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Life after Srsh Thread
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stringertom
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Now eye nose hoo innspyred Enrique’s cla.s.sic Hero!
Sudacafan
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Anybody here knows what are Stall #2 Rules?
What a ridiculous rule!!!!
‘Go to the bathroom’: Tennis star fined for not using toilet in ‘ridiculous’ ruling
‘Go to the bathroom’: Tennis star fined for not using toilet in ‘ridiculous’ rulingwww.foxsports.com.au
When he returned however, umpire Fergus Murphy told Ruud he was in violation of the rules because he didn’t go to the bathroom.
While it was just a warning, it was a bizarre scene as Ruud tried to get his head around the umpire’s instructions.
Ruud: “What, but I used it to change my clothes?”
Murphy: “You have to go to the bathroom as well. That’s the rule,”
Ruud: “But if I need to change my underwear, what do I do? Do it on the court?”
Murphy: “No, no, you can do both. It’s called a bathroom break.”
Ruud: “But if I need a change of clothes, what do I do?”
Murphy: “Yeah, I know that man but the rule is covered by the bathroom break rule. You can change your clothes but you have to go to the bathroom when you say you’re going to the bathroom.
Ruud: “But I didn’t say I was going to the bathroom, I said I was going to change my clothes.”
Murphy: “No I heard that.”
Ruud: “My socks, my underwear, my shorts, my t-shirt.”
Murphy: “That is covered by the bathroom break rule.”
Ruud: “Ok, well next time I take it, I’m going to go to the bathroom I just go into the toilet.”
Murphy: :You have to go to the bathroom, that’s your business. But when you don’t go I have to give you a warning for not going, that’s why I’m explaining it.”
Ruud: “So what is it, like a $3000 fine or something?”
Murphy: “I have no idea about that.”
Murphy then gave Ruud an official unsportsmanlike conduct warning.
The ATP’s rule book states “Unsportsmanlike conduct is defined as any misconduct by a player that is clearly abusive or detrimental to the success of a tournament, ATP and/or the Sport.”
Fines generally go along with the code violations and the unsportsmanlike conduct violation “shall subject a player to a fine up to $20,000 for each violation” — although it’s unlikely to be a full $20k.
The commentators were laughing at the situation.
“It’s seems a little ridiculous that you almost have to fake going to the bathroom,” one said.
The bizarre scenes were not lost on fans who were stunned by what they had seen.
However, others pointed to it being an 10-minute break when players are allowed “a maximum of three minutes once they have entered the toilet” and “two minutes for a change of attire in addition to the three-minute toilet break”.
In Ruud’s defence, the court was some way from the locker room.
Ruud, who has won three titles so far this season, is the highest seed still remaining in the tournament.
After the break and the warning, Ruud bounced back to take out the second set in another tense tie-break.
Sudacafan
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That’s no Henry Churches. Reporteth.
guanzishou
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guanzishou
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No rule. First come first served.
guanzishou
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Sentinel
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Amazing how multi talented the Srsh ™ is.
What next will he do?
Sentinel
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Next i expect to find that the Srsh has acted in Shakespearean plays along with Laurence Olivier.
guanzishou
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JoelDali
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Sroosh is winning Big Slams, Oscars and Grammys across the world and you choose to discuss his personal bathroom adventures.
Wow.
Sentinel
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Pastries have begun to accept Srsherer.
Wow.
What next?
When will gulab jamuns accept Srsherer?
JoelDali
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Have u seen the Surshena Smash(TM)?
Azure
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Lmaoooo
Azure
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These are muy excite levels
Azure
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guanzishou
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JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
These are international 3.5 levels.
Sentinel
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It is so fast no one has seen it.
You just hear the sonic boom a phew seconds later.
And @Genious at Work suss specs it is knot the saw Nick bum.
Sentinel
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Shows how multi-faceted the Srsh ™ is.
Sentinel
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The opera one was dope, if i use the word correctly.I have been lmaoing hurting my tummy since Turbo started this trend.
JoelDali
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Maybe someday u will open yourself up to Srooshez modern tennis champion instructional techniques and ascend to the large tennis victory.
Sentinel
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I've asked Lizzie to sign you up for the Jane Fonda workout list, Buns like steal.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
My French Barrister Jean Pierre Roblyier has categorized all of your tweets.
99% Satush poop jokes
0.5 The Big Tennis
0.5 Seresh Uranus jokes
Wow
Sentinel
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Do i get the French Legion of Honour ?
Sentinel
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Yes. He feels famished.
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Deleted member 629564
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12 scraps of paper.
Sudacafan
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I think that’s restricted access content in the Srshx Only Fans website.
Sentinel
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And it should remain that weigh.
JoelDali
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12 scraps of paper.
My uncle worked on the show Quincy with Jack Klugman and he confirmed that Jack fully acknowledged Sroosh as the top serious drama Indian level actor.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
The top players in Senti’s Indian Tennis village choose Srsh.
They do not choose Senti. Today they are speaking out against all forms of Srshiscrimination techniques.
Azure
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More like 12 rolls of TP12 scraps of paper.
Azure
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Thats it? By now we should be discussing the metaverse
Azure
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Has always been quite a spectacular specimen for zoologists and paleontologists
donquijote
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Oh my goodness
donquijote
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I fell of the chair literally
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Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger!
stringertom
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FA.s.st two end whirled hunger.
stringertom
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@Sentinel allsew lykes a Petomanereshs yoke two. Ewer French bare wrister wood geaux fore that.
Azure
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JoelDali
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Senti has seen the high backhand volley winner but that’s not enough.
Azure
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Sudacafan
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I think it’s more like a shock and appall, but I’m not 100% sure.
Sentinel
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It's generally advised to keep one's mouth closed and face masked while anywhere in the vicinity of stall 2 while the ma.s.ster is inside doing his rituals.Now you want him to watch him in stall 2?
I wonder if this cat sir waived.
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