Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

I was interviewing Jeremy Lalrinnunga yesterday after his amazing victory and he acknowledged The Srsh ™ enthusiastically.

Another imaginary Internet?

 

[guanzishou]

Another imaginary Internet?

Just like your imaginary Rabbits and Baristas.

 

[tennishabit]

Fake news. Borge is in Mumbai.

monkeypoxied:?))...........

 

[tennishabit]

pussypoxied:?))..........

 

[tennishabit]

(2) San Diego July 28-Aug 02 | Talk Tennis (tennis-warehouse.com)

b4 signing in have u jabbed hippopox vac:?)).........

 

[Sentinel]

Another imaginary Internet?

Who is Jeremy Lalrinnunga? India's 19-year-old weightlifter who won gold at CWG 2022

Jeremy Lalrinnunga on Sunday scripted history as he provided India with its second gold medal at the ongoing Commonwealth Games in Birmingham.

m.republicworld.com

He watches Srsh movies before his bouts.

 

[Sentinel]

Just like your imaginary Rabbits and Baristas.

In Milan, no less.

He even stole the name "Hamish" shamelessly.
Shameful.

 

[JoelDali]

In Milan, no less.

He even stole the name "Hamish" shamelessly.
Shameful.

U never believed in Hamish.

Sad.

 

[Sentinel]

U never believed in Hamish.

Sad.

Your goons killed him dead somewhere in Scotland.

Shame on you.

 

[guanzishou]

U never believed in Hamish.

Sad.

I didn't know Hamish is a she.

 

[Turbo-87]

I've never been inside a casino. Unreal. Once a visitor from Singapore asked to be taken to a casino, so we went to a big casino but the security stopped me and wouldn't allow me in because I had a backpack with me. So I didn't go in and my guest followed me out of the building.

I think Casino and me are not meant for each other.

Sharing Stone can take you there.

 

[guanzishou]

Sharing Stone can take you there.

I think Sharon Stone would just stand still, be petrified and shocked and just gawk at me speechlessly all day and forget the casino.

 

[Sentinel]

Sharon Stone would just stand still, be petrified

Not surprising, right?

 

[Larry Duff]

Where did Julyreshs go? Happy Augreshs everyone.

 

[guanzishou]

A city in Bolivia :

A city in India:

Don't you guys find it confusing going round and round in circles? I'd be frustrated not to know which is North, South, East or West, especially when it's cloudy.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

Just 29 pages away from 500.

We should hit a half thousand before the USO start.

 

[JoelDali]

So many lower level players have benefitted from STC guidelines for the club singles ladder championship across the Indian Peninsula.

The lives Cashresh are transforming are extraordinary.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ is changing the tennis one life at a time. He brings smiles to faces as his tip and technique are put into practice. Many people do not realize they have needed The Sureshs™ their whole lives and have suffered in 3.5 purgatory as a result. Sad for them but happy for the tennis in general. The Sureshs™ continues to give back to the sport that has given him so much.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

The Sureshs™ continues to give back to the sport that has given him so much.

Srshs is the most influential person in the tennis world. He's the biggest name in it.

 

[Sentinel]

A city in Bolivia :

A city in India:

Don't you guys find it confusing going round and round in circles? I'd be frustrated not to know which is North, South, East or West, especially when it's cloudy.

This must be an old map. I am sure Copernicus Marg has been renamed, and possibly Akbar and Shahjahan Road also.

 

[donquijote]

I watched the movie Wimbledon about Syresh's epic run as a wild card in 1971. Disappoint that they did not mention his real name and used a less attractive looking guy to play him. Nevertheless, it was nice watching the magnificent Kirsten Dunst.

 

[travlerajm]

I interrupt this thread to deliver breaking news.

This weekend, upon my visit to Sureshs’s home club in San Diego, I was gifted two matching Sureshs-autographed custom extended 28” TC100 frames made personally by Paul Angell for the man. They are in mint condition.

I will be erecting a dedicated thread to collect preliminary suggestions for how I should re-purpose these in my racquet lab so that they serve a worthy cause.

 

[Turbo-87]

I watched the movie Wimbledon about Syresh's epic run as a wild card in 1971. Disappoint that they did not mention his real name and used a less attractive looking guy to play him. Nevertheless, it was nice watching the magnificent Kirsten Dunst.

This was the unreleased version of the poster before they replaced The Sureshs™ with Bettany.

Srsh has has his screentime, though.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

I interrupt this thread to deliver breaking news.

This weekend, upon my visit to Sureshs’s home club in San Diego, I was gifted two matching Sureshs-autographed custom extended 28” TC100 frames made personally by Paul Angell for the man. They are in mint condition.

I will be erecting a dedicated thread to collect preliminary suggestions for how I should re-purpose these in my racquet lab so that they serve a worthy cause.

Any plans to sell it?

 

[Turbo-87]

I interrupt this thread to deliver breaking news.

This weekend, upon my visit to Sureshs’s home club in San Diego, I was gifted two matching Sureshs-autographed custom extended 28” TC100 frames made personally by Paul Angell for the man. They are in mint condition.

I will be erecting a dedicated thread to collect preliminary suggestions for how I should re-purpose these in my racquet lab so that they serve a worthy cause.

Hopefully, you have a certificate of authenticity and other provenance to go with it. That should up the asking price significantly. Have Steve Grad authenticate the signatures and then I would suggest that you auction them off with proceeds going to a youth tennis organization. Much like The Sureshs™ ATP career, the sky is the limit on the value.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

I watched the movie Wimbledon about Syresh's epic run as a wild card in 1971. Disappoint that they did not mention his real name and used a less attractive looking guy to play him. Nevertheless, it was nice watching the magnificent Kirsten Dunst.

Is Kisrshten Dunst related to Srshs?

 

[donquijote]

I guess the planet is dying because of Syresh and they are looking to terminate him and save the planet.

 

[JoelDali]

My Rabbi prayed for moar Srsher and this morning I experienced a new Drop Volley.

 

[travlerajm]

Any plans to sell it?

Only if the proceeds could generate an impactful legacy.

 

[Sudacafan]

A city in Bolivia :

A city in India:

Don't you guys find it confusing going round and round in circles? I'd be frustrated not to know which is North, South, East or West, especially when it's cloudy.

No
(the Bolivian city shown in the map is where I live)

 

[Azure]

My Rabbi prayed for moar Srsher and this morning I experienced a new Drop Volley.

Are you saying Sakrootch is a potent laxative?

A paul.

 

[JoelDali]

Are you saying Sakrootch is a potent laxative?

A paul.

The Tennis is paramount to the future of the championships.

 

[stringertom]

@sureshs , did you kiss Lieutenant Uhara win ewe starred whiff her in the Star Trek moovie epick innstall(#2)mint, The Wrath of The Srshs ??? That wood bee anne interracial kiss (black anne hot Tamili) lyke know udder!

 

[donquijote]

I’m here for the large tennis

Enjoy Suresh's large tenis inside out.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ will take the US Openings by storm this year. Everything is coming together at the right time for him to claim another victory. His meteoric rise to fame, fortune, and tennis dominance is unprecedented.

 

[JoelDali]

Enjoy Suresh's large tenis inside out.

Craigslist level players are achieving and maintaining the tennis with STC guidance.

 

[Sudacafan]

Maudes have given up on this threat.

 

[Larry Duff]

The Maudes need to enroll in the motivation and perseverance clinic offered at the STC every Tuesday at 1630.

 

[Sentinel]

watched the movie Wimbledon about Syresh's epic run as a wild

He ran around wild ?

As a wild what?

A wild bore?
A wildebeest?

 

[Sentinel]

My Rabbi prayed for moar Srsher and this morning I experienced a new Drop Volley.

Spoiler: Wow

 

[Sentinel]

Are you saying Sakrootch is a potent laxative?

A paul.

I didn't know one person could take the medicine and another could have the benefit.
This is one of a kind, a transferable laxative.

Moar than poatent.

Imagine if we gave the Rabbi five spoons of codlivereshs, and Dali spent all day in Stall 2

 

[JoelDali]

I didn't know one person could take the medicine and another could have the benefit.
This is one of a kind, a transferable laxative.

Moar than poatent.

Imagine if we gave the Rabbi five spoons of codlivereshs, and Dali spent all day in Stall 2

Disgust and Diagrace.

Wow.

Wait.

Sad.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Maudes need to enroll in the motivation and perseverance clinic offered at the STC every Tuesday at 1630.

 

[donquijote]

Maudes have given up on this threat.

The Maudes need to enroll in the motivation and perseverance clinic offered at the STC every Tuesday at 1630.

or the bottomless klinik on Wednesday

 

[JoelDali]

The top players understand Srshr.

 

[donquijote]

My Rabbi prayed for moar Srsher and this morning I experienced a new Drop Volley.

 

[Turbo-87]

The top players understand Srshr.

Moist people don't embrace srsh until it is too late for their tennis to benefit. Sad.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

I've heard Srshs Tuesday Volley Clinic is very popular among young women with big ambitions.

 

[Turbo-87]

I've heard Srshs Tuesday Volley Clinic is very popular among young women with big ambitions.

The Sureshs™ is the primary internet player. He meets all challengers with controlled aggression and grinds through to victory with relative ease. He is a high-speed, low-drag player of the highest order.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsh.

Srshur.