Life after Srsh Thread

Reservations to hold the drop volley video over the 12 days of christmas are skyrocketing at the blockbuster video stores.
The top players ended the night by watching a The Sureshs™ Christmas video in the lounge, just as a reminder of his ageless and sublime form.


Thanks for your revert. I am forwarding this to my team of philologists.
u meant proper english:?)) suresh's official language ever since the end of colonial rule in india:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..........

The top players come to this threat and learn from tips in the English and the Panjobba dispensed by the srshs from his pandoras box.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I’ve never seen The Paddle Tennis played with this kind of naked audacity of sheer dominance.

What we are seeing confuses the truly great masters like The Gretzky and The Bjorn Borger.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
I’ve never seen The Paddle Tennis played with this kind of naked audacity of sheer dominance.

What we are seeing confuses the truly great masters like The Gretzky and The Bjorn Borger.
I saw Srsh playing both the paddle tennis and the pádel with outworldly ease and comfort in the International Video Tubes.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
So many top players are unwilling to help lower level 3.0 tennis enthusiasts achieve their dream of being a high level Internet.

Sresh guides them towards The Tennis with integrity and a warm morning ride down the rivers of greatness in the blue light district of Bangaloar.
 
Reservations to hold the drop volley video over the 12 days of christmas are skyrocketing at the blockbuster video stores.






The top players come to this threat and learn from tips in the English and the Panjobba dispensed by the srshs from his pandoras box.

u meant 'to hold drop volley':?)) xmas or not, for 12 days:?)) is the video on yt:?)) dat'll b guinnessed a brand new record btw did srshs performed it or did some1else:?)):-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D.............
 
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I’ve never seen The Paddle Tennis played with this kind of naked audacity of sheer dominance.

What we are seeing confuses the truly great masters like The Gretzky and The Bjorn Borger.

>1/2 of the tennis courts of every tennis clubs have been converted/modified for paddling/pickling but still not meeting the demand of crowd's 'naked audacity'.

while ppl walking laps aft dinner w/ or w/o dogs on the tennis courts the endless booking list for paddling/pickling keeps ppl patiently staying naked put for their chances to have a go:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D............
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
>1/2 of the tennis courts of every tennis clubs have been converted/modified for paddling/pickling but still not meeting the demand of crowd's 'naked audacity'.

while ppl walking laps w/ or w/o dogs on tennis courts the endless booking list for paddling/pickling keeps ppl patiently staying naked put for their chances to have a go:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D............
This is championship level reverting.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I saw Srsh playing both the paddle tennis and the pádel with outworldly ease and comfort in the International Video Tubes.

These are international levels.

Not local Craigslist league randoms setting up casual pickles balls hitting and 8 game pro-sets.

These are the top international players at the Indian and ATP level.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Coach called an emergency meeting to watch the half volley movie.

This in prepaireation for our match against the top Korean traveling team from Montreal.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The top players check this threat every 30 minutes for all updates on T-Fresh and his commentary on The Tennis and the future of The Badminton.
 
No, no no, no and no. The sureshs is not cheap. Just because he doesn't tip, buys cheap brand booze, eats for free at the volunteer tents which he cleans out, drives a lesser model car, buys from online sales, buys in bilk from the Indian cash and carry and where was I going with this again. I forget the question.

u meant 'volumteer':?)) in a xxxl tent:?)):-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
 
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Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
I watched The Borger, The Canners and The Maccanronws from the late 70's to the early 80's, and none of them is as talented and consistent as The Srsh on all colors of clay while sporting wooden apparel.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
No, no no, no and no. The sureshs is not cheap. Just because he doesn't tip, buys cheap brand booze, eats for free at the volunteer tents which he cleans out, drives a lesser model car, buys from online sales, buys in bilk from the Indian cash and carry and where was I going with this again. I forget the question.
Speaking of which, I will be volunteering at the December USTA Hard Court Nationals on Saturday
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many people say Feddr is the top charitable Tennis Internet but he’s not volunteering at local championship tournaments that he can’t possibly win himself.

Srsher is donating his time and a ColoGard afternoon clinic to all lower level players who just want to feel what he feels and nothing moar, with no strings attached or intrusive physical contact with other players of the same physical level.
 

adil1972

Hall of Fame
[05/12, 9:19 am] Adil Khan: Who said you can buy any car as long as it is ford

[05/12, 9:19 am] Meta AI: That's a classic quote! The quote "You can have any color you want, as long as it's black" is often attributed to Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company.

However, the quote you mentioned, "You can buy any car as long as it is Ford," is a play on words, and I couldn't find any evidence that Henry Ford or anyone else said those exact words.

But, Henry Ford did say:

"Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black."

This quote was in reference to the Model T, which was only available in black from 1914 to 1925. Ford's focus on efficiency and cost savings led him to limit the color options to just one, which was black.
 
[05/12, 9:19 am] Adil Khan: Who said you can buy any car as long as it is ford

[05/12, 9:19 am] Meta AI: That's a classic quote! The quote "You can have any color you want, as long as it's black" is often attributed to Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company.

However, the quote you mentioned, "You can buy any car as long as it is Ford," is a play on words, and I couldn't find any evidence that Henry Ford or anyone else said those exact words.

But, Henry Ford did say:

"Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black."

This quote was in reference to the Model T, which was only available in black from 1914 to 1925. Ford's focus on efficiency and cost savings led him to limit the color options to just one, which was black.
The srshs drives only the kia, and only in the white. This is in streak contrast to the asidas outfit in the hot pink and slime green colorway.

Many people say Feddr is the top charitable Tennis Internet but he’s not volunteering at local championship tournaments that he can’t possibly win himself.

Srsher is donating his time and a ColoGard afternoon clinic to all lower level players who just want to feel what he feels and nothing moar, with no strings attached or intrusive physical contact with other players of the same physical level.

This is accurate. Only the srshs is volunteering championship samples encrypted with the pf changs signature at events across the mira mesa panhandle.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The srshs drives only the kia, and only in the white. This is in streak contrast to the asidas outfit in the hot pink and slime green colorway.



This is accurate. Only the srshs is volunteering championship samples encrypted with the pf changs signature at events across the mira mesa panhandle.

The top players enjoy a bole of burning sensational Srshian Sesame Chik’n prepaired by master Chief General Tsao.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
It’s now 653PM IST in Bang Galoar.

As families gather for supper and discuss Sroush we are thankful for early proctol cancer diagnoses and champion level grass tennis performed by Srsherer on NBC on Sunday mornings every July as wins The Wimbletin with The Borger and The Sam Prius looking on in Amaze and Astonish.
 

nam416

Semi-Pro
Borg dropping to his knees, having just defended his Wimbledon crown against Mac...
Rafa on his back on Center Court, as the flashbulbs are going off...
Srsher scratching His back, having destroyed another contender...

These are the most iconic images of the sport. This is The Tennis.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
The iConic Weekend Pickleball Scores were not brought to me yet.
I still expect them in my morning paper momentarily.
I hope they have a badminton on the side.
 

Larry Duff

G.O.A.T.
Some poasters may be decking the halls with boughs of holly but if you want to rise up in the Craigslists 3.0 recreational racket ladders you need to sign up for the affordable lessons at the STC.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
@sureshs This seems up your alley

Already created 2 threads about it. You need to remain current.
 
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