Life after Srsh Thread

Turbo-87

Legend
He has claimed the title every year after Arnold retired, so it would be a shame if he wasn’t there this year. Maybe he is training for the ATP Finalities.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Dali's imaginary friends are a product of his brain humours drying up from too much watching the Droop Volley on his computer until the early hours of the moaning. He has been doing it since his Amiga 600 days. Back when you could only find the droop volley in some seedy BBS in Sri Lanka.
I have seen lower level 3.0 ladies doubles players transcend USTA 3.5 singles National level. None of these players dial up to BBS newsgroups for a drop volley.
 
I just herd in E! Entertainment Television that The Learning Channel is coming up with a new show this fall called Living Sureshs. The showed a teaser for the pilot that revolves around Sureshs's failed relationship with his pet ham Pancho. For the second one they visit different pet stores looking for a suitable replacement based on talent, personality, and taste.

This is how Mr. Winkles, a Guinea Pig from Mamaroneck, NY, reacted when he found out that he made it to the group of final 25 suitors.

 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
It’s about time you need some exorcism. Calling Dali’s rabbits in Speed Dial.
The primary focus of the threat is Srsherer and his inspirational climb to immortal GOAThood. My spiritual journey is irrelevant.

Srsh.

Srshr.

 
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Turbo-87

Legend
Someday srsh’s fresh scent will open your eyes and you will realize that srsh is the way to make your tennis feel alive. Fell alive with srsh.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Someday srsh’s fresh scent will open your eyes and you will realize that srsh is the way to make your tennis feel alive. Fell alive with srsh.
Many players see the beauty of Sroosh outside the court. On hikes or bird watching trips, USTA players embrace affordable tennis clinics from high level instructors who have passed Srshez rigorous certification programme for the largest tennis ever witnessed.

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Is Srsh participating in Mr Olympia this year? I didn't see his pics on the thread in here.
He has claimed the title every year after Arnold retired, so it would be a shame if he wasn’t there this year. Maybe he is training for the ATP Finalities.
Some years i remember Mr Olympia was on the same day as the USO final.
Otherwise The Suresh would have stopped Pete Seeger in his tracks.
 

Larry Duff

Hall of Fame
The sureshs meets with Arnold and learns about bicep curls and how to successfully run for governor. Arnie looks for tips on how to most efficiently clear the PF Changs AYCE.

More flesh with the 'resh' is the proposed slogan for the next CA guvnor election.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
The sureshs meets with Arnold and learns about bicep curls and how to successfully run for governor. Arnie looks for tips on how to most efficiently clear the PF Changs AYCE.

More flesh with the 'resh' is the proposed slogan for the next CA guvnor election.
The Sursh suggested making a sequel to The Terminator series called The Methanator but Arnie felt the masses were not ready to handle it in their pandemic weakened condition.

 
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sureshs

Bionic Poster
I have video of a doubles match and posted and then deleted here. The other 3 players are not forum members so I thought it would not be fair to them.
 
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