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...I'm just glad twitter wasn't around in the mid 20th century for Djokovic to post photos of himself supporting the Axis powers by wearing clothes designed by Germany and Japan. /s
Uh oh, i am going to have to break it to you committed "allied forces" devotees that your boy djokavitch is three for three on axis worship.
Did you know that before djokovic went gluten-free, his childhood diet consisted primarily of pizza and pasta? Yes, Italian food. Food from italy. A third axis power. True story: his parents owned and operated a pizza and pasta restaurant in Serbia. Courses upon courses of Axisissy food courses through his veins. Curses through his veins, even. Eyetalian food. Designed in italy by italians.
Wait, he speaks serbo-Croatian. So....his language is slavic. And....So is russian. Cyrillic letters. Like the soviets.
Look, I Respect his return of serve, his fitness/movement and his incredible commitment and focus to be the best. But. He. Is. Evil. 3 out of 3 Axis of evil, circa 1941, plus a side order of soviet couture.
Must. Write. Op-ed piece. Must. Change. Life.
Well done, penguyen. Good stuff. Turned on Fed, now djoker.
Oh but now you have opened up a whole new can of worms, man. We need one of these for rafa fans now. Time for some more logic of falstaffian proportions.
I understand Rafa is from mallorca, which is a part of Spain. He speaks spanish. I am amurken. Spanish is the language of a ton of the immagrins who done took our jobs. Illegals, that is! So i am giving away all of my new nike shortshorts with the glittery pink stripe on tha side. Darn it! Just got seven pairs! But This is how committed i am to fandom, AND patriotism. This. This is the kind of loyal sports fan i am! I am a great amurican!
Oh shoot. Turns out this is not about all amurkens turning on rafito. Now, all christians, jews and muslims (people of the book) have to dispose of all rafa nike apparel and footwear displaying his bull logo. You see....The bull represents the golden calf or baal or whatever, and like, that is totally pagan. So not cool, not kosher and not halal.
Mad re5pek for his forehand and the whole humbalito ethos, but i just cannot continue to support this spanish-speaking pagan illegal!
Until i hear otherwise, murray is the only supportable member of the top 4. Wait what? Scotland is a part of GBR? Head spinning.