Life after Srsh Thread

[JoelDali]

The Top 4.0 player from an opposing team just confronted Coach crying with tears in his eyes saying “sir, sir where is Srsherer, where is the championship…”

Coach hugged him and started crying too.

So sad.

Sadness.

 

[sureshs]

Myoooraaali is playing

 

[JoelDali]

Myoooraaali is playing

Do u believe in Srshererer?

 

[sportsfan1]

It’s over bro.

So over.

We’ll let u no when it’s ovah.

It ain't ovah until the fattie lady has sung. We ain't seen no videos of that yet.

 

[Sudacafan]

It ain't ovah until the fattie lady has sung. We ain't seen no videos of that yet.

 

[Larry Duff]

Today I was at a red light and saw the car in front had a bumper sticker stating, I'd rather be listening to hilarious body part jokes.

 

[JoelDali]

Today I was at a red light and saw the car in front had a bumper sticker stating, I'd rather be listening to hilarious body part jokes.

Have u seen high level men’s National 4.0 dubs on tape?

 

[Sudacafan]

Do u believe in Srshererer?

He's the top player.

 

[JoelDali]

He's the top player.

U need to be srsly in this threat.

People around the world read everything here.

Wow.

 

[Larry Duff]

Montgomery Wards are doing a special on white overgrips. For low cost no money down you can buy 2 and get 1 free and have them professionally affixed.

 

[JoelDali]

FedCo in Massapequa has quarter pound zip lock bags of Sresh for $90.

That’s enough to last the whole 8.0 mixed season.

 

[JoelDali]

Have u seen The Tennis?

Lenny Kravitz has seen The Ping Pong.

But Lenny doesn’t matter.

This is a powerful tennis form.

 

[Sudacafan]

Have u seen The Tennis?

Lenny Kravitz has seen The Ping Pong.

But Lenny doesn’t matter.

This is a powerful tennis form.

I don't want to see the pickle.

 

[Sudacafan]

FedCo in Massapequa has quarter pound zip lock bags of Sresh for $90.

That’s enough to last the whole 8.0 mixed season.

How far is Massapequa from Nantucket?

 

[JoelDali]

How far is Massapequa from Nantucket?

Repoarted.

Wow.

No srsly.

Evar.

Wow.

 

[sureshs]

It ain't ovah until the fattie lady has sung. We ain't seen no videos of that yet.

Don't insult Nuts

 

[JoelDali]

I don't want to see the pickle.

Srsher has captured The Pickle and dominated The Ball at the regional level.

He is the favorite Pickleball champion in the Tikrit lubed steak league.

 

[Sudacafan]

Repoarted.

Wow.

No srsly.

Evar.

Wow.

As per the Internets there's a 300 mi. distance between Massapequa and Nantucket, but the trip will take 7 hours and 15 minutes. Sad.

 

[JoelDali]

As per the Internets there's a 300 mi. distance between Massapequa and Nantucket, but the trip will take 7 hours and 15 minutes. Sad.

This is championship level squash.

Highly recommended.

 

[Sudacafan]

Don't insult Nuts

This joke was so sophomoric that it went undetected.

 

[Sudacafan]

I am proposing Srsh Birthday as a TTW International Holiday.
I am talking tomorrow to the Internet.

 

[nam416]

It's true, the excitement has died down some. Let's face it, The Master has achieved everything there was to achieve. He's made a mockery of his former rivals' careers. Like Alexander the Great, He weeps that there is nothing left to conquer. His legacy is secure, yet He perseveres - day after day, year after year, be it on the court, stall #2, or in this very encrypted BBS as far as joke nuggets go, The Master unleashes His bombs with incredible timing and precision.

His genius has us contemplating His humor deliveries in stunned silence, and His on-court exploits with uproarious laughter... Wait, it's the other way around!

 

[Sudacafan]

It's true, the excitement has died down some. Let's face it, The Master has achieved everything there was to achieve. He's made a mockery of his former rivals' careers. Like Alexander the Great, He weeps that there is nothing left to conquer. His legacy is secure, yet He perseveres - day after day, year after year, be it on the court, stall #2, or in this very encrypted BBS as far as joke nuggets go, The Master unleashes His bombs with incredible timing and precision.

His genius has us contemplating His humor deliveries in stunned silence, and His on-court exploits with uproarious laughter... Wait, it's the other way around!

No comparison. I think that Alexander the Great died off malaria, typhoid disease, or diarrhea.

 

[JoelDali]

No comparison. I think that Alexander the Great died off malaria, typhoid disease, or diarrhea.

This is a tennis form with extraordinary encryption standards.Not a fudge nut fantasy train to Bourbon Street.

Wow.

 

[tennishabit]

Don't insult Nuts

got the in-salt nuts pickled yet:?))........

 

[tennishabit]

Myoooraaali is playing

ur oooraaali is playing wat:?)) pickles balls:?))..........

 

[tennishabit]

U need to be srsly in this threat.

People around the world read everything here.

Wow.

it seems nothing running but his nose:?))..........

 

[JoelDali]

The half volley movie continues to transform and inspire all tribal elders in the Mumbai wet market region.

 

[JoelDali]

Just had a Lync call with the top 3.5 player and he said he eschews Srsherer.

 

[JoelDali]

Praying for Sroosh.

Coach said he felt a disturbance in the Force and we must pray without the eating or the loving.

Just pray. Not Eat. Pray. Love.

Just pray.

For Srsh.

Srshererer.

 

[donquijote]

Eggshapetional talent.

 

[Sudacafan]

Those who say Srsh is declining, just reflect what your lives would be with or without him.

 

[JoelDali]

Those who say Srsh is declining, just reflect what your lives would be with or without him.

The top players are lifting up Srsher in prayer and rocket releases.

 

[sportsfan1]

No comparison. I think that Alexander the Great died off diarrhea.

Are you saying the srshs has succeeded where alex the grate fell by conquering the final bastion of stall deux with a winning flush hand?

Wow. Ombelievable.

 

[Sudacafan]

Are you saying the srshs has succeeded where alex the grate fell by conquering the final bastion of stall deux with a winning flush hand?

Wow. Ombelievable.

Now that I think of it... Wow!

 

[sportsfan1]

The top players are lifting up Srsher in prayer and rocket releases.

The top players kneuax that the srshs will always win when the steaks are too big for others.

 

[donquijote]

Those who say Srsh is declining, just reflect what your lives would be with or without him.

Rather expanding.

 

[donquijote]

The top players kneuax that the srshs will always win when the steaks are too big for others.

No steak is too big for him indeed.

 

[donquijote]

This is a tennis form with extraordinary encryption standards.Not a fudge nut fantasy train to Bourbon Street.

Wow.

Suresh often fantasizes about Bourbon Chicken though.

 

[JoelDali]

Suresh often fantasizes about Bourbon Chicken though.

That is General Srshz Spicy Chinese chicken and white rice.

Wow. What. Wow.

 

[JoelDali]

Now that I think of it... Wow!

Srsherer would beat you 6-0 6-3 and u would learn his techniques while loosing, riding waves of sadness and emoshioanal agony reaching for 3.5 mens dubs glory.

 

[Sudacafan]

Srsherer would beat you 6-0 6-3 and u would learn his techniques while loosing, riding waves of sadness and emoshioanal agony reaching for 3.5 mens dubs glory.

Now, tell me if you have ever been srsly about The Srsh for a change.
Calling Internet Security. No kidding.

 

[Sudacafan]

That is General Srshz Spicy Chinese chicken and white rice.

Wow. What. Wow.

What happened to Senti?
If I don’t listen from him in 24 hours, I am denouncing you to TTW Intelligence Dept.

 

[JoelDali]

What happened to Senti?
If I don’t listen from him in 24 hours, I am denouncing you to TTW Intelligence Dept.

Kremlin propaganda has permanently damaged your primary liquid release valve.

Sad.

Soul crushing.

 

[JoelDali]

The top players kneuax that the srshs will always win when the steaks are too big for others.

These are the top 4.0 players in the world. Their credentials are impeccable and fully encrypted by Dr Voosovoskunaroo’s team of experts.

 

[donquijote]

These are the top 4.0 players in the world. Their credentials are impeccable and fully encrypted by Dr Voosovoskunaroo’s team of experts.

I asked Doctor Vinnie Boombotz about Dr Voosovoskunaroo's credentials. He said he did not know such a doctor.

 

[JoelDali]

I asked Doctor Vinnie Boombotz about Dr Voosovoskunaroo's credentials. He said he did not know such a doctor.

Dr. V is highly rated.

 

[JoelDali]

Coach says Srseshr is a very spiritual player but his students are obsessed with worldly delights and the satanic pickle ball verses.

Coach is worried for the future of The Tennis without prayer and a banana pineapple protein smoothie release.

Sad.

 

[tennishabit]

Suresh often fantasizes about Bourbon Chicken though.

heard of senti's missing recently:?)) the dish above doesn't look like chicken............some1's chopped up foot w/ 4 toes'r quite visible.........

 

[sportsfan1]

These are the top 4.0 players in the world. Their credentials are impeccable and fully encrypted by Dr Voosovoskunaroo’s team of experts.

I asked Doctor Vinnie Boombotz about Dr Voosovoskunaroo's credentials. He said he did not know such a doctor.

Indeed ask jeeves says he's not part of the a.s.s - association of srshs skilled doctors team.