Life after Srsh Thread

Eye sin seerleigh hopes The Srshs stays aweigh frum Musky Elon’s attempts two sully Hiz rep az tawp racquet anne paddle Internet starz.
Elon Musk carried his own sink when he moved into Twitter's offices. Sureshs carries his own toilet when he moves into a different office. It's a prescription toilet, so it makes scents.

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Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
There is no one who has done more for the sport of tennis. The Sureshs™ spends hours volunteering and passing tip to players to ensure the sport continues to grow. He shares his immense knowledge of everything with users of this bulletin board system multiple times a day. How does he find the time to train for his tour matches?
 
Sureshs is effortlessly Charmin, and ruthlessly efficient at the AYCE and in Stall #2 (though there, he often uses a brute force approach to physiological functions). Before he settled down in his sprawling mansion in Mira Mesa, he left a trail of broken hearts and shattered toilets (or is it the other way round?) in the Pacific Southwest. Truly a remarkable Persian. Hard to believe that Senti continues to eschew him. Wow.
 
The Srshs matchups are delynneated lyke UFC events; they are cauled SFCs, as in Srshs Food Consumptions. Eye sea Hee haz blocqued off eatch weekend between now anne February four SFCs 281-290 inn Mira Mesa, Lost Wages, Ree Know, S.F, La Jolla, L.A., Fee Nix and Albuquerque. Hee haz Hiz ayes and Hiz appy tight aimed at Coney Island and 4th of July to challenge Joey Chestnut for the WC belt.
When Sureshs performs his toilet exhibitions in Lost Wages I am shore there will be a very special spectator among the crowd. A man in spandex with really good hair, know?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
When Sureshs performs his toilet exhibitions in Lost Wages I am shore there will be a very special spectator among the crowd. A man in spandex with really good hair, know?
Eye am grappling whiff the imaje ewe are sujjestingh. It iz cumming inntwo foe cuss. Yes, their iz a man dressed in awl brown whiff onedurrphull tresses. Hee iz yelling at a poor man inn line at Hole Foods. A melee iz abowt two brake owt. Call 911!!!
 
Eye wondurr howe dGhould wood grapple whiff the luxury pudding conundrum. If a DJT45 wholeogram wuz imprinted on evereigh serving, eye think hee sines up az the o’fishull dee livereigh phirm.
Amazon likes to push Sureshsian paraphernalia during the Christmas season because of its low return rate. I have already returned $2000 in electronics this month, but I have yet to return any Sureshsian drop volley buckets or Sidestep Double Squat Curry Creme poptarts. One time I tried to return one of my Sureshsian themed orders, and under the Reason for Return I picked "It's crap", and the Amazon robot replied "Of course" and they revoked my Amazon Prime membership.
 
Kangaroos keep their babies in their pouch. Srsh keeps a fully stocked pantry in his, just in case he gets locked into the elevator between meals. Or stall 2.

Srsh has evolved beyond marsupials.
Sureshs is the moist evolved life form in this galaxy at least. If only his Carbon footprint weren't that of many small cities. Greta doesn't approve of Koreshs for that very raisin, even though uddervice she fantasizes about performing consensual drop volley by candlelight with him in a villa by the fjords.
 
What kind of life do people who don’t live in the listed cities lead?
There are people in this planet who don't even know Sureshs exists. They live like savages I guess, but because they don't know what they are missing that prevents them from comitting self harm. Imagine actually knowing Sureshs and being deprived of the drop volley forcefully. That would make anyone mad.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Levels is all.
The levels he is establishing may never be seen again. Cologuard scientists are feverishly working to figure out what gives him the edge over others in every aspect of life and racquet sports performance. His superiority over others must be figured out.
 
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There are people in this planet who don't even know Sureshs exists. They live like savages I guess, but because they don't know what they are missing that prevents them from comitting self harm. Imagine actually knowing Sureshs and being deprived of the drop volley forcefully. That would make anyone mad.
The srshs doesn't think much of people who don't live in the greater san srshsiego area. Frankly it's their own fault for not having moved there in time. The srshs got there during the great gold rush and built his own golden mira mesa manors™.

Now he hangs out with his pals trumpresh, ye and co enjoying mcd, gjs and luckshury poodung. They watch on fox news the hordes from the east, the north and elsewhere pile on their failed attempts to move in. He knows unlike him they don't have the great weather to drop volleys outdoors anywhere they want.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
The Srshs haz a higher sayve perscentage than Blancmange, the sizable tent with legs that triple bageled the grate Angus Podgorny in their ownleigh meating at The Championships.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Senti will never decrypt this tennis messenger system.

It is secure and trusted with terabytes of protected q basic scripting techniques that Latha learned at the Punjobba National Laboratory. .
 
Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both
Showking rissults. Moist be micks dubbles and ewe got disreckted by the ampull charms erround ewe. But if ewe vent whome with sum of 'em it's still a win in kyrgiosrsh book. Or it was a chrismax gift to ewer awepponints. No udder essplanashun reilly.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many players are uncomfortable shipping their ColoGuard samples to the North Tikrit Laboratory but Sroush calms their fears and trepidation with soothing tennis video instruction that all budgets can easily afford.
 
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