Life after Srsh Thread

[Sudacafan]

These are national 5.0 levels.

Insane.

Levels is all.

 

[Sudacafan]

People need to enjoy this while they can. These levels have never been seen and The Sureshs™ won't be here forever. He is already in his twilight years.

Srsh don’t surf.
And don‘t twilight.

 

[Sudacafan]

I see that Nadal and Alcaraz are having an exhibition match in Vegas during the offseason. Has anyone heard whether The Sureshs™ has any matches lined up?

He’s matching and surpassing the 100’s GJ Challenge at the PF’s.

 

[Sudacafan]

Praying for new Sureshian Release(TM) movies before The Aussie Big Slam.

Do you always release if you pray?

 

[Sudacafan]

If Srsh played football, he would never miss a penalty kick.

 

[JoelDali]

Do you always release if you pray?

Twitter is releasing the truth about Sentease propaganda to drive Rusti and top level Indians away from Soresh.

 

[stringertom]

Eye sin seerleigh hopes The Srshs stays aweigh frum Musky Elon’s attempts two sully Hiz rep az tawp racquet anne paddle Internet starz.

 

[Genious at Work]

Eye sin seerleigh hopes The Srshs stays aweigh frum Musky Elon’s attempts two sully Hiz rep az tawp racquet anne paddle Internet starz.

Elon Musk carried his own sink when he moved into Twitter's offices. Sureshs carries his own toilet when he moves into a different office. It's a prescription toilet, so it makes scents.

 

[Genious at Work]

Do you always release if you pray?

Dali is the only Persian who has kept Sureshs in his bossoms uninterruptedly for the past 10 years. Sometimes he releases while he prays.

 

[Turbo-87]

There is no one who has done more for the sport of tennis. The Sureshs™ spends hours volunteering and passing tip to players to ensure the sport continues to grow. He shares his immense knowledge of everything with users of this bulletin board system multiple times a day. How does he find the time to train for his tour matches?

 

[ojo rojo]

Elon Musk carried his own sink when he moved into Twitter's offices. Sureshs carries his own toilet when he moves into a different office. It's a prescription toilet, so it makes scents.

 

[stringertom]

Ewe muss show Hiz ultra-wide hi-pressure bee day!

 

[Genious at Work]

LMFAO. This was a prop when Sureshs starred in one of the Transformers movies?

 

[Genious at Work]

Sureshs is effortlessly Charmin, and ruthlessly efficient at the AYCE and in Stall #2 (though there, he often uses a brute force approach to physiological functions). Before he settled down in his sprawling mansion in Mira Mesa, he left a trail of broken hearts and shattered toilets (or is it the other way round?) in the Pacific Southwest. Truly a remarkable Persian. Hard to believe that Senti continues to eschew him. Wow.

 

[Genious at Work]

Hoping four a UUUGGGEEE Mbappereshs reelease tomorrow vs Ingalland. Hee has the big lead in WC goals scored anne moar luxury pudding.

Sureshs would make a great goalkeeper. He has superior coverage, and moist forwards soil themselves when they get within 30 feet of him. Talk about Messy.

 

[tennishabit]

lololol m8 who's dis fella:?)) he looks like so messy dat he has to get possessed by srshs............

 

[Genious at Work]

The Srshs matchups are delynneated lyke UFC events; they are cauled SFCs, as in Srshs Food Consumptions. Eye sea Hee haz blocqued off eatch weekend between now anne February four SFCs 281-290 inn Mira Mesa, Lost Wages, Ree Know, S.F, La Jolla, L.A., Fee Nix and Albuquerque. Hee haz Hiz ayes and Hiz appy tight aimed at Coney Island and 4th of July to challenge Joey Chestnut for the WC belt.

When Sureshs performs his toilet exhibitions in Lost Wages I am shore there will be a very special spectator among the crowd. A man in spandex with really good hair, know?

 

[Genious at Work]

Coach took our team to Morton’s in Manhassett last night and our top player got wasted on Gin and started crying that he would never be as good as Srshr.

Sadly, anyone who has witnessed the drop volley in person or through 36.6Kbps modem unencrypted AOL transmissions is bound to have the occasional bout of tennis envy.

 

[Genious at Work]

Unless it goes through the stall#2 when it turns to something San Diego surfers encounter all too often when the pipeline is unblocked.

Pixar has made multiple Summer blockbuster movies on the topic of Sureshsian emissions. I donut know how they do it, but after so many years it's amazing they still manage to keep it fresh.

 

[stringertom]

When Sureshs performs his toilet exhibitions in Lost Wages I am shore there will be a very special spectator among the crowd. A man in spandex with really good hair, know?

Eye am grappling whiff the imaje ewe are sujjestingh. It iz cumming inntwo foe cuss. Yes, their iz a man dressed in awl brown whiff onedurrphull tresses. Hee iz yelling at a poor man inn line at Hole Foods. A melee iz abowt two brake owt. Call 911!!!

 

[Genious at Work]

Back in the old days moist poasters called theier firstborn, the sureshs.

weak era

When Sureshs visits Stall #2 after a big meal, the firstborn is always the one which causes the biggest splash.

 

[ojo rojo]

Sureshs would make a great goalkeeper. He has superior coverage, and moist forwards soil themselves when they get within 30 feet of him. Talk about Messy.

Srsh wood juiced vigilies the futbol was an XXL GJ then know won cud ever scoar a ghoul agayn ..

 

[Genious at Work]

Eye wondurr howe dGhould wood grapple whiff the luxury pudding conundrum. If a DJT45 wholeogram wuz imprinted on evereigh serving, eye think hee sines up az the o’fishull dee livereigh phirm.

Amazon likes to push Sureshsian paraphernalia during the Christmas season because of its low return rate. I have already returned $2000 in electronics this month, but I have yet to return any Sureshsian drop volley buckets or Sidestep Double Squat Curry Creme poptarts. One time I tried to return one of my Sureshsian themed orders, and under the Reason for Return I picked "It's crap", and the Amazon robot replied "Of course" and they revoked my Amazon Prime membership.

 

[Genious at Work]

Srsh wood juiced vigilies the futbol was an XXL GJ then know won cud ever scoar a ghoul agayn ..

Sureshs can appear to be slighly sluggish in some of his Youtube documentaries, but when the GJ-fueled adrenaline kicks in, he is unstoppable.

 

[Genious at Work]

Coach said it’s easy to spot the players who don’t follow Srshr.

They are still conscious?

 

[Genious at Work]

Kangaroos keep their babies in their pouch. Srsh keeps a fully stocked pantry in his, just in case he gets locked into the elevator between meals. Or stall 2.

Srsh has evolved beyond marsupials.

Sureshs is the moist evolved life form in this galaxy at least. If only his Carbon footprint weren't that of many small cities. Greta doesn't approve of Koreshs for that very raisin, even though uddervice she fantasizes about performing consensual drop volley by candlelight with him in a villa by the fjords.

 

[Genious at Work]

What kind of life do people who don’t live in the listed cities lead?

There are people in this planet who don't even know Sureshs exists. They live like savages I guess, but because they don't know what they are missing that prevents them from comitting self harm. Imagine actually knowing Sureshs and being deprived of the drop volley forcefully. That would make anyone mad.

 

[stringertom]

A maizeing howe Genious wades inntwo The Vortex anne gra.s.sps the geauxings on whiffowt missingh a beet!

 

[Turbo-87]

Many people make their pudding choice based on The Sureshs™ recommendation. The Sureshs™ Lifestyle is a worth subscribing to.

 

[Turbo-87]

Levels is all.

The levels he is establishing may never be seen again. Cologuard scientists are feverishly working to figure out what gives him the edge over others in every aspect of life and racquet sports performance. His superiority over others must be figured out.

 

[JoelDali]

I called my insurance company and begged for Srshr ColoGuard level particles but UHC doesn’t provide for grand slam presence testing so I’ll never know if I can reach the levels needed to capture random big slams.

 

[sportsfan1]

There are people in this planet who don't even know Sureshs exists. They live like savages I guess, but because they don't know what they are missing that prevents them from comitting self harm. Imagine actually knowing Sureshs and being deprived of the drop volley forcefully. That would make anyone mad.

The srshs doesn't think much of people who don't live in the greater san srshsiego area. Frankly it's their own fault for not having moved there in time. The srshs got there during the great gold rush and built his own golden mira mesa manors™.

Now he hangs out with his pals trumpresh, ye and co enjoying mcd, gjs and luckshury poodung. They watch on fox news the hordes from the east, the north and elsewhere pile on their failed attempts to move in. He knows unlike him they don't have the great weather to drop volleys outdoors anywhere they want.

 

[stringertom]

10 minutes two kickoff. Eye hope Mbapperesh did knot OD on the luxury pudding.

 

[ojo rojo]

Many people make their pudding choice based on The Sureshs™ recommendation. The Sureshs™ Lifestyle is a worth subscribing to.

 

[stringertom]

Mbappereshs iz sew poplar they moove Hiz gayme two pryme thyme.

 

[JoelDali]

Wal Mart is sold out of Srsher Christmas wreaths for trucks and front doors.

 

[Larry Duff]

Srsh wood juiced vigilies the futbol was an XXL GJ then know won cud ever scoar a ghoul agayn ..

The sureshs saves.

 

[Sudacafan]

The sureshs saves.

The only one who can save penalty kicks without moving.

 

[Turbo-87]

Wal Mart is sold out of Srsher Christmas wreaths for trucks and front doors.

There isn't much The Sureshs™ related products available right now. Most will have to settle for free tip.

 

[stringertom]

The Srshs haz a higher sayve perscentage than Blancmange, the sizable tent with legs that triple bageled the grate Angus Podgorny in their ownleigh meating at The Championships.

 

[JoelDali]

Senti will never decrypt this tennis messenger system.

It is secure and trusted with terabytes of protected q basic scripting techniques that Latha learned at the Punjobba National Laboratory. .

 

[sureshs]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

 

[ojo rojo]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

The pickles are ruining your tennis game. Inevitable really.

 

[sportsfan1]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

Showking rissults. Moist be micks dubbles and ewe got disreckted by the ampull charms erround ewe. But if ewe vent whome with sum of 'em it's still a win in kyrgiosrsh book. Or it was a chrismax gift to ewer awepponints. No udder essplanashun reilly.

 

[stringertom]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

Thyme two ditch the Dunlops, know?

 

[Larry Duff]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

You need to relent and accept the Salisbury steak as your 2023 partner.

 

[Larry Duff]

People are always shocked when they find out the sureshs is not a licensed electrician.

 

[JoelDali]

We’re witnessing Indian tennis history.

 

[Turbo-87]

Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both

More people need to subscribe to The Sureshs™ Lifestyle. He has the recipe for success and can help with the search for proper puddings.

 

[JoelDali]

Many players are uncomfortable shipping their ColoGuard samples to the North Tikrit Laboratory but Sroush calms their fears and trepidation with soothing tennis video instruction that all budgets can easily afford.