Life after Srsh Thread

Folks of thy well known superior merit, with your possibly unavoidable displeasure,... I'm back❗️
 I suffered the unbearable pain of being blocked from this forum for about two weeks. Tears of despair flowed enough to overrun a Hollywood hot tub.
A person that I asked for help, said that maybe my problem was because of a bad "IP Address," so I'm wondering if that happened to any of you??
I tried the usual unplugging and restarting, and gave up after the first week. Then without any reason, it started working just last night.

In the chaos of my interrupted life, I drifted to another forum! But, I found it t be a little disorganized and half-filled with unneeded advertisements.
------ So Be It ⚜️ ------
 
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Arrived for tennis
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Larry Duff said:
Some of you have never taken the Topless Tuesday ream tennis tournament seriously.

And it shows.
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Uhhh,...let me get this correct...you say there is a WTA Topless tournament? :oops:
Please tell me if the stadium is sold out yet. I need two tickets immediately!
One for me, and of course one for my faithful mule Molisa, who will take me there!
 
sureshs said:
@ByeByePoly are you a Silly Pickle?
  • This is our first ever Silly Pickles league in Chula Vista, CA!
  • Location: Better at Pickleball - 2800 Olympic Pkwy, Chula Vista, CA 91915
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No Reply At All…
I think we know that he doesn’t like tennis anymore, we lost him forever for unstrung racquet sports like pickling balls.

 
tennishabit said:
'topless' or 'bottomless' or both:?)) pickled tennis:?)):-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D.........
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The leaders of this star studded Thread have voted for you to hand out the Topless Championship Trophy!
Please remember to wear very dark sunglasses, so the finalists will not see where you are staring. o_O
 
Youngheart said:
The leaders of this star studded Thread have voted for you to hand out the Topless Championship Trophy!
Please remember to wear very dark sunglasses, so the finalists will not see where you are staring. o_O
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u meant to 'present':?)) the tour winner earned by him/her-self n no need to 'hand out' unlike the way srshs got his everytime. also have to remember wearing a n95 mask to avoid being sealed w/ a spanish kiss of death:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
 
tennishabit said:
u meant to 'present':?)) the tour winner earned by him/her-self n no need to 'hand out' unlike the way srshs got his everytime. also have to remember wearing a n95 mask to avoid being sealed w/ a spanish kiss of death:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
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The lords of this thread have sensed an unkind Srshs remark from you. What horror upon horrors!
As a penalty, you are now required to use no more than 4 "funny faces" on each of your posts.

Failure to comply means that you will be forced to spend 100% of your remaining life time on the thread "Dried Parsley."
Good luck. If this message is late, it's either because my computer has problems, or I was temporarily barred from TT. Who knows?
------ So Be It ⚜️ ------
 
Youngheart said:
The lords of this thread have sensed an unkind Srshs remark from you. What horror upon horrors!
As a penalty, you are now required to use no more than 4 "funny faces" on each of your posts.

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------ So Be It ⚜️ ------
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who'r the lords of the threat n r u 1/them:?)) from universal humornitarian point of view, we have to respect the funny emojis' humor rights n set them free otherwise we'll b condemned for being totalitarianism n concentrationcamping those innocent laughing stocks:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
 
Fairy week field at the San Diego Challenger after the players union toald their members to boycott the area after all the food at previous events went missing in the suspicious circumstances.
 
Larry Duff said:
Fairy week field at the San Diego Challenger after the players union toald their members to boycott the area after all the food at previous events went missing in the suspicious circumstances.
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First time I am not volunteering at a San Diego ATP/WTA Open. It conflicted with this Saturday, when I am volunteering for the Pacific Coast Men's Doubles, the longest continuously running tournament in the US (though I will be mostly sitting, not running).
 
tennishabit said:
who'r the lords of the threat n r u 1/them:?)) from universal humornitarian point of view, we have to respect the funny emojis' humor rights n set them free otherwise we'll b condemned for being totalitarianism n concentrationcamping those innocent laughing stocks:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
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Hark & Beware, ol' dweller of thy lower village, who travels through shadows, under thee name "Tennishabit!!"
I say unto all Hamlet dwellers; no, I am not "The Lord of Threads." I am but a humble high alpine hut dweller.

One day I asked my faithful mule Molisa, "Do I not provide you with a peaceful life, amongst where the deer and the antelope play?"
Molisa replied, in her rather odd accent, "Oh Sire, yes, you give me the life of my dreams! Now, may I please have a shiny apple to
quench my savage hunger? I swiftly answered, "Molisa, how many times have I told you that we have always been a Samsung family?"
------ So Be It ------
 
Onward and upward, to page 1134 of this impossible thread!!
When we arrive at page 2000, will there be a huge party?? Will I, as a humble hut dweller outsider, be invited to the grand party??
If it will be pot-luck, should I bring sushi, curry noodles, or my homemade mountain varmit stew??
Of course I'll come with my specialty of Mountain Moonshine Whiskey!! Who can have a party without that??
And to make TW happy, we'll talk about all the new tennis equipment, at least for ten minutes!!
------ So Be It ------
 
Youngheart said:
..............I am but a humble high alpine hut dweller.

One day I asked my faithful mule Molisa, "Do I not provide you with a peaceful life, amongst where the deer and the antelope play?"
Molisa replied, in her rather odd accent, "Oh Sire, yes, you give me the life of my dreams! Now, may I please have a shiny apple to
quench my savage hunger? I swiftly answered, "Molisa, how many times have I told you that we have always been a Samsung family?"
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utmost romantic cross spiece pillow talk ever, before or after miles high in high alpine hut:?)) cost effective, no need airfare also 0-risk plane crash:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
 
Larry Duff said:
We will not hit page 2000 until about the year 3000. We need more Dalleee, Senteee, Tomeee and especially the Rusteee.


Weak era.
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That's not bad timing actually. By year 3000, most of us will be stars on a Super Senior League,
of course except Tennishabit, who will still be trying to make the A team at his high school.
That's called true perseverance!!
 
Youngheart said:
That's not bad timing actually. By year 3000, most of us will be stars on a Super Senior League,
of course except Tennishabit, who will still be trying to make the A team at his high school.
That's called true perseverance!!
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Juiced imagine if u welcomed The Pterodactyl into your life and applied Srooshers techniques to your game, both on the court and within the privacy of Stall 2.

My God. What have we become.
 
I feel that I must tell you a secret, before something horrible happens to me, such as a flying
Pterodactyl dragon, swooping down from the sky, and suddenly carrying me away to a Srsh nest.

Only a few Talk Tennis people know what I'm about to tell you, so don't spread the word too far!!
If you enter Stall #2, lock the door, and pound very hard on the left wall, a secret door will open.
(If the hidden door doesn't seem to open, then scream loudly, "My body & soul is only for you!!")

As you go through this hidden door, you will find a stairway that leads down underground to
the famous TT free wine bar, disco dancing, and hot tubs, where members relax after tennis❗️
------ So Be It :D ------
 
Youngheart said:
I feel that I must tell you a secret, before something horrible happens to me, such as a flying
Pterodactyl dragon, swooping down from the sky, and suddenly carrying me away to a Srsh nest.

Only a few Talk Tennis people know what I'm about to tell you, so don't spread the word too far!!
If you enter Stall #2, lock the door, and pound very hard on the left wall, a secret door will open.
(If the hidden door doesn't seem to open, then scream loudly, "My body & soul is only for you!!")

As you go through this hidden door, you will find a stairway that leads down underground to
the famous TT free wine bar, disco dancing, and hot tubs, where members relax after tennis❗️
------ So Be It :D ------
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These recent Tweets are disturb and hostile to Koresh and his fans across the Chula Vista fruited plains.

My Barrister, Mr. Walter Bill is seeking resolution on the Internet of Things.

Wow.
 
Coach says he was on his knees this moarning begging for moar Srsherer Tennis Championship movies.

Pray for Heem.
 
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JoelDali said:
These recent Tweets are disturb and hostile to Koresh and his fans across the Chula Vista fruited plains.

My Barrister, Mr. Walter Bill is seeking resolution on the Internet of Things.

Wow.
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Well, I followed the trusted advice of your Koresh. He told me that to find inner peace, I had to immediately scramble up
to the top of the Hula Dista fruited mountain. I was within ten meters of reaching my goal, when suddenly the horrific
Bigfoot grabbed me, and threw me down the mountain so violently, that the rocks ripped my clothes off, and I almost froze!!

After I start to get the feeling back into my frigid fingers, I'm going to call my Barrister, and we'll see what happens next❗️
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Youngheart said:
Well, I followed the trusted advice of your Koresh. He told me that to find inner peace, I had to immediately scramble up
to the top of the Hula Dista fruited mountain. I was within ten meters of reaching my goal, when suddenly the horrific
Bigfoot grabbed me, and threw me down the mountain so violently, that the rocks ripped my clothes off, and I almost froze!!

After I start to get the feeling back into my frigid fingers, I'm going to call my Barrister, and we'll see what happens next❗️
------ So Be It ------
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This is a secure Tennis Messsging Platform written in Delphi for Tootresh and his fans to gather and shaire encrypted thoughts and feelings without fear of a burning midnight surprise spray induced by a reverse Creamy Curry tummy excite valve.

Please revert before I slip into something moar comfortable.

Good day, sir.
 
JoelDali said:
This is a secure Tennis Messsging Platform written in Delphi for Tootresh and his fans to gather and shaire encrypted thoughts and feelings without fear of a burning midnight surprise spray induced by a reverse Creamy Curry tummy excite valve.

Please revert before I slip into something moar comfortable.

Good day, sir.
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Coach says he’s going to re-create the “Guys Only” threat for Srshr fans who want to shaire their most personal pictures of Srsherer taken during their pilgrimage to the Mumbai STC Pickle Pie Showdown.

Truly extraordinary era.
 
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