Marat Safin... injured or enjoying himself?

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Here already more than month does not leave on Kort the best tennis-player of Russia Marat Safin. After Uimbldona, where it completed fight in the third circle, Safin decided to take time out and left to rest for Italian Toskanu. There it plans to approach the special program of preparation for the current tournament of the large helmet - open superiority OF THE USA, which starts at the end of August. It is interesting that this time instead of the trainer it took with itself as the sparring- partner and the expert in fitnesu its girl friend To dashu to Zhukov. It is necessary to say that the girl, similarly, solidly took possession of heart of one of the most prominent bachelors of Russia, holding it near herself last two and one-half of year. And this with the fact that learns spectacular bryunetka in THE USA, where it in this year did not stay and month. Dashu increasingly more they noted on the platforms of quite prestige tennis stadiums, desperately being ill for their beloved. They talk even, that at hand that day, when for the sweet pair sounds the march Of mendel'sona. Dasha - daughter of the head of corporation "synthesis", oil-industry worker Aleksandr Zhukov, in connection with how promising wedding it must become present event for domestic bomonda. At the health resort Of safin it prefers the nontraditional methods of trainings. It generously shares with Dashey by its wide experience: paparatstsi spied the moment, when Marat gave the lesson of sport massage to his student. To girl, it is similar, it was pleased.

Also, there is 18+ material on that site ... uhh ... bye bye thread =\
 
lol i wonder what he is doing to her. man, never know about safin... that is too funny.

but russians are as messed up as any countries around so if u are rich, u can get a lot.
 
This photo has been floating around for about a month now. He has an attractive woman sitting in front of him (not on his lap) and he is putting something from the jar in her hand onto her back. Ooooo, scandalous.
 
okay i think the most shocking thing in this picture is the book sitting on his lap its thick maybe hes reading the new harry potter book.
 
Looks a little more suggestive than just a massage. I can't see a bikini string on waist in that picture, and just look at the look on her face...
 
Gottcha, Marat!!! That picture has always made me laugh & I'm very glad it wasn't posted under a "Caption This " thread .
 
I think the girl made such a face just for a picture for the paparazzi(s?) to spread rumors about.

And yes Tchocky... I believe that face and beard is undoubtedly Safin's
 
Its Dasha Zukova, they are still together, been awhile (for Marat at least) together surprisingly.
 
There are 3 other pictures in the complete sequence (sorry, too lazy to find the link for you, try the tennis - x dot com boards). She is clearly wearing a bikini and he is clearly just putting something on her back.

But if it helps you all to get through your own personal bottle of hand lotion to imagine otherwise, go right ahead.
 
Is this casting call for boogie nights 2? CUT!

arosen said:
Its Dasha Zukova, they are still together, been awhile (for Marat at least) together surprisingly.
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Yeah they're together all right. Safin pimping it up. Thats the boy!

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Fee said:
There are 3 other pictures in the complete sequence (sorry, too lazy to find the link for you, try the tennis - x dot com boards). She is clearly wearing a bikini and he is clearly just putting something on her back.
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Jim Morrison "The Doors" said:
The men don't know...what the little girls...understand
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Thank you Fee.
Er, Gentlemen: is it not painfully obvious that little Miss Sacha is riding a tad "too low in the saddle?" In that photo, Venus is clearly not aligned with Mars. Furthermore, even if Marat wasn't trying to "bottom out" while drilling for oil, any boy or girl tramp'll tell you that THAT position is not condusive when attempting to engage in any legitimate variation(s) of the coital alignment technique in the first place. (not-so-serious smirk~!)




fee said:
But if it helps you all to get through your own personal bottle of hand lotion to imagine otherwise, go right ahead.
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Ouch!! Atta girl, Fee! Tear 'em up!!! ROTFLMAO....in spades!!!!

This thread should "spawn" a boy-er-voy-eur" poll:
"When shaking hands with the General: KY or Astroglide?"
MARRROOONS!!!!! :razz:

Hey Spanky! Alfalpha! Ya ain't slappin' bellies with Nellie--Go home and grease Weezer. :razz:
 
Still, the resemblance between our good Mr. Safin and the now defunct Mr. Holmes is astounding. It's been a while since I've seen any of Mr. Holmes' footage ehhh film footage, so I should qualify that by saying that our good Mr. Safin bears a striking resemblance to the righteous Mr. Kilmer portraying Mr. Holmes in Wonderland. This is a perfect segue from the Penthouse since Mr. Kilmer also portrayed the Lizard King in another of his films. My personal favorite performance by the said Mr. Kilmer was that of Doc Holliday. My favorite exchange in that movie was during the gunfight at the OK Corral

"I got you now you son of a b!tch", said the bad guy.

"You're a daisy if you do!", replied Doc Holliday.

I should go on to say that had that been Mr. Holmes in the picture, there might be some room for argument as to what exactly was going on. However, looking at the actuarial tables, I would say with a 97% degree of accuracy that Mr. Safin is not endowed with the same ability as Mr. Holmes and is therefore applying suntan lotion.
 
Rabbit said:
the Lizard King...................I would say Mr. Safin is not endowed with the same ability as Mr. Holmes and is therefore applying suntan lotion.
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Lizard King? Good one, Rabbit!

And, you're right: this is strickly "ow! sunblock!" NOT "wow!"some _ _ _ _!".....
 
That's Safin. What else do you expect? Since we're on this topic, might as well post this here: courtesy maratsafin.com - 11.08.05 Marat & Peter are in Moscow while Marat sorts out what he needs for the US having been in Italy for over a month. The treatment went well and he is feeling fit & ready although a bit short of match practice. He & Peter travel to the US Friday 12th and they will arrive in Cincinnati Friday night. Also travelling with Marat for this part of the tour will be his childhood fitness coach from Valencia Miguel M. There is a good chance that Marat will apply for a Wild Card for New Haven to get extra match practice before the US Open.
 
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