Life after Srsh Thread

[donquijote]

I am taller than Schwartzman. Be very afraid.

But you can't be taller than Susesh. No one can.

 

[Sudacafan]

But you can't be taller than Susesh. No one can.

Nor wider.

 

[donquijote]

Wow. Diego and Alcazar are the gold standard of height. You must be intimidating.

You mean San Diego?

 

[donquijote]

Maybe if u welcomed Srsher into your life you would achieve and maintain a long lasting tennis.

Hmm
Report or not to report?

 

[Genious at Work]

All about your obsession with Koreshez poop and doo doo.

Never about the tennis or the Big Slam.

Wow!

Your avatar is very disturbing, but it doesn't feature Koreshs. Why is it that you schew the droop volley and the trophey pose? Wow.

 

[ojo rojo]

Spoiler: Wow

 

[ojo rojo]

Studies have shown that the high backhand volley is impossible to look away from even in an emergency

 

[Genious at Work]

This gif is the most disturbing picture I have seen today, and I browse 4chan and the dark web.

 

[stringertom]

Theze hear imajes are sew dizturb eye may give up and never geaux near pu$$ies again. Eye will stihl whatch P Galore inn Goldfinger though. She wuz moar beautiful than the droop volleigh.

 

[RS]

This is bigger than the Murray ATG by a 3 miles and doesn't get anywhere near the credit.

 

[Genious at Work]

Elon Musk has been working with Sureshs to improve his waist to height ratio, and it seems to be working.

 

[ojo rojo]

Theze hear imajes are sew dizturb eye may give up and never geaux near pu$$ies again. Eye will stihl whatch P Galore inn Goldfinger though. She wuz moar beautiful than the droop volleigh.

I sorry eye ham ruining small cats four everywon. It's juiced nut fur on ewe gays.
Ewe disserve bitter vijewels that are moar suething and relapsking

 

[ojo rojo]

This is bigger than the Murray ATG by a 3 miles and doesn't get anywhere near the credit.

The cool kids know SrshsGOAT

 

[Genious at Work]

I sorry eye ham ruining small cats four everywon. It's juiced nut fur on ewe gays.
Ewe disserve bitter vijewels that are moar suething and relapsking

I represent the estate of the late Brian Peppers, and you will be hearing from my bare wrister soon.

 

[sureshs]

I sorry eye ham ruining small cats four everywon. It's juiced nut fur on ewe gays.
Ewe disserve bitter vijewels that are moar suething and relapsking

William-Adolphe Bouguereau | Academic painter
Bouguereau was a staunch traditionalist whose realistic genre paintings and mythological themes were modern interpretations of Classical subjects with a heavy emphasis on the female human body.

 

[Sudacafan]

William-Adolphe Bouguereau | Academic painter
Bouguereau was a staunch traditionalist whose realistic genre paintings and mythological themes were modern interpretations of Classical subjects with a heavy emphasis on the female human body.

OK, thanks for the information, but you don’t need to shout.

 

[Azure]

Studies have shown that the high backhand volley is impossible to look away from even in an emergency

LMAO this is priceless

 

[ojo rojo]

William-Adolphe Bouguereau | Academic painter
Bouguereau was a staunch traditionalist whose realistic genre paintings and mythological themes were modern interpretations of Classical subjects with a heavy emphasis on the female human body.

 

[donquijote]

Elon Musk has been working with Sureshs to improve his waist to height ratio, and it seems to be working.

Is Suresh one of his children or is he having an affair with him?

elon musk has how many kids - Google Search

 

[Sentinel]

Elon Musk has been working with Sureshs to improve his waist to height ratio, and it seems to be working.

His dad will be very proud.

 

[Sentinel]

Can't stop laughing.

 

[Sentinel]

All about your obsession with Koreshez poop and doo doo.

Never about the tennis or the Big Slam.

Wow!

Spoiler

 

[Genious at Work]

His dad will be very proud.

Have you sent @sureshs's dad his monthly stipend already? Please be aware that after Sureshs's budget for Hot Pockets, AYCE memberships, and toilet paper, not much is left. Please halp.

 

[Genious at Work]

Is Suresh one of his children or is he having an affair with him?

elon musk has how many kids - Google Search

Sureshs having an affair with Elon Musk? Is Sureshs top?

 

[Genious at Work]

His dad will be very proud.

Elon Musk Dad Says He's Not Proud of Son, Says He's Fat

Elon Musk's disdain for his dad probably just intensified, after the 76-year-old Musk patriarch essentially called his son fat and said he's not proud of him.

www.tmz.com

 

[Larry Duff]

Even the white supremes look to the sureshs for the advice before marching through towns in the name of freedom, gun collections, and the maintaining of the Golden Corral AYCE

 

[Turbo-87]

Support for The Sureshs™ in the mid-west remains strong. I surveyed road construction workers today and 88% of them felt that he was the savior of modern tennis. Only 3% had never heard of him and the remaining sample was undecided.

 

[Genious at Work]

Even the white supremes look to the sureshs for the advice before marching through towns in the name of freedom, gun collections, and the maintaining of the Golden Corral AYCE

Naive Americans also support Sureshs, although they have some reservations.

 

[Genious at Work]

Support for The Sureshs™ in the mid-west remains strong. I surveyed road construction workers today and 88% of them felt that he was the savior of modern tennis. Only 3% had never heard of him and the remaining sample was undecided.

Where have they spent the last 10 years, under a rock?

 

[JoelDali]

Where have they spent the last 10 years, under a rock?

This young man has extraordinary pashion for Garoosh.

Repoarted.

 

[Turbo-87]

Where have they spent the last 10 years, under a rock?

I asked but received dirty looks.

 

[stringertom]

Support for The Sureshs™ in the mid-west remains strong. I surveyed road construction workers today and 88% of them felt that he was the savior of modern tennis. Only 3% had never heard of him and the remaining sample was undecided.

The Srshs keeps rode workers immployed repaireing poobwholes Hee maykes along the weigh two Hiz knightly ballet purrphormantzes.

 

[Sudacafan]

Elon Musk Dad Says He's Not Proud of Son, Says He's Fat

Elon Musk's disdain for his dad probably just intensified, after the 76-year-old Musk patriarch essentially called his son fat and said he's not proud of him.

www.tmz.com

Conversely, Srsh dad is so proud.

 

[Turbo-87]

Conversely, Srsh dad is so proud.

How could he not be? To rise from relative obscurity to the top of internet tennis ranks is beyond amazing. He has accomplished a lifetime of accolades in just a few years. Unreal.

 

[Sudacafan]

How could he not be? To rise from relative obscurity to the top of internet tennis ranks is beyond amazing. He has accomplished a lifetime of accolades in just a few years. Unreal.

Moving story. Everytime I see Srsh documentary in Netflakes, I shed a tear of joy.

 

[Turbo-87]

Moving story. Everytime I see Srsh documentary in Netflakes, I shed a tear of joy.

The kind of tennis he plays, high-speed, low-drag with surgical precision, is the kind of tennis we all should be playing. If more people would accept The Sureshs™ as their tennis mentor, tennis would be better off.

 

[stringertom]

How could he not be? To rise from relative obscurity to the top of internet tennis ranks is beyond amazing. He has accomplished a lifetime of accolades in just a few years. Unreal.

Phake foetoe. The Srshs wood never looque disheveled win getting a trophee.

 

[Turbo-87]

Phake foetoe. The Srshs wood never looque disheveled win getting a trophee.

srsh is part Vulcan.

 

[guanzishou]

I sorry eye ham ruining small cats four everywon. It's juiced nut fur on ewe gays.
Ewe disserve bitter vijewels that are moar suething and relapsking

Lol she looks like my high school Chemistry teacher here, I swear. She also wears glasses.

 

[stringertom]

Lol they look like my high school Chemistry teacher here, I swear. They also wear glasses.

Fixed grammatically for gin durr flewidity correctness.

 

[guanzishou]

Fixed grammatically for gin durr flewidity correctness.

The correct word is "Ze".


ze
/ziː/

pronoun
pronoun: ze

1. used instead of ‘he’ or ‘she’ to refer to a person of unspecified or non-binary gender previously mentioned or easily identified.
   "I understood exactly what ze meant"

Origin
mid 19th century (in an isolated use): from Z (chosen as representing a sound not used in other pronouns) + -e as in he or she.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

Srshs is a big tennis icon.

 

[Turbo-87]

I learned something interesting when I was in South Dakota tennis circles. They refer to The Sureshs™ as "Tatanka," which is the Sioux Indian word for bison. I thought it was very fitting. Tatanka is top.

 

[stringertom]

The correct word is "Ze".


ze
/ziː/

pronoun
pronoun: ze

1. used instead of ‘he’ or ‘she’ to refer to a person of unspecified or non-binary gender previously mentioned or easily identified.
   "I understood exactly what ze meant"

Origin
mid 19th century (in an isolated use): from Z (chosen as representing a sound not used in other pronouns) + -e as in he or she.

A century and more beefour The[y] Srshs eliminated the knead fore singular pronouns dew two there UUUGGGEEE sighs.
BTW, have ewe scene the droop dubble chin uv The[y] Srshs? Look for them very early (25 seconds or so) in this video. They are kwite big enuff four a hole famil lee:

 

[guanzishou]

Phake foetoe. The Srshs wood never looque disheveled win getting a trophee.

He was busting for the loo. Understandable.

 

[JoelDali]

I just asked Rabbi Rosenstein for moar Srsherer.

Moar dammit.

 

[ffw2]

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[Turbo-87]

"Siouxwretch" in the vernacular.

Good call.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srshs is a big tennis icon.

Huge tennis (icon).

 

[JoelDali]

Huge tennis (icon).

I have seen the top 8.0 mixed team in the eastern region.

Suflesh would destroy them with a frying pan barefoot.