Life after Srsh Thread

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Played two sets of tennis doubles and got bageled in both


It sounds like your friend Suresh had a tough match in tennis. Losing a match, particularly by a score of 0-6, can be difficult to take. The most important thing you can do to console your friend is to be there for them and offer your support. You can also remind them that everyone has bad days on the court, and that it's important to learn from the experience and move on. Encourage your friend to keep practicing and working hard, and remind them that they have the potential to bounce back and have a great season.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
No, people who were born in the United States and have taken Indian citizenship are not considered American Indians. American Indians are the indigenous peoples of the United States, who are descendants of the pre-Columbian indigenous populations of North America. People who were born in the US and have taken Indian citizenship are simply considered Indian citizens. It is important to clarify which group you are referring to in order to avoid confusion.
I see it does not work both ways, as I believe that people in the opposite situation are called Indian Americans. Makes sense?
The problem originates from Columbus' mistake of naming the new discovered continent (for the Westerners) the Indies, because of having thought he reached India sailing West, thus making the greatest Geography misstatement of all time, whose effects persist until now.
And the associated words, as indigenous, etc., that come from India, don't they?
The only Indians should be those from India. All others are not properly named.
Well, I don't know what is the name for India in the various languages from India itself. I guess the word is not even the same.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Make a post in the style of user "Joel Dali" of tt.tennis-warehouse.com about his last night date with Suresh



Last night, I had the most amazing date with Suresh. We met up at a cute little Italian restaurant and the conversation just flowed naturally. We talked about everything from our favorite tennis players to our future travel plans.

After dinner, we went for a walk by the beach and enjoyed the beautiful sunset. Suresh even showed me his wicked backhand skills on the tennis court. It was such a fun and romantic evening.

I can't wait for our next date and to see where this relationship takes us. Suresh is not only incredibly handsome, but he's also incredibly kind and intelligent. I feel so lucky to have met him.

Thank you, Suresh, for an unforgettable night. Here's to many more to come!

Joel.
#datenight #lovetennis #beachwalk #romance.

This threat is notta joke

This is the tennis championship.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
So what are you going to do about the recent Senti's sneak attacks?
Call Rusti?

Rustea sprayed the Sureshian Internet landscape with his Indian scented love for Koresh nearly everyday. It was glorious to see his love nuggets scattered all around amongst the noise and haste.

Sentea got jealous and turned on all of Srshzsz fans from Fallujah and the Bangaloar Internet regional championships.

Sad.
 
Make a post in the dalian style

r/dalian holiday message

I'm being moved from poongabbala to the tiktok region and latha is shipping a higher baud rate 26kbps modem. Coach tells me there's tons moar pure srsherer delivered daily to the southern border here on bluetooth enabled cargo trucks with gps route tracking. Much excite about the internet scented drop volley craigslist 4.0 groups here in bengaloar capitals. They can get colorguard tests using iOS apps to discover championship luxury pooddung particles.

Sintease continues to run amok delli, like an outlaw in the craigslist wild west uncontaminated with srshd19 pfizer j&j delta compounds. This is waking me up at night begging for more srsher from my pharmacy persians downtown. I'm on conference call hold with barristers and tt support while they chase pickle and badminton sales.

I have asked my rabbi to hold a special pray event two months from now in march 1788 for rusti intermediate return from the bowstone high tea party. Halep will also attend where jeejo will help her in accepting the srshz fh in the bowsums. Please mark your calendars and revert before the easter supper egg hunt.

Keep praying for poofrsh slam wins with the hugh bh volley. Wow.
 
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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
One Sewretch is invariably an overabundance.

And it is difficult to envisage a world with commonplace six-pack availability of such devolved sewer monsters.

Elon is selling 1 Srsh for $8 or $11 depending on payment spray methodology. Bezos has Fresh Resh for a betterer surprise release added value.
 

ffw2

Hall of Fame
Elon is selling 1 Srsh for $8 or $11 depending on payment spray methodology. Bezos has Fresh Resh for a betterer surprise release added value.
The sneak attack element of it is beyond valuation.

You just never know when you'll be liquidated by sureshian subterfuge.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Rusty was a leading proponent of the Srsh ™. But now Ojo rojo, sportsfan, suda, Natalia and scentea have cot up.
Eye am diepleigh owe fendi bye a glaringh owemisshun. Eye fonda reemember the daze win Rustic, Scentea anne eye conspyred two mayke Mira Mesa the centre uv the youni verse.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
No, people who were born in the United States and have taken Indian citizenship are not considered American Indians. American Indians are the indigenous peoples of the United States, who are descendants of the pre-Columbian indigenous populations of North America. People who were born in the US and have taken Indian citizenship are simply considered Indian citizens. It is important to clarify which group you are referring to in order to avoid confusion.
‘Muricans fleaing hear four India ewesualeigh live downwind frum Mira Mesa. They may have herd there hippie pairentz ore grandpairentz speke uv pfinding nirvana inn the Valet uv The Saints ware The Beatles ashram stihl exists. This “reverse Desi” moovemint could bee juiced inn itz innphantsea butt stay tooned two itz vibes.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
The sneak attack element of it is beyond valuation.

You just never know when you'll be liquidated by sureshian subterfuge.

Coach says Srsher and other elite tennis Internets have their finest hour in the morning on the court after 4 sips of hot coffee.

So I get a Venti Pikes Peak everyday at Starbucks.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Eye think The Srshs iz inn morning anne dowt eauver Hiz hevvy inndoorsmint uv the Benny Fitz uv the Dunlop CX 200 Tour Limited Edition. Eye hope the bagels Hee wuz fourced two eat had a harty shmear uv luxury pudding two mayke swallowing crow moar palatable.
 
Eye think The Srshs iz inn morning anne dowt eauver Hiz hevvy inndoorsmint uv the Benny Fitz uv the Dunlop CX 200 Tour Limited Edition. Eye hope the bagels Hee wuz fourced two eat had a harty shmear uv luxury pudding two mayke swallowing crow moar palatable.
I'm still shurprized anne shawk at this rizzult. Ewen the srsgz hasn't eggsplained in his poast mooch interview.
 

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Russell Wilson consulted with The Sureshs™ before the Chiefs game. The Broncos have already surpassed their season scoring average in the first half. The Sureshs™ knowledge knows no boundaries.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Denver Broncos quarterback Craig Morton understands Srshur and knows the mind of a true championship level Indian Internet.
 

ffw2

Hall of Fame
A lot of folks are under the impression that a "Sewer Wretch" is some sort of folk nightmare dreamt up by the Brothers Grimm or some such.

His reign of terror is, in fact, unchallenged.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
On any given Sunday the players at the bottom of the Craigslist pickleball singles ladder may shock those above them.
On any given Saturday, poor Srshs can get destroyed once more. Eating multiple bagels on one mourning can dew that kinda thing, lyke the day in Lindenhurst NJ win disa.s.ster struck The Hinduberg (on The Srshs berthdeigh no less) anne fourever chainged hiss story:

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Whoever signed me up for “Dead Dick Divorce” and “Leaky Butt” email chain letters we have your IP address.

Wow.
We are already familiar with your former condition but sad to know your butt has started leaking.

My assistant, Mortimer, says that duct tape should help.
 
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