Life after Srsh Thread

[Turbo-87]

 

[sportsfan1]

In the srshr racquet magazine's latest edition, the stshs highly recommends readers to upgrade the stc subscription to the Thapunngaka shawi smash. It's the moist ferrysum and fastest flying pterodactyl ever that can add mph to your serve.

 

[JoelDali]

In the srshr racquet magazine's latest edition, the stshs highly recommends readers to upgrade the stc subscription to the Thapunngaka shawi smash. It's the moist ferrysum and fastest flying pterodactyl ever that can add mph to your serve.

The top 4.0 player at my country club is migrating from The Tiger to The Pterodactyl.

Incredible.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsh supporters can donate money to his legal defense fund at defendsrsh.com

The Deep State cannot silence The Badminton.

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[tennishabit]

where's his iconic goaty belly:?))...........

 

[tennishabit]

what the mirrors all of them held for on a tennis court:?))..........

 

[Turbo-87]

This threat might need to be retired. Interest in The Sureshs™ is bottoming out.

 

[JoelDali]

The top players are reaching for 4.0 glory using Srshers tip and technique to achieve and maintain a potent grand slam release.

 

[JoelDali]

This threat might need to be retired. Interest in The Sureshs™ is bottoming out.

3.5 players will never progress and advance without STC guidance.

Sad.

Wow.

 

[JoelDali]

SRSH shares are at 52 week low.

I’m selling half of my steak.

 

[Turbo-87]

I had to lay off employees at The Sureshs™ Archives. This may be coming to an end. Vimeo and imgbb might be happy to get storage space back, though. The list that Craig maintains might be getting the reel-to-reel footage. If anyone wants the articles on microfiche, let me know.

 

[JoelDali]

Need moar Srsh.

Need a new moving picture release.

 

[sportsfan1]

A srshiatus coming?
The rituals are unable to proceed without it's high priest senti, who's gone cold turkey.

 

[sportsfan1]

Need moar Srsh.

Need a new moving picture release.

Not sure about gifs, but stshs can send you a fleet of prerodacti and a quiver of cobras to keep you on your toes on the court.

 

[natalia]

Not sure about gifs, but stshs can send you a fleet of prerodacti and a quiver of cobras to keep you on your toes on the court.

It’s over bro.

So over.

 

[tennishabit]

Not sure about gifs, but stshs can send you a fleet of prerodacti and a quiver of cobras to keep you on your toes on the court.

u meant 'cobras vs camel toes' to keep ppl on courts n save tennis:?)) abc new24 today's showing even legendary j. mcenroe n s. graf followed srshs' guidance switching to pickles, lolololololol m8

It’s over bro.

So over.

sureshsly it is

.............

 

[JoelDali]

I spoak to The Pterodactyl last night and he said he’s taking some time off to be with his family and do some DIY projects around the house.

 

[Sudacafan]

We need more creatures.

 

[sportsfan1]

It’s over bro.

So over.

Yes without the srshrer, there's no laver cup.

 

[sureshs]

Won a pickleball game 11-5

 

[sureshs]

Lost the second 12-14

@ByeByePoly pickleball is much more cardio than tennis. I am dripping with sweat in an air conditioned gym

 

[sureshs]

I cracked a joke now. I said Medicare covers only Pickleball injuries not tennis injuries. Oldies Jim, Kathy and another random oldie laughed uncontrollably. I bring joy everywhere

 

[sureshs]

Raining now. Pickleball is a good backup for tennis although it is a stupid game

 

[ByeByePoly]

Raining now. Pickleball is a good backup for tennis although it is a stupid game

totally stupid … I intend to be stupid next Monday, Wednesday, Friday

I was stupid Wednesday for four hours … that is stupid++

 

[Sudacafan]

Lost the second 12-14

@ByeByePoly pickleball is much more cardio than tennis. I am dripping with sweat in an air conditioned gym

Sad.

 

[Sudacafan]

Raining now. Pickleball is a good backup for tennis although it is a stupid game

Great! I like rain.

 

[Sudacafan]

totally stupid … I intend to be stupid next Monday, Wednesday, Friday

I was stupid Wednesday for four hours … that is stupid++

Pickleball is to tennis what checkers is to chess.

 

[Sudacafan]

Lost the second 12-14

@ByeByePoly pickleball is much more cardio than tennis. I am dripping with sweat in an air conditioned gym

It heavily depends on your specific cardio and on your specific tennis.

 

[Sudacafan]

Pickleball is to tennis what checkers is to chess.

I have created a thread with this.

 

[ByeByePoly]

Sad.

yes … I should feel shame but I feel nothing … particularly lower legs after those 4 hours

 

[Sudacafan]

yes … I should feel shame but I feel nothing … particularly lower legs after those 4 hours

How's your electrocardiogram?

 

[ByeByePoly]

Pickleball is to tennis what checkers is to chess.

pickleball is to tennis what the hawk is to the mouse

 

[ByeByePoly]

How's your electrocardiogram?

I don’t explore that kind of information

 

[Sudacafan]

pickleball is to tennis what the hawk is to the mouse

Pb is to tennis what Djokovic is to Federer?

 

[ByeByePoly]

Pb is to tennis what Djokovic is to Federer?

that was uncalled for

 

[sportsfan1]

pickleball is to tennis what the hawk is to the mouse

Pb is to tennis what Djokovic is to Federer?

Pb is to tennis courts what the srshs is to buffet tables.

 

[Larry Duff]

Pickle ball is to tennis what the hole in the wall Chinese is to the PF Changs.

 

[ByeByePoly]

Pb is to tennis courts what the srshs is to buffet tables.

Loud, arms flying everywhere … and not allowed in the kitchen

 

[donquijote]

Need moar Srsh.

Need a new moving picture release.

Here it is. Fraser does a great job of portraying Suresh in this movie. @ojo rojo

 

[donquijote]

pickleball is to tennis what the hawk is to the mouse

Bad sportsmanship from the Hawkeye.

 

[donquijote]

Pickleball is to tennis what checkers is to chess.

As we all know Coach likes picking Suresh's balls. That's why it's called pickleball.

 

[donquijote]

pickleball is much more cardio than tennis. I am dripping with sweat in an air conditioned gym

When you say tennis, do you mean two-bounce or three-bounce tennis?

 

[donquijote]

The top players are reaching for 4.0 glory using Srshers tip and technique to achieve and maintain a potent grand slam release.

Reported before and after my high tea.

 

[Sudacafan]

Reported before and after my high tea.

Have you seen the high tennis?

 

[sportsfan1]

We need more creatures.

A Phoenix would be apt?

The show must go on

Yes, possibly at a different tempo.

 

[Sudacafan]

It’s over bro.

So over.

We’ll let u no when it’s ovah.

 

[Sudacafan]

Under current circumstances, TTW should conduct an International Survey to determine whether people need more Srsh or less Srsh, and publish the results in not more than 48 hours.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srsh did not even pick up the phone the last time that Shelton called him.