marcus willis

[TheMonfils]

the next goal. will reach 18 grand slams

 

[SoBad]

Berankis must have been confounded and suffering sudden giggle attacks throughout first set, having to share the court with the latest product from the LTA clown factory.

 

[bezs]

He's living the dream.

A good read on his story http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/27/s...er=rss&emc=rss&smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

 

[stringertom]

Cartman FTW!

 

[PeteD]

Hey Marcus is from Slough! The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough in the slough!

 

[Hood_Man]

It's like watching a normal bloke out there, only he's doing well!

One of us, one of us, one of us...

 

[SoBad]

Who is that vulgar woman in the umpire chair, Willis's mother?

 

[stringertom]

It's like watching a normal bloke out there, only he's doing well!

One of us, one of us, one of us...

He looks like two of us. Can you imagine he was 55 lbs. heavier just a while back???

 

[PeteD]

Marcus a two-fisted banana eater!

 

[SoBad]

How come Willis is allowed to play without a bra? His boobs are flopping, it's offensive.

 

[stringertom]

How come Willis is allowed to play without a bra? His boobs are flopping, it's offensive.

The one TSA stole from your luggage didn't fit!

 

[jaggy]

Hey Marcus is from Slough! The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough in the slough!

The original, The Office, was based in Slough. Maybe Gareth stole his day job.

 

[SoBad]

The one TSA stole from your luggage didn't fit!

I am starting to suspect that Donskoy and Berankis had prior plans.

 

[Mainad]

How come Willis is allowed to play without a bra? His boobs are flopping, it's offensive.

His wildcard stated he didn't have to wear one if it interfered with his tennis!

 

[Hood_Man]

How come Willis is allowed to play without a bra?

It probably wasn't white.

 

[SoBad]

His wildcard stated he didn't have to wear one if it interfered with his tennis!

The ballgirls are feeding Berankis defective tennis balls on purpose. Is that consistent with a competitive tennis tournament?

 

[jaggy]

If he wins today he will earn 50,000 pounds sterling which in US dollars after Brexit is about 7 dollars.

Edited after huge fail!

 

[gogo]

go Marcus, go Marcus!

...And he's done it!

 

[MarcusInKensington]

He's coming for you, Novak.

 

[gogo]

 

[Deanjam]

Well done that man! Amazing achievement. Potential match with the Fed.

 

[Big_Dangerous]

40 points in the SDL, thank you very much!

 

[albatros_forehand]

It's like watching a normal bloke out there, only he's doing well!

One of us, one of us, one of us...

Yeah, this bloke can barely run and slices from BH and FH side!!! One of us, one of us!!!

 

[RacquetAbuse101]

Marcus Antonius Willis!

U da Man!

 

[Mainad]

The ballgirls are feeding Berankis defective tennis balls on purpose. Is that consistent with a competitive tennis tournament?

At least they didn't make him wear a bra.

 

[heftylefty]

Hefty Lefties Unite!

 

[stringertom]

Hefty Lefties Unite!

I did think of you when I saw a few of his photos and then his play.

 

[heftylefty]

I did think of you when I saw a few of his photos and then his play.

I'm honored and humbled.

 

[stringertom]

Marcus Antonius Willis!

U da Man!

He's certainly not Brutus with a "lean and hungry look".

 

[stringertom]

If his gf is "ample" of build, will they do a British version of Mike&Molly ???

 

[RacquetAbuse101]

He's certainly not Brutus with a "lean and hungry look".

Vitellius?

 

[kishnabe]

Think he has a good chance against Gramperer level of play right now.

I bet SoBad will forgive Marcus if he beat Federer, lol.

 

[Deanjam]

What a great story this is. Lovely fella. Lovely girlfriend. Lovely story.

Hope Fed destroys him.

 

[stringertom]

Think he has a good chance against Gramperer level of play right now.

I bet SoBad will forgive Marcus if he beat Federer, lol.

@SoBad will be the loudest fan in the Willis corner vs Stososov.

 

[bezs]

The fairy tale gets even better now with the match against Federer.

 

[Terenigma]

The fairy tale gets even better now with the match against Federer.

That is the absolute best thing for him. Especially if they put it on centre court. Even if he gets destroyed, the honor of playing the GOAT, at Wimbledon, On centre court must be such an experience. Hell, he might even stand a chance for a set against him in his poor form.

 

[Big_Dangerous]

Marcus Antonius Willis!

U da Man!

Marcus Aurelius Willis!

 

[norcal]

So his inspirational girlfriend couldn't get out of work to watch him today, huh?

I wonder what the odds are she we be at Center Court when he plays Fed, LOL!

 

[marc45]

B........A.........S........T.......L?

 

[Mainad]

Think he has a good chance against Gramperer level of play right now.

I bet SoBad will forgive Marcus if he beat Federer, lol.

I'm afraid I hear the fluttering wings of flying piggies. Straights for Fed...no problem.

 

[tennisaddict]

Lol @SoBad

Dolgopolov struggling to win any matches after injury and still beats Donskoy

Berankis losing to 775 ranked local club part time tennis coach.

What is going on ?

 

[kishnabe]

I'm afraid I hear the fluttering wings of flying piggies. Straights for Fed...no problem.

Federer is playing like Dimitrov right now....Marcus in 5.

 

[helterskelter]

I am starting to suspect that Donskoy and Berankis had prior plans.

Nah. They're just both absolutely rubbish.

 

[PeteD]

The fairy tale gets even better now with the match against Federer.

Something I don't get about the fairy tale.
Marcus weighed 300, how was he a tennis coach or anything athletic, other than a warning sign about diet and exercise?

 

[Mainad]

Federer is playing like Dimitrov right now....Marcus in 5.

Marcus will be too busy dining out on his maiden win at Wimbledon. He will be completely overawed in the presence of The Great One and will submit quickly and humbly so he can go out and spend more of that 50 grand!

 

[West Coast Ace]

If he wins today he will earn 50,000 pounds sterling

Some McDonalds manager is weeping tears of joy.

 

[rainingaces]

There will be more upsets like this at Wimbledon because so few players know how to play on grass now.

 

[Deleted member 743561]

haha... in a post-match interview, Federer was asked about his next opponent (Willis), and he had some nice remarks, and then slipped in, "It just shows the depth of men's tennis."

There's no other way to interpret that than that only in the game today could you have a guy ranked #700-something battle through six qualies, and actually win a match at a major tournament, right?

 

[stringertom]

Some McDonalds manager is weeping tears of joy.

McDonalds UK will reap profits on their new burger, The Big Marcus!

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Big Marcus will need the extra mayo and extra cheese to stand a chance.