Life after Srsh Thread

[Larry Duff]

The sureshs is still top

 

[Sentinel]

The sureshs is still top

How many consecutive weeks is it?
By now he may have broken the WR set by the triceratops which was 71 million years.

 

[Sentinel]

This is championship level table tennis tho.

My barrister, mister Barry Starr is checking the levels with his stethoscope.

 

[Sentinel]

The sureshs is still top

Is he like the cherry on top of the cake?

 

[Larry Duff]

The sureshs was getting complaints from his wife that he cared more about tennis than he did her.

He said, spread you legs and I'll show you.

And he taught her how to do a tweener.

 

[Turbo-87]

How many consecutive weeks is it?
By now he may have broken the WR set by the triceratops which was 71 million years.

I think it is roughly 1710 weeks. He started playing at 39 and is now 72.

 

[ojo rojo]

The sureshs was getting complaints from his wife that he cared more about tennis than he did her.

He said, spread you legs and I'll show you.

And he taught her how to do a tweener.

 

[Sentinel]

BBSV (Baseline Backhand Smash Volley) can be performed by only a few players in the whirled. Sentinel and Sudacafan are not amongst them.

I have once executed the Sureshsian Split Step Curry Squat ™ on center court, with perfection, but had to be carried away on a stretcher due to dehydration.

The video of the incident sold like hot cakes, if you will pardon the wordplay.

That said, missing @Genious at Work .

 

[Turbo-87]

What a way to start the day. A little bit of srsh-shine.

 

[Sentinel]

The sureshs was getting complaints from his wife

I kept reading that as compliments. The threat has scrambled my brain quite a bit.

Moist women shower compliments on the Srsh™ (since they can't shower with him), whilst moist men use imitation to flatter him.

 

[donquijote]

I have once executed the Sureshsian Split Step Curry Squat ™ on center court, with perfection, but had to be carried away on a stretcher due to dehydration.

The video of the incident sold like hot cakes, if you will pardon the wordplay.

That said, missing @Genious at Work .

Rusty and Genius were crucified for Dali's sins.

 

[JoelDali]

My barrister, mister Barry Starr is checking the levels with his stethoscope.

None of this relates Srsoosh or The Tennis Slam.

Repoarted for no srsly dialogue or tribute.

 

[sureshs]

There is a lot of enthusiasm among Indian-Americans about Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s state visit to the US and they hope that this visit will further strengthen bilateral ties between the two countries in the fields of security cooperation, defense, trade, energy and technology, and significant reduction of Sentinel's emissions to combat pollution in the National Capital Region of Delhi.

 

[sureshs]

U.S. congressional leaders are inviting Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to address a joint meeting of Congress during a visit to Washington later this month and discuss the thorny issue of Sentinel's emissions and the impact on climate change.

 

[Turbo-87]

There is a lot of enthusiasm among Indian-Americans about Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s state visit to the US and they hope that this visit will further strengthen bilateral ties between the two countries in the fields of security cooperation, defense, trade, energy and technology, and significant reduction of Sentinel's emissions to combat pollution in the National Capital Region of Delhi.

Ok

 

[Turbo-87]

U.S. congressional leaders are inviting Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to address a joint meeting of Congress during a visit to Washington later this month and discuss the thorny issue of Sentinel's emissions and the impact on climate change.

 

[JoelDali]

Senti must reflect on his carbon footprint.

Disgrace and Shock.

 

[sureshs]

Senti must reflect on his carbon footprint.

Disgrace and Shock.

His promiscuous lifestyle eating dark chocolate and buying expensive iPhones cannot be overlooked anymore

 

[JoelDali]

The focus of this threat for the next week is The Big French Slam.

 

[Turbo-87]

The focus of this threat for the next week is The Big French Slam.

Moist people already know that srsh will be crowned King of Clay. We just have to wait for it.

 

[Turbo-87]

His promiscuous lifestyle eating dark chocolate and buying expensive iPhones cannot be overlooked anymore

srsh is the champion of small carbon footprints.

 

[nam416]

This is true. However..
His influenza on a new generation of talented players can be spotted occasionally..

If I could give 100 likes to this post, I would! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go create a few dozen burner accounts...

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Turbo-87]

If I could give 100 likes to this post, I would! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go create a few dozen burner accounts...

That shadow is the most famous srsh shot ever. It has only been seen once.

 

[JoelDali]

Low level players reach for Srsher and he answers all prayers with poetry and delightful rocket sprays from on the court and off the court.

 

[JoelDali]

Mark Hamil has felt a disturbance in the SrshForce.

Need a srsly revert.

 

[Turbo-87]

Embrace The Sureshs™ Lifestyle and success will be yours.

 

[Turbo-87]

Mark Hamil has felt a disturbance in the SrshForce.

Need a srsly revert.

The Sureshs™ the Hutt tried to capture Luke, but he was unsuccessful.

 

[JoelDali]

Chase Bank just called offering 4% for 6 months on 100K.

I told him I’ve made 24% in 3 months on Class B SRSH warrants and calls, then I showed him the Overhead Smash trick shot.

 

[donquijote]

delightful rocket sprays

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Sudacafan]

How many consecutive weeks is it?
By now he may have broken the WR set by the triceratops which was 71 million years.

No doubt that Triceratops were tops.
However, I will need to check the 71 million years record, in order to revert convinced.

 

[Sudacafan]

My conclusion about the unsportsmanlke behavior of Rune against Cerúndolo in today's match, is that double bouncing should only be allowed to Srsh.

 

[JoelDali]

My conclusion about the unsportsmanlke behavior of Rune against Cerúndolo in today's match, is that double bouncing should only be allowed to Srsh.

The out of context inferences to Rumpresh are dangerous and divisive.

Barrister Kevin Mike of Sussex is looking into Informing someone very important for a thorough review of Indian Tort law.

 

[tennishabit]

Yesterday was tennis and table tennis. Today will be tennis

was dat table removed by modi.gov periodically:?))........

 

[Sentinel]

U.S. congressional leaders are inviting Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi to address a joint meeting of Congress during a visit to Washington later this month and discuss the thorny issue of Sentinel's emissions and the impact on climate change.

So sad for Lloyd Austin and his daughter Tracy, and his grandmother Jane Austen.

 

[Sentinel]

His promiscuous lifestyle eating dark chocolate and buying expensive iPhones cannot be overlooked anymore

I buy el-cheapo phones like the Moto G4 and Redmi Note. Don't need classy or flagship phones since i don't have a life.

 

[natalia]

Natalia must accept Srshur before winter 4.0 nationals.

Unreal.

If not….?

 

[Turbo-87]

If not….?

Have you seen the nonchalant half volley with backscratch ending? Tennis scholars study it daily. At least three of them have claimed that Fedr and The Nadal have never duplicated this shot.

 

[Sentinel]

The out of context inferences to Rumpresh are dangerous and divisive.

Barrister Kevin Mike of Sussex is looking into Informing someone very important for a thorough review of Indian Tort law.

My neighbour just rang the bell and said he was going away for 8 days and could i keep a small piece of fish.?
I asked him, in the freezer?
He said no no, it is alive, in a bowl.
Could you check with your barrister Mike Pence or whatever if my neighbour could Sue me for not taking proper care of his fish, for pet abuse/neglect.

Revert promptly in simple language as this is a srsl matter.

 

[Sentinel]

My conclusion about the unsportsmanlke behavior of Rune against Cerúndolo in today's match, is that double bouncing should only be allowed to Srsh.

Everyone is trying to emulate The Srsh ™.
They say imitation is the best form of

Spoiler: Wow

flatte...ulence

.
.

 

[Sudacafan]

Everyone is trying to emulate The Srsh ™.
They say imitation is the best form of

Spoiler: Wow

flatte...ulence

.
.

Srsh can't be em(asc)ulated.

 

[Sentinel]

Srsh can't be em(asc)ulated.

Srsh prefers UTF-8 to asc.

 

[Sentinel]

The sureshs is still top

Absolutely or relatively.

 

[Sentinel]

Have you seen the nonchalant half volley with backscratch ending? Tennis scholars study it daily. At least three of them have claimed that Fedr and The Nadal have never duplicated this shot.

He exits the restaurant with comparable nonchalance without leaving a tip.

 

[Sudacafan]

If not….?

OK, you can wait until next fall.

 

[Turbo-87]

He exits the restaurant with comparable nonchalance without leaving a tip.

He makes sure to not make eye contact with anyone and he leaves swiftly.

 

[JoelDali]

If not….?

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

Wow. Pray. Wow.

 

[ffw2]

Sue's tenacity is what we love about him.

It doesn't make us throw up.

 

[donquijote]

Another STC protégé, Anastasia Pavthechunky, showing the benefits of the diet and drop volley skills of the sureshs.

Pavthechunky has been outed by my lovely and graceful Muchová, her maiden French golden salami nuggets semis!