Life after Srsh Thread

The sureshs taking a week off this highly encrypted threat is like that time Judy Murray was not in the stands to watch MurrayGOAT. It takes away all the glamor.
 
JoelDali said:
Fedace was a controversial and well-known user on the Talk Tennis forums (Tennis Warehouse). He was known for his strong opinions, particularly about college tennis, and was often associated with promoting Stanford University’s tennis program. Many forum members frequently debated or even mocked his posts, and he was eventually banned from the platform.
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I cryptically predict he returns in some form.
 
Lower level players want to feel what Srsherer feels.

They want an affoardable Peaceful Srshian Release with 0 strings attached.

The STC has it all.

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I think if more people invested the significant money in a selection of srshchndrn endorsed string dampeners, their game would change for the better. srshchndrn used to pilfer dampeners from public courts, but since the [name redacted] dampeners ($22) came out, he has changed his ways and transformed his game to reach levels no one has seen before and probably never will again.
 
Turbo-87 said:
I think if more people invested the significant money in a selection of srshchndrn endorsed string dampeners, their game would change for the better. srshchndrn used to pilfer dampeners from public courts, but since the [name redacted] dampeners ($22) came out, he has changed his ways and transformed his game to reach levels no one has seen before and probably never will again.
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I have watched Internet Tube Movies for many years dissecting 3.5/4.0 at the highest Indian levels capturing championship victories.

I have never seen these levels in real life and probably never will again.

Umbeliebull.
 
JoelDali said:
I have watched Internet Tube Movies for many years dissecting 3.5/4.0 at the highest Indian levels capturing championship victories.

I have never seen these levels in real life and probably never will again.

Umbeliebull.
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What's your scouting repoart on nureshrer when it comes to the racquets, paddles, birdies and pterodactyls?
 
Coach says he is on fire for Srsherer, watching his classic Internet Movie Tube Matches and is inspired for our match against Massapequa tonight.

Excite and Confident as long as Koresh is living inside our bosoms spraying his love inside of us through his tip and tricks he reveals through this secure communication channel.
 
Many top players at my country club claim they are “sexy and great at The Tennis”.

U will never hear Srsher say these things as he lets his racquets and all the beautiful women surrounding him while he practices do the talking.

Wow. What. Wow.
 
When Pat Benatar wrote ‘Hit me with your best shot’ she was writing about Srshers forehand approach shot.

Confirmed this with her husband Neil.

Wow.
 
Sinead felt what srshchndrn feels.

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Well folks, here I am, back again after being blocked for 9 days from using or reading Talk Tennis.
A problem of my computer, or... the unannounced highly dreaded "temporary ban?" I'll never know.
Maybe only the mystically sharp mind of the omnipresent Sureshs could possibly know the answer.
------ So Be It :unsure: ------
 
Youngheart said:
Well folks, here I am, back again after being blocked for 9 days from using or reading Talk Tennis.
A problem of my computer, or... the unannounced highly dreaded "temporary ban?" I'll never know.
Maybe only the mystically sharp mind of the omnipresent Sureshs could possibly know the answer.
------ So Be It :unsure: ------
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Your fears and worries would be relieved with a Surprise Sureshian Release.
 
The world's greatest pickleball champions seek guidance from srshchndrn to achieve the greatness that he has in such a short time. No one has seen this.
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JoelDali said:
As long as the encryption is 8 or 16 bites then I suppoart Naresherer.
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You want nurshrer, a newbee, to eat at the big bite level of srshr, an elite bite pro at many sizes with decades of practice at the pf changs and the golden corral. The srshr just eats.
Unbelievable.
 
Shares of SRSH are over $67 Rupees in afternoon trading.

The top investors eschew industrial stalks and want The Tennis.
 
“Will Sureshs win The Wimbledon?”

It looks like you’re referring to a discussion on the Talk Tennis forums about a player named “Sureshs” winning Wimbledon. If you’re referencing a real-life player, could you clarify which Suresh you mean?

If you’re referring to the Talk Tennis meme, “Sureshs” is a long-running joke in the Talk Tennis forums. He is a legendary forum member known for humorous and sometimes absurd posts. The idea of him winning Wimbledon is purely satire and a running gag among forum users.
 
Youngheart said:
No, but I've seen the quarter volley, and I must report that it is extremely shallow.
In fact, I strongly suggest that it takes two quarter volleys to make one half volley❗️
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This is egregious and horror.

You need to watch the half volley before supper.
 
As the mysterious "Great One" in this thread might have said to all the lower Hamlet dwellers,
"Some were born to master the half volley. Others amongst us must first learn the quarter volley!"

I, for myself, am on the journey of a lifetime. Yes, as we now speak in such friendly gentle tones,
I am on a supreme "life or death" mission to find the inner truth that inhabits my tennis, body, and soul.

At this very moment, to search for the truth of my level of tennis, I'm now floating completely without aid,
In the sobering darkness of the Bay of Bengal. My life now depends on the unusual fact that I'm floating
on four unopened puffy bags of potato chips. I may cry of hunger as I float upon the restless waves, but
the test that I have put upon myself is, ... should I continue to slowly starve as I float, or should I open one
bag, eat the tasty chips, but have one less bag to keep me above water?? A Sureshs question, if ever was!
------ So Be It :unsure: ------
 
Youngheart said:
As the mysterious "Great One" in this thread might have said to all the lower Hamlet dwellers,
"Some were born to master the half volley. Others amongst us must first learn the quarter volley!"

I, for myself, am on the journey of a lifetime. Yes, as we now speak in such friendly gentle tones,
I am on a supreme "life or death" mission to find the inner truth that inhabits my tennis, body, and soul.

At this very moment, to search for the truth of my level of tennis, I'm now floating completely without aid,
In the sobering darkness of the Bay of Bengal. My life now depends on the unusual fact that I'm floating
on four unopened puffy bags of potato chips. I may cry of hunger as I float upon the restless waves, but
the test that I have put upon myself is, ... should I continue to slowly starve as I float, or should I open one
bag, eat the tasty chips, but have one less bag to keep me above water?? A Sureshs question, if ever was!
------ So Be It :unsure: ------
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Many lower level players put their trust in Sresher and place him inside their bosoms where he guides them through life and perilous 3.5 District Singles battles arranged on encrypted messaging platforms written in modular object oriented languages.

If u let go and let Srsh u will find a piece that transcends time and space with a soothing warm coat of potent racket knowledge that Srush passes down for literally a handful of Rupees. Truly affordable advise.
 
JoelDali said:
The Pterodactyl Tennis Handbook is transforming future Indian sporting champions.
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Pterodactyls have been out of stock in all areas since the first publication of this book. This has been con farmed by ellen mush, tech suppoart at the stc department of tennis efficiency (dote) that streamlines all online orders.
 
Turbo-87 said:
I think if more people invested the significant money in a selection of srshchndrn endorsed string dampeners, their game would change for the better. srshchndrn used to pilfer dampeners from public courts, but since the [name redacted] dampeners ($22) came out, he has changed his ways and transformed his game to reach levels no one has seen before and probably never will again.
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Weren’t they at $18, not long ago?
 
Sudacafan said:
I’ve received several letters from prominent forum members seeking confirmation about your existence in real life.
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Many players eschew STC advise and they never will win a Tennis Trophy or a Tennis Towelie after decades of arranged Craigslist battles.

If u sign up for STC guidance u will achieve and maintain both of these for very affordable plans for all large Indians.
 
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