Life after Srsh Thread

[sportsfan1]

This will be a regular rather than a long weekend, so we'll have to wait and see if the srshs will still be able to cover all the 4 ayce spots in mira mesa.
Excite to read the reports and scores in the live feed.

 

[JoelDali]

Reaching out for Srshesh.

Praying for 3.5 victory.

 

[Larry Duff]

I don't want to give away too much yet but there is a stong rumor circulating on the internets that a certain 4 spoart athlete will be on the cover of the Rolling Stone March edition.

 

[JoelDali]

People that say they have seen The Tennis performed above the Srshr level are lying to themselves and will go through life with a soiled conscience.

 

[Sudacafan]

I need to check the Srshx Weekend Activity RacketSpoarts before I order my Friday Night Empanadas Delivery.
Egg cite.

 

[sureshs]

@ByeByePoly walked in from table tennis into Pickleball and won. Off to tennis next.

I was told to yell Ball really loudly to warn a pickle from the sidelines about a stray ball because most of the oldies here cannot hear.

 

[Sudacafan]

@ByeByePoly walked in from table tennis into Pickleball and won. Off to tennis next.

I was told to yell Ball really loudly to warn a pickle from the sidelines about a stray ball because most of the oldies here cannot hear.

At least you try to warn them when you're not competing against them. Good!

 

[JoelDali]

I need to check the Srshx Weekend Activity RacketSpoarts before I order my Friday Night Empanadas Delivery.
Egg cite.

This is why Rustea abandoned this Srshur threat.

No one acting srsly.

No tennis.

Just salacious commentary from non-democratic forces.

 

[Purestriker]

@ByeByePoly walked in from table tennis into Pickleball and won. Off to tennis next.

I was told to yell Ball really loudly to warn a pickle from the sidelines about a stray ball because most of the oldies here cannot hear.

Being louder helps?

 

[Sudacafan]

This is why Rustea abandoned this Srshur threat.

No one acting srsly.

No tennis.

Just salacious commentary from non-democratic forces.

You look confused and perplexed. Cheer up!
Just think that happiness is around the corner.
Watch out where the next tennis release on the ESPN is.

 

[ByeByePoly]

@ByeByePoly walked in from table tennis into Pickleball and won. Off to tennis next.

I was told to yell Ball really loudly to warn a pickle from the sidelines about a stray ball because most of the oldies here cannot hear.

I guess ping pong is to pickleball what mini tennis is to tennis

 

[Sudacafan]

I guess ping pong is to pickleball what mini tennis is to tennis

Reported. Statement all mixed up.
Ping pong, mini tennis and tennis are honorable endeavors.

 

[ByeByePoly]

Reported. Statement all mixed up.
Ping pong, mini tennis and tennis are honorable endeavors.

 

[Sudacafan]

OK, so we agree pickleball is not.

Hopscotch > pickleball

 

[Sentinel]

I don't want to give away too much yet but there is a stong rumor circulating on the internets that a certain 4 spoart athlete will be on the cover of the Rolling Stone March edition.

He also makes it to the cover of Jane and Janes magazine.

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Under the category of biochemical warfare

 

[Sentinel]

People that say they have seen The Tennis performed above the Srshr level are lying to themselves and will go through life with a soiled conscience.

Ewe half obviously been watching only 3.5 micksed dubbles for the lost 75 ears to say there is no level above srshez.

 

[Sentinel]

Each person in this carnival is tasked with finding 24 g.js. The event culminates with them offering the g.js to the srshs at the closing ceremony.

If he hasn't got to them first.

 

[Sentinel]

Excite to read the reports and scores in the live feed

Live feed sounds like there's a live feed of the daily feed.
Is the feed live meaning living?

Egg sight.

 

[Sentinel]

This is why Rustea abandoned this Srshur threat.

I got a postcard (par avion) from Rustea yesterday from his beach-house on the Mediterranean. He said he was working on his first full-length novel which will probably be called One Hundred Years of Stall2-itude.

He wrote that a friend of his, Marquez, reviewed the first two chapters and suggested the book be called One Hundred Years of Smellitude. But I tolled him the first name was better. It's semi-autobiographical and often mentions a large, voracious cousin or friend in not very charitable terms. I tolled Rustea I deteckted a hint of sekshual tension between him and his friend/cousin and he was shawk and appall.

 

[Sentinel]

Each person in this carnival is tasked with finding 24 g.js. The event culminates with them offering the g.js to the srshs at the closing ceremony.

There's a discussion going on in the boardroom about whether the Fruit of the Loom logo contained a gulab jamun or not.

Unreal.

 

[JoelDali]

I got a postcard (par avion) from Rustea yesterday from his beach-house on the Mediterranean. He said he was working on his first full-length novel which will probably be called One Hundred Years of Stall2-itude.

He wrote that a friend of his, Marquez, reviewed the first two chapters and suggested the book be called One Hundred Years of Smellitude. But I tolled him the first name was better. It's semi-autobiographical and often mentions a large, voracious cousin or friend in not very charitable terms. I tolled Rustea I deteckted a hint of sekshual tension between him and his friend/cousin and he was shawk and appall.

I showed this to the Milli Vanilli guy while at a cafe earlier and he could not validate any of this.

 

[Sentinel]

I showed this to the Milli Vanilli guy while at a cafe earlier and he could not validate any of this.

Someone put up a large poster of Srsh on a Chinese expressway and now I hear there's a 100 car pile up. It's freezing cold to boot, so the punjabbhadingdong government is air dropping warm gulab jamuns over the hungry frozen crowd.

The Chinese are chanting Jai Shree Srsh!

 

[Sentinel]

I showed this to the Milli Vanilli guy while at a cafe earlier and he could not validate any of this.

Has he seen the backhanded drop volley winner?

 

[JoelDali]

All adult Indian 4,0 ATP National level players mark periods in their life by 2 events.

1/6

The first time they saw the reverse 1 legged reverse overhead nuclear statuesque smash that forever altered the course of The Tennis.

 

[Larry Duff]

Haz mat teams rushing to the Stall#2 at the PF Changs. No word on why but a bystander repoarted someone shouting 'Ball' on the way in.

 

[Sentinel]

The first time they saw the reverse 1 legged reverse overhead

 

[Sentinel]

Haz mat teams rushing to the Stall#2 at the PF Changs. No word on why but a bystander repoarted someone shouting 'Ball' on the way in.

Just hope and pray the haz mat teams don't come out in body bags. Or have to be carried out in stretchers gasping for air.

 

[sureshs]

 

[JoelDali]

Just hope and pray the haz mat teams don't come out in body bags. Or have to be carried out in stretchers gasping for air.

Wow.

 

[sureshs]

With Vania King

 

[Larry Duff]

The sureshs even takes a break from emptying the volunteer snacks to allow WTA players to poase with him. What a 4 spoart athlete.

 

[JoelDali]

Moast top players don’t want to share their techniques unless it’s for thousands of Euros.

Srshr shares his liquid knowledge for like $100 Rupees per 90 minute private session.

 

[vokazu]

The children of the Punjabbarian Villages in the Eastern flank are crying out for The Cricket Championship.

 

[JoelDali]

Nicky Haley just endorsed Srshiar to be the Punjababob tennis party chairman.

 

[Sentinel]

MSN

 

[Sentinel]

Nice shot of your chins.

 

[Sentinel]

 

[Sentinel]

Seems rather peaceful. I guess CH₄ is colourless.

 

[Sentinel]

Moast top players don’t want to share their techniques unless it’s for thousands of Euros.

Srshr shares his liquid knowledge for like $100 Rupees per 90 minute private session.

He even leaves a generous tip for the janitors.

 

[JoelDali]

He even leaves a generous tip for the janitors.

This is championship Indian level.

 

[Sentinel]

This is championship Indian level.

Have you spoken with Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda.?

Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda is on hold.

 

[vokazu]

This is championship Indian level.

That's racist

 

[JoelDali]

That's racist

 

[vokazu]

R.I.P. Benazir Bhutto

 

[sportsfan1]

Suresh is not Me too. He is Two me.

The srshs is Me too in all the places where freebies are offered.
But he's staunchly in the Not me camp when it comes to giving anything such as the payment, service tip or a gift. Surprising since someone posted in a now deleted threat that the srshs has made a fortune in his career (unknown but guessing as, uhmm, a very different kind of logger)?

 

[Sudacafan]

Have you spoken with Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda.?

Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda is on hold.

The use of a pronoun would have made that much easier. Anyways, it's a big relief that we're living in the copy-paste era.

 

[Sentinel]

The use of a pronoun would have made that much easier. Anyways, it's a big relief that we're living in the copy-paste era.

That name is too beautiful to be reduced to a pronoun.

 

[JoelDali]

Srsher understands the geometry of all 4 Indian level raquet spoarts.

He can see every winner befoar the Big Slam match final begins.

 

[Sentinel]

Srsher understands the geometry of all 4 Indian level raquet spoarts.

He can see every winner befoar the Big Slam match final begins.

 

[JoelDali]

This is not the Jacky Chen Sweepsteaks.

This is The Championship.

Sad.