Life after Srsh Thread

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
I thought ICMB. Suresh’s after supper emissions would certainly come under the category of Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles.
Tina and Fedace left this threat after seeing these kinds of tragic propaganda targets directed at Koreshererz fans and students trying to paint him as some kind of flatulent force of Badminton algorithmic shenanigan.

Rusti will never be the same champion he once was and that is something I’ll never get over. Rusti was immortal.

Unreal.


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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
These tweets are harmful deleterious and damaging to Srshez posterity and legacy in the extreme.

Sales of fresh Srsherer has gone down by £10,000 pounds since your twit.
$10 a pound is a steal in my Fallujah village marketplace.

Some guy on Facebook in Mumbai is selling Fake Resh for $2 a pound.

Sickening fraudulent scammers.

Connoisseurs can spot the difference instantly.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Iran is attacking Srsher with bad tennis advise and burnt rye toast.

Barrister Mike Dave is monitoring the situation with careful consideration.
 

vokazu

Legend
I'm watching a TV Show called "Weeds". In season 1 episode 3, a mother deliberately switched her little daughter's chocolate with laxative, just because she wants her daughter to stop eating chocolate so that she can be slim. At school the poor girl desperately asked her teacher to let her go to the toilet, but the teacher kept delaying her. Finally when she was allowed to go, she got up and before she was out of the classroom, she farted so loud and pooped in her underwear. Her classmates call her s*** girl.

Her father scolded his wife after she told him about the laxative, and he told her it's a child abuse. He would call the Child Protective Services and have her arrested.

The daughter overheard her parent's conversation about her mother giving her laxative. She was upset and the next morning she put a lot of Imodium into her mother's drinking bottle. Next thing, her mother couldn't poop for 3 straight days!!!! She said she felt like a bloated African famine baby. Her husband said it's karma.

Then they showed a scene where the mother sat on the toilet forever, drinking water, doing manicure and reading magazines and screaming at the top of her lung. The daughter smiled while lying on her bed, and said "B****" while eating her chocolate bar.


Lol, the TV Show has an Indian restaurant called "Love Me Tandoor", instead of Love Me Tender.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I grew up watching Indian golfers like Tom Watson and Chi Chi Rodriguez and so far from what i have seen this year Srshr is on a different level.

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Srshez sweat particles have become airborne and infectious.

Looks like random girls are being born in California with his distinctive seductive looks.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Srshez sweat particles have become airborne and infectious.

Looks like random girls are being born in California with his distinctive seductive looks.
These are the top golfers in the world who will always play with Srshe looking over them intimidating them into submission.


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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Even someone as unflappable as mister Dali would be flabbergas.s.ted by these extremely highest levels.

But the real $million rupee question is weather The Srsh ™ can sustain these jaw dropping, belly drooping levels thru the clay season.
Have u seen high level Indian golf?
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Srshersz mastery of The Golf was predictable.

Moast high level rackit champions such as The Lendl and Lprde Connors have GOATed The Golf.

It will be extraordinary to see where Sroosh takes the spoart and dominates the PGA.
 
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