Life after Srsh Thread

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sportsfan1

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Sentinel said:
He's check-in with his Barry Stirs if he has the write two remain sigh lend.
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He has the rites to the sillounces and owesum blossoms but primeerily chose to acksirsize the rite to proseleightiesing srshizm art and tip. Either a folly or not poll going live on all peroovian stations shortly.
 
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sureshs

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JoelDali said:
Coach says Srsherer is focused on The Badminton and the Table Tennis - taking a break from Pickle Pies.

I hoap he is fully match tough for Aussie 2023.
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Correct. One of the 2 rec centers I play at has closed its pickle courts (same as basketball courts) for 2 weeks for resurfacing.
 
stringertom

stringertom

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sureshs said:
Correct. One of the 2 rec centers I play at has closed its pickle courts (same as basketball courts) for 2 weeks for resurfacing.
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Resur(eshs)facing happenz moar offen aftur ewe joyne anne plié, know? Eye wood su(reshs)speck the kitchen getz a reel whirkowt win ewe are on court.
 
stringertom

stringertom

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Dr. Fao Chi haz mocked Xi fore hiz stoopid zero Srshs poly sea. San Poobiego mew knee leaders have dun a grate job limitingh pooblic exposeur anne spread bye keeping attendantz limited two seatayshuns swimming inn pools at Srshs’ purrphormantzes. Xi shood learn frum this genious!
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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Srsherer has authorized Barrister Shiksvsavi Rekulabiswad that his image can be used at the World Cup to inspire ColoGuard on site testing to save lives and inspect for Champion level football molecules.
 
Sudacafan

Sudacafan

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JoelDali said:
Srsherer has authorized Barrister Shiksvsavi Rekulabiswad that his image can be used at the World Cup to inspire ColoGuard on site testing to save lives and inspect for Champion level football molecules.
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That is top performance Srsh leading India to WC 2026 with the ColoGuard sampling system.
 
stringertom

stringertom

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JoelDali said:
Srsherer has authorized Barrister Shiksvsavi Rekulabiswad that his image can be used at the World Cup to inspire ColoGuard on site testing to save lives and inspect for Champion level football molecules.
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The Srshs ritephully buoycots Whirled Cup inn preauxtest uv slayve lei boar condishyuns phaced bye my grants frum Bang Galore and Hyperbadass slums in the Punjabber forests, reecrewted whiff prahmisses uv free lessens at STC.

Hee reelized mini moos ageaux dat Whirled Cup wuz a toetull scam bye JoeyD two wonce again fleece trustingh Vortexians owt uv there rupees anne dyemunds.
 
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tennishabit

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JoelDali said:
Our local school board is fighting against teaching Critical Sroosh Theory.

I guess kids shouldn’t learn about the Indian champion for all people.

Sad.
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gr8 news abt srshs' expanding stc to foodballs at the peak of fifa 2022:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..........

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Owe a lot to the foundation during the initial days- Suresh - Football Counter

Any time spent with Chhetri-bhai is invaluable. I consider myself extremely lucky to have the chance to share a dressing room and a training pitch with him
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Sentinel

Sentinel

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Your friend Nadal Lapiv at the IFFI has called the Kashmir Files "vulgar" and "propaganda".

Eye wonder what he would say is he watched your drop volley video.

sureshs said:
Correct. One of the 2 rec centers I play at has closed its pickle courts (same as basketball courts) for 2 weeks for resurfacing.
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Sentinel

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JoelDali said:
Our local school board is fighting against teaching Critical Sroosh Theory
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My attorneys in Urumqi are examining the potential of a cla.s.s action suite here.

On the udder hang, chillum should be protected from Srshez off-court cavities to which you have a fee cull traction.
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

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The Sureshs™ is a modern day racquet sports hero for the everyman. He rose from relative mediocrity to become the top integrated racquet sports specialist. He still finds time to offer free tip and that is amazing.
 
stringertom

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Turbo-87 said:
The Sureshs™ is a modern day racquet sports hero for the everyman. He rose from relative mediocrity to become the top integrated racquet sports specialist. He still finds time to offer free tip and that is amazing.
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Hee haz surpa.s.sed the legends uv Hiz genre…famous slapsticque artists lyke Chaplin, Keaton and Ball wood marvel if they whirr still alive. Eye nose Jim Carrey subscribes to The Srshs YT channel.
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

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Many people fail to realize that their tennis can improve if they would just subscribe to The Sureshs™. He has the knowledge that most players seek.
 
Sudacafan

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Srsh never needed to pose as a funny guy to become the paramount figure of the Internet tennis community.
His business is serious enough for him to waste time with a populist demeanor. He will never give a phoney like to uninformed audiences. It's up to them to find his intrinsic greatness.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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Sentinel said:
My attorneys in Urumqi are examining the potential of a cla.s.s action suite here.

On the udder hang, chillum should be protected from Srshez off-court cavities to which you have a fee cull traction.
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Juiced imagine if u could experience a relaxing ColoGuatd spray and have trained racquet spoarts scientists gauge your Big Slam potential and possibly detect other diseases and get early treatment and strive for 3.5 mens doubles immortality.
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

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Sudacafan said:
Srsh never needed to pose as a funny guy to become the paramount figure of the Internet tennis community.
His business is serious enough for him to waste time with a populist demeanor. He will never give a phoney like to uninformed audiences. It's up to them to find his intrinsic greatness.
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He is definitely someone to look to for guidance during these uncertain times. He has more knowledge than anyone thought possible and his clairvoyance is beyond compare.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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Coach says you can’t achieve Internet scale Badminton championships without Srshersz latest essential STC course guidance.
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

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The Sureshs™ Black Friday sales on tip and technique set new levels of earnings. No matter what he does, levels are set that no one has seen before.
 
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sureshs

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Sentinel said:
Do you consume HGH and stanazolol to sustain such a high work load and quick recovery.?

My fitness coach Mr. Nambiar (Khel Ratna and Dronacharya award) is very impressed and that's saying something.
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Wake me up if he wins the Arjuna Award.

BTW, did you know that P.V. Sindhu and her father are the only parent-child combo to have both won Arjuna awards (volleyball and badminton)?
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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Our entire team of Punjooba SQL DBAs follows Satoosh and borrows code from the Srshe champion snippets GitHub suppository. Well documented and clearly commented code Srsher wrote in the 90s before he turned back to The Tennis after the Tora Bora monsoon season wiped out his desktop computer and Compaq iPaq devices.
 
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sureshs

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JoelDali said:
Our entire team of Punjooba SQL DBAs follows Satoosh and borrows code from the Srshe champion snippets GitHub suppository. Well documented and clearly commented code Srsher wrote in the 90s before he turned back to The Tennis after the Tora Bora monsoon season wiped out his desktop computer and Compaq iPaq devices.
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Who is that in your avatar?
 
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sureshs

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I will be volunteering at a USTA Nationals this weekend. I noticed in the email that I was going to be assigned a L size T shirt. I sent mail now asking him to make it XL.
 
Turbo-87

Turbo-87

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The Sureshs™ said:
I will be volunteering at a USTA Nationals this weekend. I noticed in the email that I was going to be assigned a L size T shirt. I sent mail now asking him to make it XL.
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Good call. The Sureshs™ waist-to-height ratio is a little out of spec. The team of trainers is already working out a plan to prepare for the Australian slam.
 
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sportsfan1

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donquijote said:
This thread is not a threat or treat anymore. Sad.
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What's it missing - the azure colors, rustic times, general spray or moar srshx?
The srshs would surely say more blossoms.
Turbo-87 said:
guidance during these uncertain times.
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The nasdaq market guidance on the latest waste to height ratios is indeed uncertain. Meticulous research is revealing constant height but resurgent and bull girth above forecasts fueled by holiday feasts. Analysts at bare and stuns are recommending buy only on all waist management stocks.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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The 3.5 level women in my country understand and admire Wokeresh. The married ones beg their husbands for permission to have temporary poly ethically non-monogamous situational freedom releases deploying Srshersz bold and beautiful tips and technique.
 
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