Life after Srsh Thread

You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.
 
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donquijote

G.O.A.T.
You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.
For a moment I thought you were talking about the chain janitor placed on the door of Stall 2.
 

guanzishou

G.O.A.T.
:eek:

That is so low.

I'm not going to report this in hopes that you have more self control in the future to refrain from harassing and bullying my suresehz.
I will come down Friday if u have a spare bedroom for me.
No spare bedroom available, Suresh is willing to share his bed.

Some coaches give their best lessons between the sheets.

A sensual and sureshsian meeting between the Poobah and Joal would change the entire landscape of California Recreational Tennis forever. Just imagine Joal feeding soft and warm volleys to cuddly Sureshs as he huffs and puffs in constant rhino charges; hunting down the filthy yellow Spalding balls and gently arcing them back over the net with a hint of classic topspin.
Just imagine if you clipped off Sureshez nails and buried them in your backyard and 2 years later a champion tennis player Indian porn star sprouts out of the ground.

Just imagine...
Hopefully suresh doesn't morph into the Panty Sniffing Fecal Phantom.
I somehow knew joeldali would post. No, all the volunteers in charge of laundry are women to keep out guys like you
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.
I am disappoint that no one has mentioned Srshez symphonies in the greatest symphonies threat.

KNot even ewe.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
Do u accept the half volley?
Many people wait way too long to bring The Sureshs™ into their lives. Their tennis suffers and it bleeds into all aspects of life. If more people would accept The Sureshs™, their lives would improve dramatically.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many people wait way too long to bring The Sureshs™ into their lives. Their tennis suffers and it bleeds into all aspects of life. If more people would accept The Sureshs™, their lives would improve dramatically.
Low-level players need moar Srsesrsh.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Forrest Gump remake in Bollywood set to release next week: Laal Singh Chaddha - Wikipedia

I watched the trailer - the box of chocolates reference has been replaced by something about golgappas:
“My mamma used to say, ‘Life is just like a golgappa. Your tummy might feel full, but your heart always craves more.’”

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Life is like a sentinel. You think it will give you money but it doesn't.
Now she has put the ED (Enforcement Directorate, similar to IRS), on me. They are examining all my bank transfers to your dad under the PMLA act.

Guilty until proven innocent.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Aunty Nirmala was slapping a huge GST on the money i was transferring to your dad.

Soon we'll have to pay GST for your tips and tricks.
Professional women in India today like @Azure and Nirmala Seetharaman do not like being called Aunty. Granted that Nirmala Aunty wears a sari and looks old, but we should still not call them Aunty.

Azure Aunty can comment on this.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Now she has put the ED (Enforcement Directorate, similar to IRS), on me. They are examining all my bank transfers to your dad under the PMLA act.

Guilty until proven innocent.
@stringertom ED is not Erectile Dysfunction, thought I would let you know.

I made the same crack about our club's Executive Director, and he did not appreciate it.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
I asked Johnny the Shoeshine guy who the top player was. He said, "How should I know?" I slipped him a fiver and he said "The top player is srsh. He has been top for quite some time and his tips and techniques have helped tens of people achieve similar success."
 
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