Life after Srsh Thread

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Few people can make this shot.
Mansour Bahrami, maybe Fabrice Santoro and possibly peak Fedr
The Sureshs™ can make any shot and he will let you know this. He can also take shots at baristas that don't meet the standards of a dirty old man.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Sewretch operates with zero margin for error.
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Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
This has already been discussed time and again.
I have reported the Similar Thread section ad nauseam and made it the reason of my existence.
Until now, hopelessly and unsuccessfully.
The only one that is somewhat relevant is Your age group. The Sureshs™ has said in the past that you never see lions working out before a big hunt so he doesn't have to either. That rules out the working out thread.
 
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Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
You knead to let it go and discuss moar Sresh.

“Small minds discuss people and tennis forum enhancement pills, great minds discuss grand golden slams and Koresh…”
Reported. This does not make any sense at all.
It seems you can't grasp the importance of the highest level threads we need to represent for this exercise.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
The only one that is somewhat relevant is Your age group. The Sureshs™ has said in the past that you never see lions working out before a big hunt so he doesn't have to either.
Nobody should be interested in my age group, and Srsh'ez's age is irrelevant when discussing his grandeur.
All else is understood and has already been analyzed in depth during last year's ColoGuard explorations.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
I found srsh on the USTA website. He is still not rated, so they must be figuring things out. I think that his level will reset the whole rating system. When they get the whole CTTS* ranking worked out, we are all in trouble. Moist club players will likely not be higher than .25 CTTS.

* Compared to The Sureshs™
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The Top Players understand championship levels.

They know the Bangaloar STC rates are affordable to achieve the Flex League Glory inside the Internet.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Ukrainian Tennis Internets are fighting for freedom and Srsherer suppoarts their cause via private DM chat and protected Skype SOL protocol messaging encryption.
 

donquijote

G.O.A.T.
WTA announced that Suresh tasted positive for GJ (gulab jamun) as they found traces in his blood and it goes back a long way based on the data. Consequences are expected to be severe and could be career-ending. Suresh said he'd never had any GJ before or after any tournament but his official sports drink sponsor might have put things without telling him. Simona Halep said that she believed in Suresh.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
WTA announced that Suresh tasted positive for GJ (gulab jamun) as they found traces in his blood and it goes back a long way based on the data. Consequences are expected to be severe and could be career-ending. Suresh said he'd never had any GJ before or after any tournament but his official sports drink sponsor might have put things without telling him. Simona Halep said that she believed in Suresh.
Many people believe in The Sureshs™ for a variety of reasons. He is persona non grata with baristas, wait staff, car wash attendants, and the Girl Scouts for reasons that we already know about. His popularity is trending down again.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The International Musical Standards Consortium has approved a new note in the Major Scale.

The S note was invented by Ypung MC Surshe as a young musical prodigy in the Punjabba national junior orchestra.

It will now be part of the international pop music standard.
 

ffw2

Hall of Fame
The International Musical Standards Consortium has approved a new note in the Major Scale.

The S note was invented by Ypung MC Surshe as a young musical prodigy in the Punjabba national junior orchestra.

It will now be part of the international pop music standard.
Through it all sewretch remains a treble clef devotee, however.

His personal mnemonic is "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge".

And he lives it every day.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Sewretch Enterprises could do with a rebranding.
His brand has taken a hit lately. I surveyed a number of people today and none of them claimed to know who he was. Even Quasim and Sirvinas at the club didn't know. I surveyed a couple of baristas and they did know him but they eschewed him because of objectification.
 

ffw2

Hall of Fame
His brand has taken a hit lately. I surveyed a number of people today and none of them claimed to know who he was. Even Quasim and Sirvinas at the club didn't know. I surveyed a couple of baristas and they did know him but they eschewed him because of objectification.
I feel as if you are doing your part. And for that you are to be commended.

Fully-fledged Wretch scholarship demands commitment. And in fallow times, the community simply needs to dig deep and find another gear.

It really is not too much to ask.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
When judging the heaviness of two objects with equal mass, people perceive the smaller and denser of the two as being heavier. Despite the large number of theories, covering bottom-up and top-down approaches, none of them can fully account for all aspects of this size-weight illusion and thus for human heaviness perception. Here I propose a new maximum-likelihood estimation model which describes the illusion as the weighted average of two heaviness estimates with correlated noise: One estimate derived from the object’s mass, and the other from the object’s density, with estimates’ weights based on their relative reliabilities. While information about mass can directly be perceived, information about density will in some cases first have to be derived from mass and volume. However, according to the model at the crucial perceptual level, heaviness judgments will be biased by the objects’ density, not by its size. In two magnitude estimation experiments, I tested model predictions for the visual and the haptic size-weight illusion. Participants lifted objects which varied in mass and density. I additionally varied the reliability of the density estimate by varying the quality of either visual (Experiment 1) or haptic (Experiment 2) volume information. As predicted, with increasing quality of volume information, heaviness judgments were increasingly biased towards the object’s density: Objects of the same density were perceived as more similar and big objects were perceived as increasingly lighter than small (denser) objects of the same mass. This perceived difference increased with an increasing difference in density. In an additional two-alternative forced choice heaviness experiment, I replicated that the illusion strength increased with the quality of volume information (Experiment 3). Overall, the results highly corroborate our model, which seems promising as a starting point for a unifying framework for the size-weight illusion and human heaviness perception.
Can you elaborate?
 

vokazu

Hall of Fame
The International Musical Standards Consortium has approved a new note in the Major Scale.

The S note was invented by Ypung MC Surshe as a young musical prodigy in the Punjabba national junior orchestra.

It will now be part of the international pop music standard.

C, D, E, F, G, A, B, S


(+rap, +ung, +xcrement, +art, +as, +mmonia, +owel movement, +hit)
 
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