Muzziah Manor – followers of the Mettled Master of Magnanimity

Rejoice!


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#1
It seems clear to me that the four Muzziah Slam-threads are no longer enough. The Gospel of the Magnanimous one ought to be spread to every corner of the world. We have let our message be heard through the Bogong High Plains of Australia, on the dusty battlegrounds of Chatrier, the holy gates of the All England Club and we have unleashed hurricanes on Ashe. But what about that poor rickshaw driver in Beijing; those lonely stoners in the Coachella Valley of California; the wretched bankers of Monte Carlo — are they not deserving of salvation too? Yes. Yes they are.

Besides, as the Muzziah inches ever closer to coveted achievements such as the #1 ranking, we brothers and sisters of destiny need a sanctum to exult in His non-slam feats. A sacred place free of the tedious and geopolitically loaded Fedalovic GOAT-debates that the powers that be publish to keep the masses divided and distracted from real issues (also suspected to be a proxy war supported from opposite ends by Swiss pharmaceutical companies and Serbian intelligence services). A space for pure unalloyed trollery intermingled with ardent sincerity.

So come frolic in the fields, my children, together we shall rejoice!
 
#2
As with any proper fanatical cult, we need our decalogue of commandments:

1. You DO NOT talk about Muzziah Club.

2. Kidding! You shall talk incessantly about Muzziah Club at every given opportunity. Best legs thread? Boom, enter pic of Muzziah's calves. Fedalovic GOAT debate? Bam, Mury goat. Electrons are fascinating thread? Ha, so's the Muzzer — ka-ching!

3. Thou shalt not worship other pushers than me. Renounce the Djabolus. Or don't. Up to you really.

4. Remember the Middle Sunday of Wimbledon, to keep it holy.

5. Thou shalt not spread hate, bile and anti-Muzziah sentiment in this shrine. This is a space for love and appreciation.

6. Violations of the above rule will be punished with involuntarily having to watch the 2012 USO final on repeat for all of eternity while being force-fed haggis.

7. Thou shalt compose thy disquisitions in a most assiduously periphrastic vernacular here (translation: we use needlessly difficult words).

8. Thou shalt covet Kim Sears. Or the Redeemer himself, if such is your inclination. But no creepy maid stunts (Mainad, looking at you*). We too draw a line somewhere.

9. No sewretch jokes. Safe space. At the moment of writing there are 20 424 other threads for said purpose. Don't trigger me. q.v. commandment 6.

10. Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.





* i kid, i kid
 
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#20
It seems clear to me that the four Muzziah Slam-threads are no longer enough. The Gospel of the Magnanimous one ought to be spread to every corner of the world. We have let our message be heard through the Bogong High Plains of Australia, on the dusty battlegrounds of Chatrier, the holy gates of the All England Club and we have unleashed hurricanes on Ashe. But what about that poor rickshaw driver in Beijing; those lonely stoners in the Coachella Valley of California; the wretched bankers of Monte Carlo — are they not deserving of salvation too? Yes. Yes they are.

Besides, as the Muzziah inches ever closer to coveted achievements such as the #1 ranking, we brothers and sisters of destiny need a sanctum to exult in His non-slam feats. A sacred place free of the tedious and geopolitically loaded Fedalovic GOAT-debates that the powers that be publish to keep the masses divided and distracted from real issues (also suspected to be a proxy war supported from opposite ends by Swiss pharmaceutical companies and Serbian intelligence services). A space for pure unalloyed trollery intermingled with ardent sincerity.

So come frolic in the fields, my children, together we shall rejoice!
 
#23
Rejoice my brothers and sisters of destiny. Now is the time stand by the Muzziah in all His magnamaniousness. The time has come to redeem the ATP Awards.

"Remember this day men, for it will be yours for all time"

@Sysyphus brought 6 (or so) brave men to TTW, and we'll stand and fight, and make Scotland proud.

'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/news/atp-awards-2016-fans-favourite
 
#27
As with any proper fanatical cult, we need our decalogue of commandments:

1. You DO NOT talk about Muzziah Club.

2. Kidding! You shall talk incessantly about Muzziah Club at every given opportunity. Best legs thread? Boom, enter pic of Muzziah's calves. Fedalovic GOAT debate? Bam, Mury goat. Electrons are fascinating thread? Ha, so's the Muzzer — ka-ching!

3. Thou shalt not worship other pushers than me. Renounce the Djabolus. Or don't. Up to you really.

4. Remember the Middle Sunday of Wimbledon, to keep it holy.

5. Thou shalt not spread hate, bile and anti-Muzziah sentiment in this shrine. This is a space for love and appreciation.

6. Violations of the above rule will be punished with involuntary having to watch the 2012 USO final on repeat for all of eternity while being force-fed haggis.

7. Thou shalt compose thy disquisitions in a most assiduously periphrastic vernacular here (translation: we use needlessly difficult words).

8. Thou shalt covet Kim Sears. Or the Redeemer himself, if such is your inclination. But no creepy maid stunts (Mainad, looking at you*). We too draw a line somewhere.

9. No sewretch jokes. Safe space. At the moment of writing there are 20 424 other threads for said purpose. Don't trigger me. q.v. commandment 6.

10. Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.





* i kid, i kid
Truly righteous commandments, all hail the Muzziah.

Commandment 6 seems particularly fitting. Tough but fair.
 
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