Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

This is ombelivable, but I saw it coming.

Sroosh is releasing his Tip and Tricks to all players regardless of level.

Elon cannot shut down the STC.

Paparesh is on top.

 

[JoelDali]

Resist all powers trying to shut down the STC or u may never tennis evar again.

 

[Sudacafan]

Resist all powers trying to shut down the STC or u may never tennis evar again.

This is a scandal. I am reporting it to Elon.

 

[JoelDali]

This is a scandal. I am reporting it to Elon.

If u commit yourself to STC guidance u will not be angry.

 

[Larry Duff]

Olga Titkova, a Russian actress died today. Not sure how Ryan Peniston feels.

Olga Titkova - Wikipedia

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[tennishabit]

Sroosh is releasing his Tip and Tricks to all players regardless of level.

Elon cannot shut down the STC.

Paparesh is on top.

stc's private part owned by srshs so no one can shut it down unless srshs decides to do so..........

 

[tennishabit]

Olga Titkova, a Russian actress died today. Not sure how Ryan Peniston feels.

Olga Titkova - Wikipedia

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had dis oliga titscover(bra:?)) anything to do w/ srshs:?)).........

 

[Youngheart]

This is high level Tennis.

Tennis played at the highest possible levels.

The encryption guarantees that anything u shaire with Soresh is private and stays in Bang Galoar. Your data is safe in his cloud.

Uhhh,... safe from who? The last time that I looked on the front page, it says that there have been more than 16 million messages.
Someone must be reading. We just don't know who.

 

[tennishabit]

...............

Tennis played at the highest possible levels.

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u meant 'highest pussible levels‘:?))...........

 

[vokazu]

Sroosh is releasing his Tip and Tricks to all players regardless of level.

Elon cannot shut down the STC.

Paparesh is on top.

Sabalenka not happy with the new balls which got crushed just after 25 seconds.

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[Youngheart]

had dis oliga titscover(bra:?)) anything to do w/ srshs:?)).........

Due to your unregulated thought pattern, the big boss here has demanded that you use no more than two emoji funny faces on each post.
The eyes are upon you.....

 

[tennishabit]

Due to your unregulated thought pattern, the big boss here has demanded that you use no more than two emoji funny faces on each post.
The eyes are upon you.....

i don't impose any tariffs on those emojis n i do think they'r entitled the freedom of laugh...........

 

[JoelDali]

Uhhh,... safe from who? The last time that I looked on the front page, it says that there have been more than 16 million messages.
Someone must be reading. We just don't know who.

That is irreverent.

U must trust the encryption process and surrender your thoughts without fear or flavor.

What u tell Srshr in private sanitary rooms at the STC or Mosque stays with Him in his private cloud.

The algorithm is strong like Oak.

Wow.

 

[JoelDali]

The top Indian 4.0 players in the world open Bing on their desktop and type “Champion Level Tennis” or “Pterodactyl Tennis Techniques” and they land on this encrypted Tennis Messaging System.

Filled with excite, they browse the complete catalog of Srsher Tip and Trick to Make The Tennis Great Again.

Ombelieve.

 

[Larry Duff]

Are regular poasters on this highly encrypted threat anticipating the emoji shortage? Why are they being rationed. Should I stoar them in bulk? Life in the year 2025 is moist perplexing.

 

[JoelDali]

Are regular poasters on this highly encrypted threat anticipating the emoji shortage? Why are they being rationed. Should I stoar them in bulk? Life in the year 2025 is moist perplexing.

The encryption cannot be broken.

Amaze and Astonish.

 

[Turbo-87]

Is srshchndrn still the top player around here?

 

[sureshs]

Olga Titkova, a Russian actress died today. Not sure how Ryan Peniston feels.

Olga Titkova - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Not allowed in a family forum

 

[JoelDali]

Is srshchndrn still the top player around here?

The Top Players refresh their screens in between games and sets waiting for a powerful stream of Tennis Tips.

The knowledge from Pumpresh flows with warmth and vigor into the hearts of STC students who pay $30 Rupees for a Topless Tuesday experience. This is affordable and effective for uncoordinated players to understand how to Tennis like Srsher.

 

[Turbo-87]

I wondered since he turns 80 this year (60 in srshchndrn years).

 

[sureshs]

I wondered since he turns 80 this year (60 in srshchndrn years).

A tenth of my life is already over.

 

[JoelDali]

The average Amateur Indian Internet Tennis Champion consumes 10 gallons of Corn Curry per week to maintain a championship level Tsunami of Victories in the lower Mumbai 3.5 Men’s league.

Srsher exceeds these levels consuming 40 gallons of Craigslist Labeled Corn Curry per week during the Summer Slam Seasonings.

Remarkable and Refreshing.

 

[Turbo-87]

A tenth of my life is already over.

The racquet sports community will be able to enjoy srshchndrn for generations. Such a gift to the sport(s).

 

[Sudacafan]

The racquet sports community will be able to enjoy srshchndrn for generations. Such a gift to the sport(s).

Hi. Welcome back!
Were you missing the sophomoric humor?

 

[Larry Duff]

Not allowed in a family forum

Olga must be an Urdu word.

 

[Larry Duff]

The STC on Jamacha Road is bursting at the seams.

 

[JoelDali]

When I started studying men’s 3.5 USTA professional tennis they were using Jack Kramers and Dunlop Maxplys.

Today, professional Indian ISTA players deploy the SRSH88 to feel what it’s like to Tennis at elite levels.

 

[tennishabit]

A tenth of my life is already over.

over wat:?)) srshs' fans all over the world believe his immortality n refreshing 'long live the srshs' in their minds every second second...........

 

[tennishabit]

Hi. Welcome back!
Were you missing the sophomoric humor?

u meant his master's uranus 'sureshimoric humor':?))...........

 

[nam416]

Is srshchndrn still the top player around here?

Brother Turbo, welcome back! Without you, the boyz got lazy and just go through the motions when praising Srsher. Here's to you whipping 'em into shape!

 

[vokazu]

I am playing on a Centre Court. So much pressure, it's unbelievable.

 

[vokazu]

Will Srsh buy 55% of Nadal Academy steak?

 

[vokazu]

Sroosh is releasing his Tip and Tricks to all players regardless of level.

Elon cannot shut down the STC.

Paparesh is on top.

Where is mamaresh?

 

[JoelDali]

Where is mamaresh?

She is wiping up Srshers golden brown tummy filled with a slam as liquid knowledge devours him as he sleeps in his slumber, and exposes the pain and glory of his ascent towards The Tennis.

 

[Larry Duff]

Brother Turbo, welcome back! Without you, the boyz got lazy and just go through the motions when praising Srsher. Here's to you whipping 'em into shape!

This is the family forum and not the Craigslist sub reddit for the sadistic practices.

 

[Larry Duff]

Canadian WTA star Ariana Arseneault is now at a career high ranking of the 598. She posts on the you tube about her movements, she appears to have 2 brothers on the men's tour. Maybe a twins.

 

[JoelDali]

Coach says his wife woak up moaning and crying out to Koresh at 2am today.

So he put his Sresher mask on and calmly stroked her forehead and she fell back asleep with the peace and emotional feminine release that STC guidance provides at a truly affordable rate. We’re talking like, $30 friggen Rupees for 2 hours of private instruction in a sanitary room with chill lighting and soft Indian jazz musica for a relaxing time to do The Tennis.

 

[JoelDali]

Watching the top 3.0 ladies singles specialist training for the past hour in Jersey City now.

You can tell she has received STC guidance.

Inspired and Motivated.

 

[vokazu]

Paying tribute to the father of Nuclear Physics at Canterbury College. Hopefully my forehand will be nuclear.

 

[JoelDali]

Amazon just got a new shipment.

Excite.

https://a.co/d/gpGrVt2

 

[Turbo-87]

Hi. Welcome back!
Were you missing the sophomoric humor?

I just wanted to see how much higher srshchndrn has risen in the ranks now that he is close to 60.

 

[Turbo-87]

Brother Turbo, welcome back! Without you, the boyz got lazy and just go through the motions when praising Srsher. Here's to you whipping 'em into shape!

Srshchndrn deserves praise. He brings people together through all racquet sports. He is humble yet proud.

 

[Turbo-87]

I see that [name redacted] shock absorbers have come out with an updated version. As if srshchndrn needed a catalyst to propel him to new heights. This is so unfair to middling players fighting to put bread on the table.

 

[Larry Duff]

Certain poasters on this highly encrypted family foarum have been getting a wee bit carried away with the sophomoric toilet humors. I shall be keeping the cloase eyes on them.

 

[JoelDali]

Very few people here have seen Indian level tennis despite the Internet Tube Movies that showcase A-Resh and his advanced Badminton coding skill set.

 

[nam416]

Canadian WTA star Ariana Arseneault is now at a career high ranking of the 598. She posts on the you tube about her movements, she appears to have 2 brothers on the men's tour. Maybe a twins.

Calling the lady a "star" when her highest ranking barely crossed 600 might be a tad generous. Look at Srsher - He is Number One in our hearts (including Natalia's heart). Now, that's a Star. A Superstar. A Srsherer.

 

[JoelDali]

Calling the lady a "star" when her highest ranking barely crossed 600 might be a tad generous. Look at Srsher - He is Number One in our hearts (including Natalia's heart). Now, that's a Star. A Superstar. A Srsherer.

If u welcome Natalia into your heart then Sroush will be your Valentine for evar.

 

[JoelDali]

Donations to the Make Srshr Great Again PAC are up 40% according to recent filing with the Indian FEC.

 

[Larry Duff]

Senteee liking my poasts made my sureshentines day.

 

[JoelDali]

Senteee liking my poasts made my sureshentines day.

Senti was on top for over 2 decades.

He loved Sresher and enjoyed mutually beneficial timed releases over Internet Tennis Video Platforms.

My god, what have we become.