Life after Srsh Thread

natalia

Hall of Fame
The difference between Suroosh Tennis World Champion level and lower level players is that Sroosh benefits from new strings and overgrip far moar than lower level players. He needs this higher level of equipment tuning to capture the Big Slams.
Whatever.
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Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
In the worst moments of today, I never thought Srsh was losing a match in Centre Court. Never.
He just proved what we all know.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
Thank you. I really needed that. I’m in sort of a space jam situation, but with tennis. You see I made the deal if I lose the tennis match, my family gets deported.
The Sureshs™ brings the world together through tennis, so do not worry. This will not happen to you.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
The Sureshs™ is teaming with Sloane Stephens in mixed doubles at the Wimpletons. New racquet, professionally applied overgrip, $3 poly strings and now he gets to play with a superbabe? Embarrassment of riches.
 

Larry Duff

Legend
Bleeding British media, I bet all they talk about tomorrow is Andy Murray, the English football team and 1966 cause they always go on about that. We need special channels in Brit TV for suriGOAT.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
HA.Ha.ha. Isn’t it rather because someone there is busy playing Solitaire?
They have no time for that. When not answering phones, the associates attend focus groups targeting new products in The Sureshs™ line of apparel, equipment, toiletries, sundries and foodstuffs.
 

Enceladus

Legend
This is backed up message, which that contains four posts from the thread "Boris Becker on Osaka: “You’re 23, you’re healthy, you’re wealthy, your family is good. Where is the f****** pressure?”", which was deleted.

My first post:

If Osaka has problems communicating with people, why is she active on Twitter, why does she draw attention to himself by supporting BLM? She is a spoiled immature girl who doesn't want to do what she doesn't like. But this is not how the world works.
@Raul_SJ and @SonnyT responded to my post:
You raise a very important point. A true introvert does not typically draw attention to themselves by unilaterally withdrawing from the Semi Final in NYC. Or by wearing BLM and anti American "defund the police" masks. She really loves the attention.
Ridiculous, what do supporting political causes and mental fragility have to do with one another? Just like anyone living in a free society, she can support any political causes she wants, even if she has some medical issues.
I responded to @SonnyT's post:
You don't perceive a contradiction in her thinking, when she is bothered by the attention from journalists, but on the other hand, she attracts attention by supporting BLM or activity on Twitter? Strange. By the way, politics doesn't belong in sports. If she wants to express political views, let him do it outside on demonstrations, not on the courts.
 
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nba.nfl.man

Rookie
They have no time for that. When not answering phones, the associates attend focus groups targeting new products in The Sureshs™ line of apparel, equipment, toiletries, sundries and foodstuffs.
Apparel? I assume they sell for more than top of the line designer am I right
 

Turbo-87

Legend
Will anyone crack the code versus srsh? He is looking like a champion at the Wimpletons this year. He could again break his own record of the oldest man to take the Wimpletons title.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
Will anyone crack the code versus srsh? He is looking like a champion at the Wimpletons this year. He could again break his own record of the oldest man to take the Wimpletons title.
Srsh has built such a dominant position in the Tennis, that he only has his own records to break.
 
Snackresh is reaching for higher levels this year with a fresh, tightly wrapped new overgrip.
When Sabbousheraise enlisted in the Wimpletons it was unfair to all other players. Imagine going up against the best ever. I've seen cats toying with mice that were far more equanimous.
 
If they gave away a Srsh sized free lunch for every jab, they would be bankrupt.
When Sureshs was a pint sized bambino and he would go to the doctor to get his shots the doctor used to give him a pork roast instead of a lollipop. Except the first time when he gave Googooresh a lollipop and he bit his leg
 
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