Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

Srshesz Tennis Tip is so powerful and big he can only insert 18% into the total.

 

[JoelDali]

No one - not even Pam Shriver or Tony Trabert - has seen these kinds of levels.

 

[Sentinel]

Yes I saw that and need to check

You can use those discontinued 2000 rupee notes to tip waiters at the Indian buffet.

 

[Sentinel]

Senti continues to have a jealous melt-down seeing Koresh win multiple Golden slams on every surface.

TIL that Denny's and McD was a surface.

 

[Azure]

You can use those discontinued 2000 rupee notes to tip waiters at the Indian buffet.

LOL

 

[Sentinel]

LOL

I can imagine him leaving with an impish grin and a hehehe as the waiter stares at the worthless bill cursing under his breath.

 

[Sentinel]

Srshesz Tennis Tip is so powerful and big he can only insert 18% into the total.

Half the time i don't know what you mean, and the other half i am so shocked that I wish I didn't.

 

[Azure]

Srshesz Tennis Tip is so powerful and big he can only insert 18% into the total.

Even 18% babloosh can tip scales in anyone’s favour

 

[Sentinel]

Even 18% babloosh can tip scales in anyone’s favour

That's only the tip of the pooberg.

 

[Sentinel]

Senti continues to have a jealous melt-down seeing Koresh win multiple Golden slams on every surface.

When Srsh can't sleep, he just starts counting the decimal places of pie.

In childhood he counted to infinity, but that was too easy.

 

[JoelDali]

TIL that Denny's and McD was a surface.

 

[Sentinel]

I am not that good.

 

[Turbo-87]

There is an 18% chance that The Sureshs™ will leave a gratuity for any service. If he has a chance to not make eye contact and leave swiftly, that is his choice.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsherz Tip is worth millions if u can ascend to the Tennis Championship.

Fedder is worth $800 million. He deployed Sereshz Tip and Trcks to become a good Internet.

Senti denies all of this and will suffer in mens 3.5 doubles agony.

 

[sportsfan1]

Hoping for big victories for The Sureshs™ this weekend on the rec tour. He will win for sure.

Thought the srshs plays the rec tour on the weekdays only, and he just plays the field on the weekends.
<he he he>

 

[sportsfan1]

TIL that Denny's and McD was a surface.

The srshs is legendary on the fast food turfs, from the golden sue arches to the swendys and sfc. He's the reigning burger king, after even five guys conceded to one srshs.

 

[JoelDali]

He's the reigning burger king, after even five guys conceded to one srshs.

This is disparage and shock.

Wow.

 

[Turbo-87]

I'm just glad that The Sureshs™ won the Denny's Grand Slam this weekend. The trophies will never stop. He may have to build a pavilion off his house to display all of his titles. Happy for The Sureshs™ and happier for the tennis.

 

[sureshs]

I'm just glad that The Sureshs™ won the Denny's Grand Slam this weekend. The trophies will never stop. He may have to build a pavilion off his house to display all of his titles. Happy for The Sureshs™ and happier for the tennis.

Played a singles set and won 6-3. Opponent is 6'4" and a bona-fide 3.5 USTA doubles league player. I think I am just blossoming as a player.

 

[Turbo-87]

Played a singles set and won 6-3. Opponent is 6'4" and a bona-fide 3.5 USTA doubles league player. I think I am just blossoming as a player.

I'm sure he was honored. The rec tour always benefits from The Sureshs™.

 

[sureshs]

I'm sure he was honored. The rec tour always benefits from The Sureshs™.

My best is yet to come

 

[Turbo-87]

My best is yet to come

No one could have seen this coming. Even at his advanced age, The Sureshs™ G6 jet of a career trends sharply upward as he pulls back on the yoke. Men in his peer group on the rec tour are jealous and women swoon.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srsh Tip Policy:
Money for nothing, and the chicks for free.

 

[JoelDali]

The Top Players seek to emulate Saroesh and achieve a ColoGuard Championship Victory.

 

[Sudacafan]

The Top Players seek to emulate Saroesh and achieve a ColoGuard Championship Victory.

Good crop stimulating the ColoGuard backstage.

 

[JoelDali]

Good crop stimulating the ColoGuard backstage.

This is not The Tennis.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ has already conquered the ColoGuard Challenger tournament. He was all smiles afterward.

 

[Turbo-87]

Good crop stimulating the ColoGuard backstage.

The Sureshs™

what is at stake with CG. These are levels no one has seen.

 

[Sudacafan]

This is not The Tennis.

I hope some day you can find a Tennis you can call your own.

 

[JoelDali]

I hope some day you can find a Tennis you can call your own.

The goal is The Tennis Golden Slam.

 

[Sudacafan]

The Sureshs™

what is at stake with CG. These are levels no one has seen

Levels of sh1t nobody expected to watch
The dimension of sh1t. Really.

 

[Turbo-87]

Levels of sh1t nobody expected to watch.

The Sureshs™ is at the top of the rankings in the ACP, Association of ColoGuard Professionals. Scientists say that the quality quantity of his sample is at a level no one has seen. No one. The Sureshs™ doesn't just stand atop the rec tour standings.

 

[Larry Duff]

MurrayGOAT withdraws from the Frenchy salami after hearing his prep had been upset by the sureshs ordering every deep fried pakora available in the Gay Paree. Mother Judy responds by poasting the sureshs pics on her My Space cover.

 

[JoelDali]

Modi is creating an Authoritarian autocracy but the Punjanbjaha people are voting for Democracy, casting their ballot for Srshurer in the Primary.

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ skillset overshadows everyone else on the rec tour. What he brings to the table may never be matched, at least in our lifetimes. If he is just blossoming now, at his advanced age, what does the future bring? Scary.

 

[JoelDali]

I just called the USTA headquarters in Westchester and asked for moar Srsh videos.

 

[donquijote]

18%

 

[donquijote]

My best is yet to come

 

[tennishabit]

My best is yet to come

u meant 'my bellyest is yet to come':?)) how big dat's gonna be if it comes:?))........

 

[Sentinel]

Is this the highest level ever?

 

[Sentinel]

What he brings to the table may never be matched,

A large spoon and fork.

More of a shovel, actually.

 

[Larry Duff]

The Peniston playing in the Rolly Qualies today. Hopefully his watching the rolly polly video will pay off.

 

[tennishabit]

Is this the highest level ever?

he'd most likely say 'my highest level is yet to drop':?)).........

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ is the top tennis champion to watch this season. His mastery of the game on the rec tour has not been seen. He is even beating people who are 6'4. He has the proper waist-to-height ratio, conditioning, and skillset to accomplish this.

 

[ffw2]

Sue is impossibly resourceful.

His cleverness has embittered a number of folks, sadly. Better to just admire.

 

[JoelDali]

Almagro just acknowledged Srsher in a morning show Espana interview.

Wow!

 

[donquijote]

What he brings to takes away from the table may never be matched, at least in our lifetimes

Ftfy

 

[Turbo-87]

Ftfy

He is offering 18% tip now for table service. I never thought I would see that in my lifetime. Kudos to srsh. It will take decades to bring his lifetime average to 15%, but it is a start. He is giving new meaning to srsh tip and technique.

 

[JoelDali]

Kudos to srsh.

The top players understand the importance of being comfortable on and off the court.

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[ffw2]