Life after Srsh Thread

JoelDali said:
Fedder = quality tennis.

Srsher = high quality tennis and quality badminton.
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Have you seen the srshrer slice at the cake station? No one else's skids lower or troubles others moar.

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JoelDali said:
This isn’t Studio 54
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Ben and Jerry's doesn't serve the GJs.
Sad.
 
srshchndrn is back to dominating the rec tour in all racket sports. He can be gone a day or a month; it just doesn't matter to a highly trained athlete. We have never seen anything like this.
 
With his hamstrings fixed and his mind clear Sroosh is setting his focus on the brown clay French Slam championship challenger.

If Michelangelo was alive today he would paint Srsherer over all the panels of the Sistine Chappel.

A new tip everyday after coffee keeps the world safe from poor tennis strategy.

Ombelieble.
 
I'm back to read The Life of Srsh, after strangely being locked out of this forum once again for a week.
Only the newly invented "Srshodynamic Resonating Symbolique Historonics", (a force nicknamed SRSH) can tell
if I suffered a temporary ban, or if it was some sort of computer problem. Later, I'll read the 4 pages that I missed.
------ So Be It 8-B ------
 
I’ve never played pickles balls but if I did I would follow Srshesz instructions and equipment recommendations for the best chance for a successful championship victory,

This would never happen without affordable STC training in private sanitary rooms where He can meet with you and apply his knowledge directly on u with your written and oral consent.

What follows is a Big Bang Release of ancient pickle knowledge and techniques that are customized for your specific abilities that he measures and calculates using Indian racket spoart math principles for both men and women regardless of their abnormal bloated girth or srshual orientation.
 
Spent the last 6 hours driving around looking for a bag of Surshe.

Home Depot is out until next week.

Umbelieble.

I can’t plant these Tulips without it.
 
vokazu said:
No need. Michaelangelo already carved the famous sculpture Davidya Koreshmota

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Just to see this statue, what a moment in my life! I've never seen such supreme power in addition to such benevolent kindness.
We should all carry the memory of this monumental statue throughout our lifetime, to give us fortitude when the end approaches.
For the young people coming to this thread for perhaps the first time, you are permitted to bow in honor to this historic statue.
------ So Be It :rolleyes: ------
 
It's the March Mathness as servers lose count of the amount of times one person can visit the dessert bar at the AYCE. "We have never seen this in our lifetimes" said Kalbinder, a young server at the La Jolla location.
 
Sursher has a smootherer one harder than Rawfur’s whose OHBH is very stiff and tentative.

The proof is in the pudding.
 
I've heard, from an unnamed source, that at Wimbledon, the mystical Srsh didn't have to take a drug test.
The tester did come, but as soon as he looked deeply into the eyes of Srsh, he backed away and said,
"Oh, please excuse me, I can see that you are the perfectly honest one. By the way, are you staring in the remake of Ben Hur??"
------ So Be It :cool: ------
 
Youngheart said:
I've heard, from an unnamed source, that at Wimbledon, the mystical Srsh didn't have to take a drug test.
The tester did come, but as soon as he looked deeply into the eyes of Srsh, he backed away and said,
"Oh, please excuse me, I can see that you are the perfectly honest one. By the way, are you staring in the remake of Ben Hur??"
------ So Be It :cool: ------
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These are the worlds of a young man in deep despaire who is reaching for 3.5 Mens Singles Immorality without Indian scented Tennis love.

U can get there for less than $45 Rupees with STC advise and guidance.

Let go and let Sresh.
 
JoelDali said:
These are the worlds of a young man in deep despaire who is reaching for 3.5 Mens Singles Immorality without Indian scented Tennis love.

U can get there for less than $45 Rupees with STC advise and guidance.

Let go and let Sresh.
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That's more expensive than the public transport fee here. STC is too expensive and elitist.
 
vokazu said:
That's more expensive than the public transport fee here. STC is too expensive and elitist.
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This isn’t a ride to Bang Galoar wet markets or Moady’s rocket release dungeon in the sky.

This is The Tennis at the highest levels for affordable rates not a train ride sensual pleasures that will not last like a championship victory.
 
The children of India have very few hero’s.

Vajay Armitraj is old.

Kurt Cobain is dead.

Moady is corrupt.

Putin is bad.

Q-Resh is all they have.

Inspired and Amaze.
 
As they happily yell in the exciting Indian stock market, "Whoopi for the Rupee❗️"
I would gladly send 45 Rupees for STC lessons, if it helps me get past the Wimbledon quarterfinals, where I've been stuck for ten years.
No need to give you my humble name, because nobody ever remembers a loser! Just think... I could have been famous!

Sometimes, life is a mysterious journey. The other day, while I was floating lost on the Bay of Bengal, a giant squid :eek:
suddenly squeezed me so hard, that all of my Rupees fell out of my pocket, and drifted to the lonely bottom of the Bay.

For good ol' memories, I was floating with my last tennis racquet, and I was able to beat the dumb squid to death.
Each time that a huge wave lifted me high, I could see lights far in the distance, so I grabbed the squid, and for five hours,
I swam to the village. Unbelievably, the fish market only gave me 30 Rupees for the squid, so will STC give me a discount???
------ So Be It o_O ------
 
Spoak to the top singles guy at my country club last night and he said his favorite Srshr shot is the forehand approach shot down the line. He says Srsher steps inside the baseline with a quick attack on his weary opponents’ backhand.

Truly impressive and astonish.
 
JoelDali said:
This isn’t a ride to Bang Galoar wet markets or Moady’s rocket release dungeon in the sky.

This is The Tennis at the highest levels for affordable rates not a train ride sensual pleasures that will not last like a championship victory.
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Not affordable. STC new students have to live on the street after paying the tuition fee. Can't even buy new clothes and have to sleep in the nude.
 
Need moar Srshe training video before The French Slam qualies.

Please revert if you’re near the Chula Vista regional forest courts.
 
JoelDali said:
Need moar Srshe training video before The French Slam qualies.

Please revert if you’re near the Chula Vista regional forest courts.
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Uhhh,... hello? I've never been to this dry town called Chula Vista. I prefer northern California.
On another note, I have heard that the mysterious Srsh might be available to give tennis tips.

You will need to trust in your body and climb, because he is "as we speak," sitting on the top edge
of Mount Whitney, in deep somber meditation. If you visit, offer him Fruit Loops for appreciation!!
------ So Be It :rolleyes: ------
 
Youngheart said:
Uhhh,... hello? I've never been to this dry town called Chula Vista. I prefer northern California.
On another note, I have heard that the mysterious Srsh might be available to give tennis tips.

You will need to trust in your body and climb, because he is "as we speak," sitting on the top edge
of Mount Whitney, in deep somber meditation. If you visit, offer him Fruit Loops for appreciation!!
------ So Be It :rolleyes: ------
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Juiced imagine if u inserted Srsherz knowledge inside ur sole and u applied his Indian techniques to your Tennis career.

Unreal.
 
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