Life after Srsh Thread

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Yeah I had it before and forgot about it. I am actually on 2 antibiotics for 10 days now. Got to be careful because the antibiotics disrupt the stomach and cause loose motion in the initial couple of days during which the infection is mostly eliminated.
Stop the JD or whatever cheap substitute you adopted immediately. Antibiotics have zero effect if you drink.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
You have to fight hard for ColoGuard results that can match Srshersz levels of Grand Slam Atoms and Molecular structure. Scientists have Cold Fusion level discoveries through Srsh particles that shed from his hands after every Big Slam match.
 

ffw2

Hall of Fame
You have to fight hard for ColoGuard results that can match Srshersz levels of Grand Slam Atoms and Molecular structure. Scientists have Cold Fusion level discoveries through Srsh particles that shed from his hands after every Big Slam match.
Stew is a deeply contradictory figure.

While on the one hand his misdirection is world-class...

...his efforts to confuse leave something to be desired. Every lab technician working on his case is smashing beakers.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The Suresh never has issues visiting Wimbly, everyone knows the goat, no membership card needed.

What we’re seeing is top national level tennis, pickle, and badminton in one Indian programmer.

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Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
So happy The Sureshs™ is bringing health issues to the forefront for his aging peer group. He gives so much back to the community with his knowledge, tip, and technique.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
So happy The Sureshs™ is bringing health issues to the forefront for his aging peer group. He gives so much back to the community with his knowledge, tip, and technique.

Rabbi Reichman says Srusher is spreading his knowledge at the temple to all the single members who look for partners to have a family based on Indian Tennis Dreams for every Internet.
 
Nah it was a bigger issue. Since Friday, I was experiencing nausea and stomach pain. After throwing up on Friday night, I felt much better and I went to play the doubles on Saturday. I felt very weak and deflated and could not see the ball properly. The uneasiness continued and then yesterday afternoon I I gave up on the OTC antacid and other meds and went to the emergency room. They gave me an IV drip to stop the nausea and pain and took a CT scan. It showed diverticulitis. I remembered the same thing had happened to be more than a decade ago. I am on 2 antibiotics now. Doctor said no one knows when it will be triggered and why so next time tell the doctors about your past incidents and don't delay for 3 days. He told me his mother has the same issue and it could be due to some foods but no evidence of any connection. His mother thinks it was caused by seeds.

Positive note: CT scan showed no other issues and since I felt a choking of breathing (due to gas), an EKG was ordered on suspicion of heart attack and it came out excellent.

@ollinger


An inflammation or infection of the pouches formed in the colon (diverticula). This may cause sudden abdominal pain, vomiting and nausea.
Urgent medical attention is usually recommended in severe cases by healthcare providers

thought srshs immortal n unbreakable as tough as internut m8.............wish a speedy recovery as sureshly no life w/o srshs:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...........
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
The Sureshs™ fresh scent will attract more players to the tennis this holiday season. He has the knowledge to change lives. One man can make a difference.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
I’m in an Uber now and the driver is from Fallujah and said Srshur is the favorite player throughout his village.
It is surprising how many people know of The Sureshs™ these days. Five years ago I used to pass out literature to people who didn't know about his teachings and The Sureshs™ Lifestyle. Nowadays, this time is not wasted and more discussions about his contributions to society can be had. Amaze.
 
The Punjabba National Laboratories just issued a press spray release indicating that they have found a source of cheap, inexhaustible, and innocuous (but rather odorous) energy. I just hope they can find a way to manufacture enough pipe to go from Sureshs's anoos to every single home in the whirled.

 
I’m in an Uber now and the driver is from Fallujah and said Srshur is the favorite player throughout his village.
Tell Abdul I said Hi. Amazink how Sureshs brings all the people in the world together. On the udder hand, I met a psychopath in public transportation the other day that claimed Sureshs's drop volley is not even Top 10 in the open era. I donut know where these people come from, butt I am pretty shore they are dangerous to Democracy and all that is gud and fare in the whirled.
 
Insane to think about.

And if Sue produces nearly 65 loaves per day at age 78, by the time he's 130, we may have Sewretchard IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII on our hands! :oops:

I don't know if there's a soap on Earth that can address that.
That's a horrible thing to say to a Persian suffering from high grade OCD such as me. I will be in the bathroom for the next couple hours, and I will only emerge to call my lawyers and issue an injunction to your horrible statement (and possibly a law suit).
 
Shocking. Anyone who eschews the Srsh ™ should be decaffitated, gully teened, crew sissified, etc etc.
I know you make light of Sureshs (though I donut know how that is even pus Sybil). But regardless of your tasteless yolks, the greatest punishment to your transgressions will happen in your old age, as you wake up naked and affeared in the sterile white of your kitchen tile floor, reaching for Choorchich, and Choreesh will not be there to comfort you.
 
This is like the never-ending freight trains with 200 coaches or cars filled with coal bringing fossil fuels to the remotest parts of Tamil Nadu.

Mr Modi once inaugurated the first coach but had to be taken away with breathtaking problems.
Sureshs starred in the 1980s video of Take My Breath A Weigh. That song was later ewsed in some motion pitcher which Sureshs disavowed completely, and which as a consequence bombed in the box office. Wow.
 

Purestriker

Legend
That's a horrible thing to say to a Persian suffering from high grade OCD such as me. I will be in the bathroom for the next couple hours, and I will only emerge to call my lawyers and issue an injunction to your horrible statement (and possibly a law suit).
That is the benefit of colorgaurd, time to reflect and develop your plan of action (tennis technique, lawsuits, etc.).
 
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