is strong and filled with Indian level protein and budget friendly kindness.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
This young man is an avid reader, and he has shown to be ripe and ready for Srsh.
Please don't push him away with lewd remarks and inappropriate revert requests.
Youngheart
Semi-Pro
I have not started reading the 1098 pages yet, except for the last five pages, because first, as a tennis player,
I want to finish watching replays of Federer. I may be ready at about the time when Jupiter passes the shadow of Saturn.
Edit ------ Don't worry. My travels involve the effects of the Twin Paradox Theory, and I'll be back before you know.
Last edited:
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Fedder is retired and cries out to Srsherer who is still winning multiple Internets every weekend at around 730am PST after coffee.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
His reverts are kind and timely.
Butt he fears his thoughts are not privatized and encrypted.
Only truth and warm Tennis knowledge releases will calm his rear valve from leaking impurities exposing a soiled spiritual path.
Larry Duff
Legend
Some of you have never sat at the red light sipping a gulab juman flavored latte behind a car with the bumper sticker stating, 'Don't follow me follow the sureshs'
And it shows.
And it shows.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
These are Indian Internet levels though. Far above UTR ratings in the Chennai Regional ISTA Leagues.
Wow.
Youngheart
Semi-Pro
Don't worry Joel. It's been the same throughout the history of the world. In fact, my prehistoric ancestor
"Nate-the-Caveman" left behind a handwritten note on a piece of water buffalo skin. In his ancient words,
Nate explained that after winning the world's first tennis tournament, and receiving the grand prize of
twenty dried cod fish, the Hamlet women constantly followed him, in the hopes of being his best friend.
Nate became so unnerved by all the attention, that he moved far up the mountain to a homemade hut.
That must be the reason that I now dwell in a tiny hut at elevation 13,000 feet. I only miss Fruit Loops.
I find poetry in the night stars above, and my mule Molisa tries her best to supply milk for breakfast cereal.
------ So Be It ⚜ ------ And all that I ask, is that I will not be banned until my Himalayan journey is complete.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Youngheart
Semi-Pro
Ohhh, the desperate moments in our lives. How many times we worried about a change in our serve,
or the position of our feet in returning serve, or the rotation of our body during a forehand shot.
Oh fellow Hamlet dwellers, I come before you today, to show you the real beginning of life.
Look on your computer at "Southwest Florida Eagle Cam," and you will see a 24 hour live cam of
Eagles on their nest waiting for their eggs to soon hatch. This pair of Eagles has lived for some years
at the same nest in Fort Myers Florida, through hot sun or hurricane winds, and are still lovingly together.
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
or the position of our feet in returning serve, or the rotation of our body during a forehand shot.
Oh fellow Hamlet dwellers, I come before you today, to show you the real beginning of life.
Look on your computer at "Southwest Florida Eagle Cam," and you will see a 24 hour live cam of
Eagles on their nest waiting for their eggs to soon hatch. This pair of Eagles has lived for some years
at the same nest in Fort Myers Florida, through hot sun or hurricane winds, and are still lovingly together.
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
Similar threads
- Deleted member 733170
- Odds & Ends
