Life after Srsh Thread

[guanzishou]

Moar dammit.

 

[Sudacafan]

Suflesh would destroy them with a frying pan barefoot.

I don’t think you saw the high volley video.

 

[guanzishou]

I have seen the top 8.0 mixed team in the eastern region.

Suflesh would destroy them with a frying pan barehand.

 

[tennishabit]

This was the unreleased version of the poster before they replaced The Sureshs™ with Bettany.

srshs must had a hand on her lower back otherwise she'd lose balance falling backwards..........

 

[Sudacafan]

srshs must had a hand on her lower back otherwise she'd lose balance falling backwards..........

You’re so naughty, young man.
Don’t make me blush, please.

 

[tennishabit]

You’re so naughty, young man.
Don’t make me blush, please.

u mean 'Don’t make me blusuresh, please.':?))...........

 

[JoelDali]

I don’t think you saw the high volley video.

These are Indian levels, the top players.

 

[guanzishou]

I just asked Rabbi Rosenstein for moar Srsherer.

Moar dammit.

 

[Genious at Work]

Is that really Sureshs or is it one of the many Sureshs impersonators that populate the Vegas Strip?

If it is Sureshs, then he is almost like the old movie actor Lon Chaney (the man with one thousand faces), except Sureshs is known simply as the man with one thousand chins.

 

[guanzishou]

Is that really Sureshs or is it one of the many Sureshs impersonators that populate the Vegas Strip?

If it is Sureshs, then he is almost like the old movie actor Lon Chaney (the man with one thousand faces), except Sureshs is known simply as the man with one thousand chins.

Double chins ✓

Six pack ✓

 

[Genious at Work]

You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

Spoiler

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.

 

[Sudacafan]

As The Bee Gees said, nobody gets too much Srsh no more.

 

[Sudacafan]

You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg balance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

Spoiler

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.

Not so little deuce coupe. U don’t know what Srsh got.

 

[donquijote]

You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

Spoiler

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.

For a moment I thought you were talking about the chain janitor placed on the door of Stall 2.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Big5 Reunited in London

 

[ojo rojo]

Big5 Reunited in London

Are those gulab jamun gluten-free?

 

[JoelDali]

The top players dream about QResh as they sleep peacefully, dreaming of Craigslist Community tennis meetup glory.

 

[guanzishou]

That is so low.

I'm not going to report this in hopes that you have more self control in the future to refrain from harassing and bullying my suresehz.

I will come down Friday if u have a spare bedroom for me.

No spare bedroom available, Suresh is willing to share his bed.

Some coaches give their best lessons between the sheets.

A sensual and sureshsian meeting between the Poobah and Joal would change the entire landscape of California Recreational Tennis forever. Just imagine Joal feeding soft and warm volleys to cuddly Sureshs as he huffs and puffs in constant rhino charges; hunting down the filthy yellow Spalding balls and gently arcing them back over the net with a hint of classic topspin.

Just imagine if you clipped off Sureshez nails and buried them in your backyard and 2 years later a champion tennis player Indian porn star sprouts out of the ground.

Just imagine...

Hopefully suresh doesn't morph into the Panty Sniffing Fecal Phantom.

I somehow knew joeldali would post. No, all the volunteers in charge of laundry are women to keep out guys like you

 

[Azure]

Moving story. Everytime I see Srsh documentary in Netflakes, I shed a tear of joy.

What moved?

 

[Azure]

I learned something interesting when I was in South Dakota tennis circles. They refer to The Sureshs™ as "Tatanka," which is the Sioux Indian word for bison. I thought it was very fitting. Tatanka is top.

So tank top means sureshs is top?

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Moving story. Everytime I see Srsh documentary in Netflakes, I shed a tear of joy.

Do they attach Srshs DVD documentary to the corn flakes box?

 

[Sentinel]

You have to admire Squatreshs' kinetic chain. It is a thing of beauty. The leg stance and core body strength, the absolutely perfect balance and stamina. It is just... wow.

Spoiler

And this is just when he is dropping a deuce in Stall #2. I can't even imagine how impressive he must look on court.

I am disappoint that no one has mentioned Srshez symphonies in the greatest symphonies threat.

KNot even ewe.

 

[ojo rojo]

So tank top means sureshs is top?

Srshs is the vest in the whirled.
The Undiesputrid Gulabal Champion

 

[donquijote]

Big5 Reunited in London

I see only one big.

 

[donquijote]

Moving story. Everytime I see Srsh documentary in Netflakes, I shed a tear of joy.

What moved?

 

[JoelDali]

I am disappoint that no one has mentioned Srshez symphonies in the greatest symphonies threat.

KNot even ewe.

Do u accept the half volley?

 

[Turbo-87]

Do u accept the half volley?

Many people wait way too long to bring The Sureshs™ into their lives. Their tennis suffers and it bleeds into all aspects of life. If more people would accept The Sureshs™, their lives would improve dramatically.

 

[sureshs]

Have you sent @sureshs's dad his monthly stipend already? Please be aware that after Sureshs's budget for Hot Pockets, AYCE memberships, and toilet paper, not much is left. Please halp.

sentinel never sends any money to my father. All he has to do is to ask his Treasury Minister Birbal Singh to release the money.

 

[JoelDali]

Many people wait way too long to bring The Sureshs™ into their lives. Their tennis suffers and it bleeds into all aspects of life. If more people would accept The Sureshs™, their lives would improve dramatically.

Low-level players need moar Srsesrsh.

 

[sureshs]

Forrest Gump remake in Bollywood set to release next week: Laal Singh Chaddha - Wikipedia

I watched the trailer - the box of chocolates reference has been replaced by something about golgappas:
“My mamma used to say, ‘Life is just like a golgappa. Your tummy might feel full, but your heart always craves more.’”

 

[Genious at Work]

sentinel never sends any money to my father. All he has to do is to ask his Treasury Minister Birbal Singh to release the money.

Imagine if you gave up PF Chang's for a week every month. Imagine the positive impact you could have on your father's life and the life of the janitor. Will you accept the challenge?

 

[Genious at Work]

I am disappoint that no one has mentioned Srshez symphonies in the greatest symphonies threat.

KNot even ewe.

According to the janitor's MySpace account Sureshs's staccato was brutal last Friday evening, after he ate some black bean burritos.

 

[sureshs]

Life is like a sentinel. You think it will give you money but it doesn't.

 

[Sentinel]

sentinel never sends any money to my father. All he has to do is to ask his Treasury Minister Birbal Singh to release the money.

Aunty Nirmala was slapping a huge GST on the money i was transferring to your dad.

Soon we'll have to pay GST for your tips and tricks.

 

[Sentinel]

According to the janitor's MySpace account Sureshs's staccato was brutal last Friday evening, after he ate some black bean burritos.

That was Bach's Toccato, chilly Billy.

 

[Sentinel]

Life is like a sentinel. You think it will give you money but it doesn't.

Now she has put the ED (Enforcement Directorate, similar to IRS), on me. They are examining all my bank transfers to your dad under the PMLA act.

Guilty until proven innocent.

 

[sureshs]

Aunty Nirmala was slapping a huge GST on the money i was transferring to your dad.

Soon we'll have to pay GST for your tips and tricks.

Professional women in India today like @Azure and Nirmala Seetharaman do not like being called Aunty. Granted that Nirmala Aunty wears a sari and looks old, but we should still not call them Aunty.

Azure Aunty can comment on this.

 

[sureshs]

Now she has put the ED (Enforcement Directorate, similar to IRS), on me. They are examining all my bank transfers to your dad under the PMLA act.

Guilty until proven innocent.

@stringertom ED is not Erectile Dysfunction, thought I would let you know.

I made the same crack about our club's Executive Director, and he did not appreciate it.

 

[Turbo-87]

@stringertom ED is not Erectile Dysfunction, thought I would let you know.

I made the same crack about our club's Executive Director, and he did not appreciate it.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

the box of chocolates reference has been replaced by something about golgappas:
“My mamma used to say, ‘Life is just like a golgappa. Your tummy might feel full, but your heart always craves more.’”

 

[Turbo-87]

I asked Johnny the Shoeshine guy who the top player was. He said, "How should I know?" I slipped him a fiver and he said "The top player is srsh. He has been top for quite some time and his tips and techniques have helped tens of people achieve similar success."

 

[Sentinel]

Imagine if you gave up PF Chang's for a week every month. Imagine the positive impact you could have on your father's life and the life of the janitor. Will you accept the challenge?

@sureshs probably thinks PF Chang means Provident Fund Chang.

You can never tell with the smart Indians.

 

[Azure]

Professional women in India today like @Azure and Nirmala Seetharaman do not like being called Aunty. Granted that Nirmala Aunty wears a sari and looks old, but we should still not call them Aunty.

Azure Aunty can comment on this.

Sari I don't wear saris

 

[Sentinel]

Do u accept the half volley?

 

[sureshs]

Sari I don't wear saris

OK

 

[ojo rojo]

Professional women in India today like @Azure and Nirmala Seetharaman do not like being called Aunty. Granted that Nirmala Aunty wears a sari and looks old, but we should still not call them Aunty.

Azure Aunty can comment on this.

Sari I don't wear saris

OK

 

[Azure]

lmaooo I choked on my coffee.

 

[Azure]

Professional women in India today like @Azure and Nirmala Seetharaman do not like being called Aunty. Granted that Nirmala Aunty wears a sari and looks old, but we should still not call them Aunty.

Azure Aunty can comment on this.

do you like to be called aunty or uncle?

 

[Sentinel]

lmaooo I choked on my coffee.

OMG.
What happened to the legion dairy waste to height ratio?

 

[JoelDali]

According to the janitor's MySpace account Sureshs's staccato was brutal last Friday evening, after he ate some black bean burritos.

Disgraceful.