donquijote
G.O.A.T.
You mean 18%?
Life after Srsh Thread
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donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Shame, he could be good attorney but chose a spiritual path instead.
tennishabit
Legend
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I am so upset that the hate for the Similar Threads section is not as intense as it should be.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Kindly note that 18% of The Srsh ™ is still infinity.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
He switched paths midway since Dali did not pay him.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Wow.
Once in a year Srsh replies to his "only fan", and it's a stinging reply !!
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Vanilla Ice released a new version of his hit song from the 90's. One piece of the lyrics:
"If there is a topic, yo he knows it, check out the point as he attempts to close it. sursh sursh baby. da da da Da da da duh. Rollin, in his Kia Soul, windows down so his hair can blow. Ladies on the standby, waiting just to say hi. Did he stop? No, he just drove by. Denny's was callin. He downed another grand slam cuz sursh was ballin. sursh sursh baby" - Rob Van Winkle
"If there is a topic, yo he knows it, check out the point as he attempts to close it. sursh sursh baby. da da da Da da da duh. Rollin, in his Kia Soul, windows down so his hair can blow. Ladies on the standby, waiting just to say hi. Did he stop? No, he just drove by. Denny's was callin. He downed another grand slam cuz sursh was ballin. sursh sursh baby" - Rob Van Winkle
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I made a threat for you.
That point brings tears to peoples eyes.The Sureshs™ will always bring people joy through the tennis, but not always in the way he hopes.
One weigh or another.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Maybe if u welcomed Pumpresh into your life your tennis would rise to championchip level and u wouldn’t be so angry at his followers.
Sad.
Jeejo weeps.
"Ask not what The Srsh can do for you, ask what you can do for The Srsh!"
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
He still won't tip for service. He will avoid eye contact and leave swiftly.
tennishabit
Legend
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Have you had a colonoscopy yet with Dr. Buttacharya or Dr. Dixit?
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
sportsfan1
Legend
The srshs smassh is one of the most talked about but never emulated moves, like the crane kick from the karate kid.The Sureshs™ will always bring people joy through the tennis, but not always in the way he hopes.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
He taught Serena very well. How many more titles would she have won had she subscribed to srsh earlier in her career?
Purestriker
Legend
No doubt she would have had at least 40. She needed the sureshs tips.He taught Serena very well. How many more titles would she have won had she subscribed to srsh earlier in her career?
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
What is the difference between a srsh "he he he" and a "hohoho?" What is the context that demands one over the other? Is it just cook's choice with sophomoric humor?
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Santa is very slim. Thats the only difference...and of course santa prefers red while our hero loves his pink and green.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Good point. I failed to notice the date on the post. srsh is a sly one indeed. If it wasn't for Peniston and Uranus jokes, The Sureshs™ would not have much material. He goes to the well a little too often.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Cologuard scientists are on the case.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Larry Duff
G.O.A.T.
That is like saying Serna performs the sureshian smash too often. As great coaches like Annacone, Gilbert, and Shakleford will tell you, "If it works keep doing it."
Azure
G.O.A.T.
I thought it was a cobra on court - now its an anaconda?
An anaconda can easily swallow an entire buffalo.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Does that mean srsh is safe?
Azure
G.O.A.T.
It just means that anaconda cannot compete with Sakrootch
sportsfan1
Legend
This is a man who understands that he's been tipped by the higher powers to bring the srshs brand of racquet magic to the masses. He simply has no limitations on the court. His only kryptonite is the service tip line on the restaurant check that he has to skirt around.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Serena may have, but I don't think Srsh could have found a carrier.He taught Serena very well. How many more titles would she have won had she subscribed to srsh earlier in her career?
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I think you are too desperate for a slam release. If you consistently apply The Srsh Method, the slam release will happen naturally, provided you have arranged top sewage facilities in suitable property, plant and equipment.
Larry Duff
G.O.A.T.
Tina Turner RIP, dedicated the song "Simply the best" to the sureshs before her show at the Mira mesa Bowl in 2020.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Her last word was Srsh. Wow.
RIP Tina!
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
What Dolly's been looking for is a different kind of release.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Then he wrote his book titled 'I've got your back'.
Larry Duff
G.O.A.T.
As a junior the sureshs avoided the Orange Bowl and the Easter Bowl junior openings. He prepared for the future on the toilet bowl.
The rust[y] is history.
The rust[y] is history.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Very few have a body that can take the aggressive style of the Srsh. See what happened to Kei, and Milos.
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