Life after Srsh Thread

[Sentinel]

Srsh pinches balls, dampeners, chopsticks, plates, mugs, tables and chairs. Top gangsta in the neighbourhood.

Time was when he only pinched chubby women.
Now he has diversified his portfolio.

 

[Sentinel]

This is not Indian tennis or tennis anything.

Srshesz fans come here for the tennis.

You have to be srsly about the tennis or face Maude.

Srsh has finally been proved mathematically stable.

Even when poked or prodded.

Black Holes Finally Proven Mathematically Stable

The solutions to Einstein’s equations that describe a spinning black hole won’t blow up, even when poked or prodded.

www.quantamagazine.org

 

[threehandedbackhand]

How was his back scratch?

Still in development.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

Gulbis to play doubles with Jamnis.
Srshs very interested to see them both live.

 

[ojo rojo]

LMAO.
I think one day you are going to kill me laughing.

I hoap nut Senti. Ewe wood bee soarly mist hear and I mite end up banished by Maude fur manslowter

 

[guanzishou]

If Senti and Srsh play one on one basketball, who will win? My money is on Senti, because he's as tall as Karlovic and is a runner. Srsh will mistake the ball for a GJ.

 

[Sentinel]

and Dr. Reyanasharjun Rishisachinumanara

I had the distinct privilege of studying under Dr. Reyanasharjun Rishisachinumanara for my PhD on this topic. He is a whirled renowned Srshologist who has written many best-selling books and reference texts on The Srsh ™.

A Nobel prize is expected any year.

 

[Sentinel]

If Senti and Srsh play one on one basketball, who will win? My money is on Senti, because he's as tall as Karlovic and is a runner. Srsh will mistake the ball for a GJ.

That is if the court doesn't crack and swallow me up.

Are basket balls red in colour?

 

[ojo rojo]

If Senti and Srsh play one on one basketball, who will win? My money is on Senti, because he's as tall as Karlovic and is a runner. Srsh will mistake the ball for a GJ.

 

[guanzishou]

If he somehow is able to do a slam dunk, I'm afraid the basket will fall down with him to the ground with a loud crash, creating a new volcanic crater.

 

[Sudacafan]

How do you say Suresh in Portuguese and Indonesian?

Sureshão or Sureshinho in Portuguese.
Krakatoresh in Indonesian.

 

[Sudacafan]

I can't wait for The Dali ™ to decamp with his followers.

Do you mean abscond? (I did not know what that meant, too)

 

[Sudacafan]

This young Afghan woman got even more beautiful in time.

Only Srsh with sunglasses can hold that stare.

 

[Sudacafan]

I had the distinct privilege of studying under Dr. Reyanasharjun Rishisachinumanara for my PhD on this topic. He is a whirled renowned Srshologist who has written many best-selling books and reference texts on The Srsh ™.

A Nobel prize is expected any year.

Wow! Could I just call him Rey Rish?

 

[guanzishou]

Sureshão or Sureshinho in Portuguese.
Krakatoresh in Indonesian.

 

[stringertom]

Srsh pinches balls, dampeners, chopsticks, plates, mugs, tables and chairs. Top gangsta in the neighbourhood.

Moist impotentleigh, The Srshs pinches a.s.s. Hiz tips, inncluedingh Anudder Serve Secrete, are the Internetz tawp gifts two hew manatee.

 

[JoelDali]

I had the distinct privilege of studying under Dr. Reyanasharjun Rishisachinumanara for my PhD on this topic. He is a whirled renowned Srshologist who has written many best-selling books and reference texts on The Srsh ™.

A Nobel prize is expected any year.

Maybe if u opened your heart to G-Resh and trusted Dr. Rishisachinumanara to expand and harden your tennis you would choose the Internet.

 

[Turbo-87]

Someday srsh's fresh scent will open more eyes to tennis enlightenment. Until then, the tennis will suffer a bit.

 

[Sudacafan]

Maybe if u opened your heart to G-Resh and trusted Dr. Rishisachinumanara to expand and harden your tennis you would choose the Internet.

Dr. Rish is a top Dr., certified by Senti. Sorry for using his name abbreviation, I get fingers phalanx injuries if I type it in full.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

If he somehow is able to do a slam dunk, I'm afraid the basket will fall down with him to the ground with a loud crash, creating a new volcanic crater.

It's a jamun dunk.

 

[guanzishou]

Maybe if u opened your heart to G-Resh and trusted Dr. Rishisachinumanara to expand and harden your tennis you would choose the Internet.

Expand and harden what ?

 

[JoelDali]

Expand and harden what ?

Repoarted.

 

[Azure]

If Senti and Srsh play one on one basketball, who will win? My money is on Senti, because he's as tall as Karlovic and is a runner. Srsh will mistake the ball for a GJ.

Saspaunch is the ball - senti may find it a little hard to lift him off the ground I think.

 

[Sentinel]

Maybe if u opened your heart to G-Resh and trusted Dr. Rishisachinumanara to expand and harden your tennis you would choose the Internet.

Wow.

Spoiler: Wow

 

[Sentinel]

Saspaunch is the ball - senti may find it a little hard to lift him off the ground I think.

Even thinking about lifting Bellyreshma could give me back strain. I won't try.

 

[Azure]

Even thinking about lifting Bellyreshma could give me back strain. I won't try.

LMAO now Sresh is Sreshma what a fantastic name

 

[Sentinel]

LMAO now Sresh is Sreshma what a fantastic name

The wonders of autocorrect. Don't ask, lol.

 

[Sentinel]

Someday srsh's fresh scent will open more eyes

 

[sureshs]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

 

[Turbo-87]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

If you accept srsh into your tennis, your game might improve. There are no credit checks right now so enroll with The Sureshs™ Tennis Center with this limited-time offer. His brand of the tennis is the tennis we should all be playing. His fresh scented tips and techniques are top notch.

 

[Sudacafan]

Found a new guy.

OK.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

If you accept srsh into your tennis, your game might improve.

Wait a moment.
Srshs should accept Srshs into his tennis?

 

[JoelDali]

Wow.

Spoiler: Wow

Abhor and shock.

Wow.

 

[ojo rojo]

If you accept srsh into your tennis, your game might improve. There are no credit checks right now so enroll with The Sureshs™ Tennis Center with this limited-time offer. His brand of the tennis is the tennis we should all be playing. His fresh scented tips and techniques are top notch.

Expect a memo from head orifice shortly:
Deer teem, it has bean brunged two are a tension that sum off are memebers have raysieved maltipple repoarts of breeches two the Surshs internet tennis coads fur missconduck; purtiquelarry, claws won pound fur:
Thow shalln't ewes the poors bestoed on them bi the mite Surshs fur fiscal ore sekchewall temptations.

Srsly, this is nut a cult like Moonies and Manson
This is not only the top.. this is the top secrete

 

[JoelDali]

OK.

These are the top players in the world.

 

[threehandedbackhand]

23 days to the US Open start.
20 pages to The #500 in this threat.

Amazing race.

 

[Turbo-87]

Wait a moment.
Srshs should accept Srshs into his tennis?

I studied about six hours of The Sureshs™ footage today and came to the conclusion that he is the cleanest ball striker on the internet tennis tour.

 

[Larry Duff]

23 days to the US Open start. 8 days to the Real Open start.
20 pages to The #500 in this threat.

Amazing race.

 

[Larry Duff]

I studied about six hours of The Sureshs™ footage today and came to the conclusion that he is the cleanest ball striker on the internet tennis tour.

It's the dampeners.

 

[Turbo-87]

It's the dampeners.

Moist rec tennis players fight their own bodies whereas The Sureshs™ allows energy to flow through him from the ground up, allowing his energy to work for him. The dampener is a part of it since it allows him to swing freely and without worry. The byproduct is surgical precision.

 

[stringertom]

Wookie misstayke frum @Larry Duff juiced above. Inny berg can have anne Eaupen butt ownleigh Cinci can have The Real Slam.

 

[tennishabit]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

wat abt ur old guy:?)).........

 

[tennishabit]

I studied about six hours of The Sureshs™ footage today and came to the conclusion that he is the cleanest ball striker on the internet tennis tour.

6 hrs on his footage:?)) n mouthage as well:?)) watchout the foot&mouth disease.........

 

[stringertom]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

Eastern jungle tribes? Iz the knew guy frum A.s.s.am? If sew, hee prolly did knot knead ewer famous tip.

 

[Sentinel]

Found a new guy. Monster first serve. He is a multi racket sport player like me, only much better. He is from the Eastern jungle tribes.

I imagine this is how you will describe me when you finally agree to a match.

 

[Sentinel]

Inny berg can have anne Eaupen butt

That's what I first read, and was shock Anne a Paul.

 

[JoelDali]

I imagine this is how you will describe me when you finally agree to a match.

Have u seen Ssresh battle the tiger on the video rube?

 

[Sudacafan]

Have u seen Ssresh battle the tiger on the video rube?

Let me throw up first. Thanks.

 

[MichaelNadal]

 

[Sentinel]

Have u seen Ssresh battle the tiger on the video rube?

I was told that the tiger had been tranquilised before the match, but by the looks of it seems Ssresh got a big dose of tranquiliser, too.