Meghan Markle ruined Serena's night

yonexRx32

Semi-Pro
Serena was nervous about MMshowing up to the Open on shrt notice and, for once,she was right: The Meghan Markle curse was at the rendez-vous, just asit had been at Wimby, and anywhere it travels.
 

yonexRx32

Semi-Pro
who was the old demented f**t going bonkers on every Williams point? The one sitting next to Williams's wife?
 
who was the old demented f**t going bonkers on every Williams point? The one sitting next to Williams's wife?
Who was the scrawny screaming brunette the camera kept panning to who kept throwing her arms up in the air like Jesus just descended on the court?
 
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Mainad

Bionic Poster
Canadians still owe allegiance to the British monarchy unlike Americans who severed ties a couple hundred years ago.
Is Meghan a traitor to her people by entering into marriage with (and compounding it by giving birth to) a member of the family her country fought against to gain its independence?
 
Its a downward spiral for England that Edward the VIII started when he abdicated the throne so he could marry American hussy Wallis Simpson.
At this rate royal baby Archie will be wedded to crack addicted welfare mom Danielle Bregoli in about fifteen years. Call it revenge of the colonies
for burning down the White House.
 

MeatTornado

G.O.A.T.
Is Meghan a traitor to her people by entering into marriage with (and compounding it by giving birth to) a member of the family her country fought against to gain its independence?
Nah. Most Americans are like "what was the revolution again? was that the thing with the muskets?"
 

swordtennis

G.O.A.T.
Yeah this is America. Always get a chuckle when I see die hard nationalists defending the sociopathic corporation.
This is America
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up
This is America (woo)
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up
 

Mr.Lob

Legend
Total dislike for ESPN getting a close-up of some fans over the top reaction after nearly every point, or someone in the players box, or some celebrity. Don't care. The story is in the players. No need to add silly storylines like the match is a soap opera. Show the players!
 
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Deleted member 763691

Guest
I wonder why Americans take the royal family seriously.....
Only a sycophantic sucker would worship another county's royal family :)
 

ollinger

G.O.A.T.
Total dislike for ESPN getting a close-up of some fans over the top reaction after nearly every point, or someone in the players box, or some celebrity. Don't care. The story is in the players. No need to add silly storylines like the match is a soap opera. Show the players!
There will never be a career for you in broadcasting. The story is not the players because the intense fan like yourself is going to watch the match regardless; ESPN wants to hold on to the more casual fans and they want to see celebrities, celebration, excess, maybe even an axe murder or two.
 

ibbi

Legend
Don't forget her ex, Gavin Rossdale. From 2008-10 they were often in Fed's box.

I remember seeing Rossdale there more than once, as I know he's a big tennis fan. I don't recall her being there other times! If I'm remembering right she pretty much sat through the entire match completely unfazed while everyone around her in the box was going crazy :-D
 

Gary Duane

G.O.A.T.
Funnily enough it's the Dutch word for 'shower'

Okay that censors it to.

I was tryna say d0uche
Got it. The other day I was writing to a musician and mentioning doing a "re ****" in a piece of music. I meant ritard (ritardando) and could not figure out why it was censored.

Then there is n#zi. Used to be an acceptable, humorous way to talk about people who were too strict about things, like grammar, manners and so on, almost like SJW. I get amused by what gets censored here, and not.

I love The Good Place. It's a really silly show, no content at all, bubble gum stuff, but in the first season the people who ended up there could not swear. That's how everything got forked up, which was also what Battlestar Galactica did with "frack". Flipping, freaking, forking, funny to watch all the "clean" words people use when we all know what they are really saying. ;)
 
Vogue fashion vampire Anna Wintour was also one of Serena's pals in her player's box. Serena should start creating clothing no one will buy
instead of playing in Slam finals she will never win again. Honestly, isn't 23 titles enough?
 
Vogue fashion vampire Anna Wintour was also one of Serena's pals in her player's box. Serena should start creating clothing no one will buy
instead of playing in Slam finals she will never win again. Honestly, isn't 23 titles enough?
She already had a clothing line.

Ms. Wintour also frequent in Federer box. That's why US Open always paired them up in tandem.
 
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