Life after Srsh Thread

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Choose life. Choose Srsh.
Monologue by Irvine Welsh, in Srshspotting (1993)

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Top STC player testimony. From the Academy’s inbox.

“I am a 3.5 player and I play leagues and tournaments in the Northern Tora Bora Peninsula. I am trying to get to the next level. I am looking for any constructive criticism with my form to help improve and get to the next level. I've only recently started taking lessons because I can only do so much by myself. I'm mainly looking to improve form. I'm also focusing more on point construction and playing higher percentage points to decrease unforced errors. I find at this level and above it's about playing smarter and being patient and knowing what shot to play and where to place it. Any feedback is greatly appreciated. I will be updating this thread as time goes by so you can see the changes made since lessons began.”
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Top STC player testimony. From the Academy’s inbox.

“I am a 3.5 player and I play leagues and tournaments in the Northern Tora Bora Peninsula. I am trying to get to the next level. I am looking for any constructive criticism with my form to help improve and get to the next level. I've only recently started taking lessons because I can only do so much by myself. I'm mainly looking to improve form. I'm also focusing more on point construction and playing higher percentage points to decrease unforced errors. I find at this level and above it's about playing smarter and being patient and knowing what shot to play and where to place it. Any feedback is greatly appreciated. I will be updating this thread as time goes by so you can see the changes made since lessons began.”
Very high level players in that section.

Repoarted.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I have perused your last 500 encrypted report filings with the password you provided to the Help Dex, and I still don't understand your reporting algorithms.
Agreed that the mens 3.5 National winning team from Brooklyn from around 10 years ago had 4.5 rringers who could never decrypt Sursher even with reverse engineers from the remote villages of Ojai.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Reported. Srsh is not a dinosaur.
I don’t think you understand the fire that is in Srsooshz belly, to teach others with an important tip and to conquer the tennis with proprietary techniques on the court and in the bedroom.

 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The Sursh has had a week area since the K–Pg event which extinguished 99pc of his opponents. For many million years he won every slam without playing. In fact, he had a million year long AYCE.
STC is a high performance Tennis Acacemy with a peerless reputation of Hardwork & Excellence. Our flexible programmes has been responsible for the success of many professionals, Juniors, Seniors and aspiring pros. The academy believes in providing the best training methods in sports performance. The innovative approach with customised preformance. Training programmes based on specific demands of the game has enabled our students to compete at national and international level. STC is a professionally managed academy run by former National players with a coaching experience of over twenty years., https://indiapl.com/karnataka/suresh-tennis-center-283689
 
STC is a high performance Tennis Acacemy with a peerless reputation of Hardwork & Excellence. Our flexible programmes has been responsible for the success of many professionals, Juniors, Seniors and aspiring pros. The academy believes in providing the best training methods in sports performance. The innovative approach with customised preformance. Training programmes based on specific demands of the game has enabled our students to compete at national and international level. STC is a professionally managed academy run by former National players with a coaching experience of over twenty years., https://indiapl.com/karnataka/suresh-tennis-center-283689
If I can join for very less and no monkey down I might consider it.
 
Sureshs' belly is a symbol of colonial oppression. Since the white man settled the PF Chang's in the Sureshsian reservation there has been no justice and no peace in Mira Mesa.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Sureshs' belly is a symbol of colonial oppression. Since the white man settled the PF Chang's in the Sureshsian reservation there has been no justice and no peace in Mira Mesa.
This is bonkers crazy talk. PF Chang’s is all over the world and specializes in American Chinese cuisine. Special items on their menu include their Chang's Lettuce Crack Wraps, Chang's Spicy Chicken, Peking Duck Spray, and various types of sushi. Wine, specialty drinks, Asian beers, sake, cappuccino, and espresso are available outside standard beverage offerings.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
This is bonkers crazy talk. PF Chang’s is all over the world and specializes in American Chinese cuisine. Special items on their menu include their Chang's Lettuce Crack Wraps, Chang's Spicy Chicken, Peking Duck Spray, and various types of sushi. Wine, specialty drinks, Asian beers, sake, cappuccino, and espresso are available outside standard beverage offerings.
They have an extensive menu. As per my Intrenet research, this is the favorite restaurant of all the American Changs of the Chinese backgrounds.
 

tennishabit

Hall of Fame
They have an extensive menu. As per my Intrenet research, this is the favorite restaurant of all the American Changs of the Chinese backgrounds.
srshs = 1/2 indian + 1/2 chinese = chindian:?)) he doesn't look like a hybrid but it's said the male >180cm most likely hybrid n <160cm lobrid lololololol8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B...............
 
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donquijote

G.O.A.T.
I think there’s no helicobacter pylori in any Srshian environments.
My agent provocateur Prasanth Vinayagamoorthy will be in touch with you for the damages your encrypted post has caused in our community. There will be consequences for you I'm afraid and an exhibition match between Suresh and Senti will take place at STC and will be broadcasted on national TV.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
My agent provocateur Prasanth Vinayagamoorthy will be in touch with you for the damages your encrypted post has caused in our community. There will be consequences for you I'm afraid and an exhibition match between Suresh and Senti will take place at STC and will be broadcasted on national TV.
Cashresh would dubble bagull Sexi Senti.

Senti is a very low level curry scented player.

Satoosh is the proprietor of the STC with many high level tennis champions.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Cashresh would dubble bagull Sexi Senti.

Senti is a very low level curry scented player.

Satoosh is the proprietor of the STC with many high level tennis champions.
I think that if you keep on eschewing Senti, Natalia will keep on eschewing Srsh, and I will keep on eschewing Cutelittlefaces Young Man.
We got too mucho eschewing going on in this threat. Too mucho eschewing in TTW.
We should try a holistic prayer, and reunite around a fresh white overgrip of peace.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I think that if you keep on eschewing Senti, Natalia will keep on eschewing Srsh, and I will keep on eschewing Cutelittlefaces Young Man.
We got too mucho eschewing going on in this threat. Too mucho eschewing in TTW.
We should try a holistic prayer, and reunite around a fresh white overgrip of peace.
I don’t think you understand the tennis.

The NTRP system rates Srsherer on top of the Talk Tennis.
 
This is only for elite weakend players from single parent homes or or fun edges, not privileged internets like you.
Sureshs' magnetic presence is highly priced among the elite strata of the San Diego spheres of power. Flaccid oil tycoons and retired bank executives with 30 year old ex-beauty queen trophy wives summon Sureshs to the courts like a weekend country club mandingo, allowing their hungry for excite wives to experience standing ovulations of the highest caliber. Djokovic has never done that.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Sureshs' magnetic presence is highly priced among the elite strata of the San Diego spheres of power. Flaccid oil tycoons and retired bank executives with 30 year old ex-beauty queen trophy wives summon Sureshs to the courts like a weekend country club mandingo, allowing their hungry for excite wives to experience standing ovulations of the highest caliber. Djokovic has never done that.
These completely fictional stories about Srsherer and supposed uncontrolled flatulence scare off many wood be fans that find this peaceful threat while Googling for his sponsored products and career trajectory. I have a Zoom meeting with the Internet shortly and I will bring this poast up for debate.

Wow. What. Wow.

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
My agent provocateur Prasanth Vinayagamoorthy will be in touch with you for the damages your encrypted post has caused in our community. There will be consequences for you I'm afraid and an exhibition match between Suresh and Senti will take place at STC and will be broadcasted on national TV.
Wow !
I am not an exhibitionist ! That is The Srehhs's expert tease area partly due to the inability of all the fabrick in the world to smother his surface area.


 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
I think that if you keep on eschewing Senti, Natalia will keep on eschewing Srsh, and I will keep on eschewing Cutelittlefaces Young Man.
We got too mucho eschewing going on in this threat. Too mucho eschewing in TTW.
We should try a holistic prayer, and reunite around a fresh white overgrip of peace.
But choorooch will always keep chewing…. And swallowing of course
 
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