Life after Srsh Thread

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
[17/01, 10:22 pm] Adil Khan: Who said all wars in world are for 3 reasons. Women, wealth & land

[17/01, 10:22 pm] Meta AI: The phrase "All wars are fought for three reasons: Women, Wealth, and Land" is often attributed to Otto von Bismarck, the 19th-century German statesman and Chancellor of Germany.

However, a more specific and accurate quote from Bismarck is:

" The causes of all wars are the same, no matter what the historians may tell you. The causes are three: first, the desire for land; second, the desire for wealth; and third, the desire for women."

This quote is often cited as a concise summary of the underlying motivations for human conflict.

Keep in mind that similar ideas have been expressed by other philosophers, historians, and politicians throughout history, but Bismarck's quote is one of the most well-known and widely attributed.

Would this mean that straight women are less likely to fight wars?
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Well,...good for you, I guess. I didn't have the privilege of "Srsher guiding my tennis."
Nobody gave me any respect, and nobody remembers that for seven years, I came in third place at Wimbledon.
No, My face wasn't in the newspaper, holding a dumb trophy, and smiling like a superhero.

I was so disgusted, that I threw my tennis equipment (along with my womanfolk who was my coach) into the Thames River.
I did keep a large collection of old wooden racquets, which came in handy as braces when I built my high alpine hut.
Now there is peace in the air at 13,000 feet. Instead of ducking out of the way of a smash, I sidestep the occasional avalanches.
------ So Be It ⚜️ ------
So does this mean you are willing to consent to Srsh guiding your tennis?
 

Youngheart

Semi-Pro
So does this mean you are willing to consent to Srsh guiding your tennis?
Ohhh the memories!!! Each springtime, I unblock the door of my mountain hut from the massive snow drifts,
and ride my mule Molisa down to yonder grassy meadow, next to Fat Bear Creek. There, I often find a foolish
Alpine hiker who says that he knows Srsh, and made the difficult clmb up, just to show that he could beat me
on the meadow grass court. If by some odd chance he gains an insurmontable lead in the set, I then pull out
my ol' trick of hitting a ball into Hungry Tiger Forest, and obliging him to go find it. After hearing his screams,
which seem to recede deeper into the thick forest, I proudly declare myself the match winner, one more time.
------ So Be It ⚜️ ------
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
A new admin with decades of experience playing the field with pickle will come in monday to assist srshr at stc.
But any given Sunday, your mira mesa ayce chimpion will always be the srshs.
This is true.

The top B singles player at my country club eschews junk food but enjoys the $1 Chinese scoop buffay.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Coach says Soresh is winning multiple Slams per week and is on track for The Golden ColoGard Slam Bonus paid out to the top Indian specialist in the Chula Vista regional GOAT Championship.
 
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vokazu

Legend
I’ve never seen Indian levels that are this high.

Truly remarkble.
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I hated the sound and scent of Pickles Balls for many decades but after seeing G-Resh teach and guide Indian level players I have changed my mind and want moar.
 

Youngheart

Semi-Pro
I hated the sound and scent of Pickles Balls for many decades but after seeing G-Resh teach and guide Indian level players I have changed my mind and want moar.
Moar?... You don't want to be a boar, because you soar like an eagle, roar like a tiger, and want moar, moar, moar❗️
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
What color of sari will natalie be wearing in DC tomorrow?
Brown: The normal color of The Tennis.
Green: A normal color for The Tennis., especially for toddlers who are training at the STC
Yellow: A normal color for The French Tennis, especially for seniors or middle age players who are ready for GOAT levels.
Tennis India Champion dark brown colors that may indicate high levels of athleticism
Black or red: May indicate historical Big Slam victories
Gray: May indicate local Flex League battles and hard fought victories.
Pale, white, or clay-colored: May indicate a lack of Badminton Bird Protein, which could be due to poor form, slow footwork and uncoordinated serves.
Yellow, greasy: May indicate a lapse of hand eye coordination on the court or while inside sterile rooms at the STC as Srshr asks u questions about your tennis history and checks your temperature using old school forks and knives from the top chefs of Bang Galoar.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many families use WebTV and gather around together to explore Srsherer through The Google and this high profile web sight for all ages.

It’s a Wonderful Life has been replaced by The High Backhand Volley movie as the Yule tide celebration every Hanukkah and Chrismas.

Heartworming and Joyful Tennis for all Hindu Salvadorans in the western Appalachia regional league.
 
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Many families use WebTV and gather around together to explore Srsherer through The Google and this high profile web sight for all ages.

It’s a Wonderful Life has been replaced by The High Backhand Volley movie as the Yule tide celebration every Hanukkah and Chrismas.

Heartworming and Joyful Tennis for all Hindu Salvadorans in the western Appalachia regional league.
Persians are still awaiting the sawts (sneak attack on the waiters tray by srshr) video poastings.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The top players in my section spend their hard earned Rupees on being better at The Tennis using STC online training materials.

All spoarting advise students are given are fully encrypted and secrets that Srsher shares in private with his students are stored in 16 bite rear funnel clouds.
 

Youngheart

Semi-Pro
〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Across the Seas, to Thee 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

I once sailed far away, to the grand land of India, by the sea.
Just so that I could then discover, how great life could be.
Upon such dauntless waves of life, I allowed myself to flee.

Waves came: not one, not two, three times higher than me.
Sirens did call garishly, but I listened not to their fateful glee.
Oh, how I bent my knee, and prayed so desperately to be free.

But there were also pleasant times, for a soulful cup of tea.
Water, and then more water, made me wish for a green tree.
Oh, how I missed the bright snowy forests, to go, and to ski.

By Youngheart ⚜️
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The USTA must re-architect the rating system to account for Srsherer.

The drop volley has touched the hearts of all those who love The Tennis and who want to reach Indian Intellectual Rackit Spoarting Dominance.
 
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