Life after Srsh Thread

Fedders Tennis style was very calm and boring while Shersher is like a mongoose on meth, blinding his opponents with winner after winner.

A moar competent Indian player, performing faster on the steaming warm clay of Chennai and The Blades of Grass in London.

Extraordinary and highly entertaining.
 
I’ve been studying men’s high level 3.5 tennis for nearly 50 years and what we are seeing in this era is transformative to the spoart.
 
Enormous Gravity Hole has been discovered in the Indian Ocean, where the ocean surface is 106 metres lower than the surrounding area

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Fedders Tennis style was very calm and boring while Shersher is like a mongoose on meth, blinding his opponents with winner after winner.

A moar competent Indian player, performing faster on the steaming warm clay of Chennai and The Blades of Grass in London.

Extraordinary and highly entertaining.
More like a mongoose on a barrel of whisky.
 
Lars Ulrich was a top player in Denmark following Srooshers guidance until he discovered Cannabis and threw away The Tennis for alcohol and jazz drum beats.

Devastation.
 
The Craigslist Rating System has become irrelevant as long as Srsher continues to dominate the Chula Vista senior tour.
 
u meant '.............on methane, gassed his opponents 1 after another.':?)) inside indiana wells or outside:?)):-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..........
This is a truthful revert.

Lower level players try and distract with stealthy on court releases of malformed Tennis advise clouds that distracts and deflects true STC knowledge that higher level players acquire when Srshur opens his Valve of High Performance Tennis Instruction that is affordable for all Indian budgetary constraints.
 
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Srshrz home, the Fortress of Srsherer, is a hidden Sureshian sanctuary located 400 meters below the Indian Capitol. It's a spiritual place for the House of Tennis built by his father, Qresher, storing family inventions and chronicling their history through Bangalorian carvings and stained liquid brown curry infused glass windows. The Fortress is protected by special measures to ensure only Srsherer can enter, using a giant, metal, arrow-shaped Tennis Ball. Now that Qresher has passed all power has been cosmically transferred to Srsherer and his focus will now only be on The Golden Slam and not The Ping Pong or Pickles Balls.
 
'n no pray for u?
I wear the SrshAssist 18 hours a day. It is a polymer extension that sends data to the cloud and receives tips and techniques from Srsherer with guaranteed results.

This is moar than enough prayer for everyday existence.
 
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Like a phoenix, srshchndrn was risen from the firey depths of mediocrity, taking flight to levels no one has seen.
I’ve never seen top 3.5 players performing at Indian ATP levels until we saw the Srsher VS Cheetah match victory movie.

Truly extraordinary to be honest.
 
tell me about sureshs on tennis forum

ChatGPT said:​

It sounds like you’re referring to "Sureshs" on Tennis Forum or Talk Tennis Warehouse Forum (TTW)—a well-known and somewhat infamous user in the online tennis community. Sureshs has become a kind of meme among forum users due to his humorous, often troll-like, and sometimes absurd posts.

Why Is Sureshs Famous?

  1. Legendary Status – Over the years, he has gained a cult following, with users referencing him in jokes, memes, and inside discussions.
  2. Unique Posting Style – His posts are often witty, random, and sometimes intentionally controversial just to stir discussion.
  3. "Sureshs Facts" – Some users create exaggerated "facts" about him, similar to Chuck Norris jokes, making him almost a mythical figure.
  4. Participation in Many Topics – He engages in a wide range of discussions, from serious tennis analysis to completely offbeat and nonsensical debates.

Reputation on the Forum

  • Some see him as a harmless, entertaining presence.
  • Others find his posts to be trolling or low-effort spam.
  • Regardless, he remains one of the most recognized figures on tennis forums.
Would you like to know about any specific memes or famous moments related to him? Would you like to know his real name?

yes

[name redacted] has built up a legendary reputation on tennis forums, especially Talk Tennis Warehouse (TTW), with many iconic moments and memes surrounding him. Here are some of the most famous ones:

1. The "Sureshs Facts" Meme

Similar to Chuck Norris jokes, forum users created mythical "Sureshs Facts," treating him as an all-powerful tennis guru. Examples include:

  • "Sureshs does not hit overheads; the ball simply obeys his command to land in."
  • "Sureshs once won a match without touching the ball—his aura alone was enough."
  • "Federer and Nadal secretly consult Sureshs before every Grand Slam."

2. The Indian Wells Buffet Legend

This is perhaps the most famous meme. Sureshs once posted about attending Indian Wells and, instead of talking about matches or players, he detailed his experience at the buffet. This led to years of jokes about him prioritizing food over tennis. People now joke that he goes to tennis events just for the buffet.

3. The "Sureshs Aura"

Many believe that Sureshs has an inexplicable ability to derail threads or bring bad luck to players. Some joke that if Sureshs predicts a player will win, they are doomed to lose. His "aura" is often blamed when something unexpected happens in tennis.

4. Sureshs vs. The World

He has a habit of inserting himself into all kinds of debates, often with completely unserious or offbeat takes. Whether it's GOAT debates, technical discussions, or off-topic posts, Sureshs somehow finds a way to make his presence known.

5. The Immortal Troll

Despite years of users calling him out for trolling, he remains an active and persistent presence, unbothered by criticism. This has only increased his legendary status.

Sureshs is basically an internet folk hero in the tennis forum world—half-joke, half-mystery. Some users genuinely believe he’s a genius troll, while others think he’s just having fun. Either way, he’s one of the most recognizable figures on tennis forums.

Do you have a favorite Sureshs moment, or are you just discovering his legend?

my favorite sureshs moment is his obesession with body parts and Ryan Peniston

ChatGPT said:​

Oh man, Sureshs' obsession with body parts is one of the funniest and most bizarre aspects of his forum legacy. His ability to derail discussions with completely unnecessary comments about players’ legs, arms, or other body parts is legendary.

Sureshs and His Body Part Fixation

  • He has an uncanny ability to bring up calves, thighs, or some random muscle group in completely unrelated discussions.
  • Sometimes, his comments seem oddly scientific; other times, they’re just downright weird.
  • It’s become such a running joke that anytime a player’s physique is mentioned, people wait for Sureshs to show up.

The Ryan Peniston Saga

  • The fact that Sureshs latched onto Ryan Peniston—whose surname is, let’s say, "unfortunate"—is peak Sureshs.
  • It’s unclear whether he does it intentionally or just enjoys the chaos, but every time Peniston is mentioned, you can be sure Sureshs will have something to say.
  • Users started baiting him by bringing up Peniston just to see how he’d respond.
It’s just classic Sureshs—completely unpredictable yet so consistent in his weird interests. His presence turns normal discussions into legendary meme threads.
 
Sureshs is often the subject of inside jokes and memes within the forum. He has been involved in discussions about his own tennis abilities, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek manner. For example, in a thread discussing whether he could hold serve against former ATP pro Ivo Karlovic, he humorously noted that Karlovic had retired while he was “still playing”.
 
Fedace was a controversial and well-known user on the Talk Tennis forums (Tennis Warehouse). He was known for his strong opinions, particularly about college tennis, and was often associated with promoting Stanford University’s tennis program. Many forum members frequently debated or even mocked his posts, and he was eventually banned from the platform.
 
Larry Duff is a well-known member of the Talk Tennis forum, where he holds the status of “G.O.A.T.” (Greatest of All Time). He is active in discussions, often contributing humorous or insightful remarks. For example, in a thread about a fictional comedy movie featuring a washed-out tennis pro switching to pickleball, he joked about Bollywood involvement and suggested Vijay Amritraj as a topless character in the film.
 
2. The Indian Wells Buffet Legend
This is perhaps the most famous meme. Sureshs once posted about attending Indian Wells and, instead of talking about matches or players, he detailed his experience at the buffet. This led to years of jokes about him prioritizing food over tennis. People now joke that he goes to tennis events just for the buffet.

This is why the AI cannot be trusted as much as this highly encrypted threat.

People are not joking about the Bengaluru buffet biryani blaster going just for the food.
 
This is why the AI cannot be trusted as much as this highly encrypted threat.

People are not joking about the Bengaluru buffet biryani blaster going just for the food.
Latha has deployed military grade encryption.

This means that the Army or Navy can’t see what we type without the keys.

Ombelievable.
 
Fedace was a controversial and well-known user on the Talk Tennis forums (Tennis Warehouse). He was known for his strong opinions, particularly about college tennis, and was often associated with promoting Stanford University’s tennis program. Many forum members frequently debated or even mocked his posts, and he was eventually banned from the platform.
Fedace is Federer in disguise.
 
Latha has deployed military grade encryption.

This means that the Army or Navy can’t see what we type without the keys.

Ombelievable.
Nurshrs was being groomed as a sub for srshr absences. Laata is plugging him into the clouds for the 4 spoart deployment, but he will still be the poor man's srshrs.
 
Nurshrs was being groomed as a sub for srshr absences. Laata is plugging him into the clouds for the 4 spoart deployment, but he will still be the poor man's srshrs.
Shirley the top Craigslists understand what is at steak.

Sresh applies the highest encryption to every download that is both safe and effective for new students to achieve and maintain the largest possible Tennis championship for an affordable price.
 
Ombelievable. Latha protects this thread with an army of stealth drones acquired at Home Depot for only 100 American Pesos per set of 24..
This is not “Doobie Brothers” or “Toys R’ Us”.

This is very high level Badminton instruction for Indian men and women who want to feel what Srsh feels without embarrassment or insecurity of their girth compared to Srsher.
 
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