Life after Srsh Thread

[Sentinel]

If Sureshs finds out it is packed with jam he will definitely plan a heist of some kind, of that you can be shore.

Ewe never no.
He could just bring some bread and butter along and finish everything "here".

Satoosh never liked the "to go" concept.

 

[JoelDali]

Pathetic.

Do u stand by Srshr?

 

[Turbo-87]

Pathetic.

I don't really know what else The Sureshs™ has to do to show you that he is the real deal. There is tons of video evidence that shows that he is the top player of internet tennis. He details his experiences here and offers tip and technique for free if you catch him on a good day. He is a cornucopia of information about the tennis and virtually anything you can think of. I don't think anyone has found a topic that The Sureshs™ doesn't already know absolutely everything about. Celebrity Jeopardy was made for The Sureshs™.

 

[JoelDali]

I don't really know what else The Sureshs™ has to do to show you that he is the real deal. There is tons of video evidence that shows that he is the top player of internet tennis. He details his experiences here and offers tip and technique for free if you catch him on a good day. He is a cornucopia of information about the tennis and virtually anything you can think of. I don't think anyone has found a topic that The Sureshs™ doesn't already know absolutely everything about.

Natalia must embrace Srsherer before 4.0 Nationals.

 

[JoelDali]

Whoever signed me up for “African Manhood” spam will be hearing from my Barristers.

This is outrage and shock.

 

[stringertom]

Ewe never no.
He could just bring some bread and butter along and finish everything "here".

Satoosh never liked the "to go" concept.

The Srshs lykes “two geaux” evereigh mourning inn Hiz thrown rhoom.

 

[Larry Duff]

The sureshs has the smoothest of drops, one can hardly hear the splash.

 

[sureshs]

Donated $25 (+ $1 service fee) to Wikipedia. Very important in today's age of fake news. I do this annually.

 

[donquijote]

Donated $25 (+ $1 service fee) to Wikipedia. Very important in today's age of fake news. I do this annually.

Do you consider donating to Unsung Janitors Foundation as well?

 

[Turbo-87]

Donated $25 (+ $1 service fee) to Wikipedia. Very important in today's age of fake news. I do this annually.

Have you ever considered trying out for Celebrity Jeopardy?

 

[JoelDali]

Very important I do this anally.

Wow. Wait. Wow.

 

[JoelDali]

I follow many top players: Fedder, Rawfur, Haas, Davydenko etc.

Sresh is the only player/coach who gives the Indian Internet tennis advise for free.

 

[Genious at Work]

Ewe never no.
He could just bring some bread and butter along and finish everything "here".

Satoosh never liked the "to go" concept.

What do you mean? I thought Sureshs was always ready to roll.

 

[Larry Duff]

Ate $250 worth of gulab jumans at the AYCE. I do this daily.

Philanthopreshsh

 

[Genious at Work]

Donated $25 (+ $1 service fee) to Wikipedia. Very important in today's age of fake news. I do this annually.

How can I support an organization which doesn't have a page about the most influential mammal in the history of the tennis?

 

[Turbo-87]

The Sureshs™ has the answer for better tennis. His levels are previously unseen. USTA is reassessing their rating system since he has surpassed all benchmarks.

 

[natalia]

Do u stand by Srshr?

No.

 

[natalia]

I don't really know what else The Sureshs™ has to do to show you that he is the real deal. There is tons of video evidence that shows that he is the top player of internet tennis. He details his experiences here and offers tip and technique for free if you catch him on a good day. He is a cornucopia of information about the tennis and virtually anything you can think of. I don't think anyone has found a topic that The Sureshs™ doesn't already know absolutely everything about. Celebrity Jeopardy was made for The Sureshs™.

Promoting for free or you are maybe on his payroll???? Hoping for a tip???

 

[Turbo-87]

Promoting for free or you are maybe on his payroll???? Hoping for a tip???

I just recognize excellence. He has given so much back to the sport and asks nothing in return. His mastery of all racquet sports and his wealth of general knowledge are things we may never see again in this lifetime. If you think The Serena retiring is a big deal, wait until you see The Sureshs™ hang up the Adidas XL shorts.

 

[JoelDali]

No.

So many great players and only 1 Toofresh.

Wow.

 

[Turbo-87]

Much excite about this. Livestreaming on the facebooks.

 

[JoelDali]

I took lessons when I was 12 from an epic immortal famous coach and he always said to raise your arms in victory at the same time as part of your serve.

This is exactly what Surroush does in the Indian Big Big Slam victory matches.

 

[Sentinel]

if you catch him on a good day.

I don't dare imagine what a bad day would be like.

 

[Sentinel]

The sureshs has the smoothest of drops, one can hardly hear the splash.

You mean this is gold medal stuff in the diving events?

 

[stringertom]

Wow. Wait. Wow.

Wow. Weight. Wow.

Repoarted fore mayking anne a.s.s yoke.

 

[Sentinel]

Donated $25 (+ $1 service fee) to Wikipedia. Very important in today's age of fake news. I do this annually.

1. I was recently reading an article about how a Chinese lady had made a huge collection of hundreds or thousands of pages of historical information about a war that was actually fictional but seemed to be totally legit. She linked and references etc such that everything seemed okay.
People actually admire the work she did.

2. A year back i read another discussion asking why is Jimmy Wale asking for donations. I had donated too. It talked about the millions he has in endowment, and he doesn't have to pay content creators etc. It talked about his expenses and how he should not be asking for donations.

That's put me in two minds about whether i should continue donating.

 

[Sentinel]

Wow. Wait. Wow.

This is a tennis channel.
No potty humour please.

 

[Sentinel]

Do you consider donating to Unsung Janitors Foundation as well?

Srsh always sings when he is in Stall 2.
It helps to keep things moving along.

 

[Larry Duff]

Srsh always sings when he is in Stall 2.
It helps to keep things moving along.

The janitor hums this one when he goes in after.

 

[Sudacafan]

Praying for a Cincinnati release.

 

[Larry Duff]

The social medias explosion about the sureshs and the Carly Simon can be put to rest. She revealed she wasn't singing about the sureshs in You're so vain, but rather in Nobody does it better.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

I've just seen Cincinnati entry list.
Djokovic present.
Srshs absent.
WTF???

 

[Sudacafan]

I've just seen Cincinnati entry list.
Djokovic present.
Srshs absent.
WTF???

Should we send a letter requesting Srsh admission?

 

[JoelDali]

I've just seen Cincinnati entry list.
Djokovic present.
Srshs absent.
WTF???

Has the tournament director seen the high backhand volley?

Wow.

 

[Larry Duff]

The sureshs never misses Cincy and a chance to shop at Jungle Jim's.

Jungle Jim's International Market – Discover a World of Food and More!

junglejims.com

 

[Deleted member 629564]

The Sureshs™ has the answer for better tennis. His levels are previously unseen. USTA is reassessing their rating system since he has surpassed all benchmarks.

It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell

 

[Turbo-87]

It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell

That is known as "The Mantis Return" is sureshology.

 

[JoelDali]

This is a tennis channel.
No potty humour please.

U need moar Booresh.

 

[Sir Weed]

Make your own stencils??

Does anyone here make their own stencils? It seems like a pretty easy thing to do, just print out a design and print it out. Is there a web site that has designs?

tt.tennis-warehouse.com

<3

 

[Deleted member 629564]

That is known as "The Mantis Return" is sureshology.

What an amazing avatar.

I'm jealous.

 

[JoelDali]

It was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
"C'est la vie", say the old folks
It goes to show you never can tell

This is the Cactus Moon dance floor in Denver.

Wow!

 

[stringertom]

This is the Cactus Moon dance floor in Denver.

Wow!

Uma says, “Know weigh!” She wood dantz whiff The Srshs butt ownleigh in the set Tarantino built two bee cauled (verry ironically) Jackrabbit Slim’s.

 

[guanzishou]

Wow. Wait. Wow.

Ban. Wow.

 

[Sentinel]

U need moar Booresh.

U knead less.
You knead to go cold turkey on Srsh.

 

[Sentinel]

Make your own stencils??

Does anyone here make their own stencils? It seems like a pretty easy thing to do, just print out a design and print it out. Is there a web site that has designs?

tt.tennis-warehouse.com

<3

Many people have tried a Srsh stencil but the waste to height ratio makes it almost impossible.

 

[Sentinel]

This is the Cactus Moon dance floor in Denver.

Wow!

I have signed you up on the beast reduction mailing list.

Enjoy.

 

[donquijote]

Many people have tried a Srsh stencil but the waste to height ratio makes it almost impossible.

Japanese recently achieved this.
Suresh scentcils are opponent repellent. Many matches won by walkover during pregame warm-up.

 

[guanzishou]

Brooksby > Srsh

I haven't seen any footage of Srsh chomping down a burger mid match

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1557724515810979841

 

[stringertom]

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[JoelDali]

U knead less.
You knead to go cold turkey on Srsh.

One day u will be begging for 3.5 singles glory.