Sysyphus
Talk Tennis Guru
It seems clear to me that the four Muzziah Slam-threads are no longer enough. The Gospel of the Magnanimous one ought to be spread to every corner of the world. We have let our message be heard through the Bogong High Plains of Australia, on the dusty battlegrounds of Chatrier, the holy gates of the All England Club and we have unleashed hurricanes on Ashe. But what about that poor rickshaw driver in Beijing; those lonely stoners in the Coachella Valley of California; the wretched bankers of Monte Carlo — are they not deserving of salvation too? Yes. Yes they are.
Besides, as the Muzziah inches ever closer to coveted achievements such as the #1 ranking, we brothers and sisters of destiny need a sanctum to exult in His non-slam feats. A sacred place free of the tedious and geopolitically loaded Fedalovic GOAT-debates that the powers that be publish to keep the masses divided and distracted from real issues (also suspected to be a proxy war supported from opposite ends by Swiss pharmaceutical companies and Serbian intelligence services). A space for pure unalloyed trollery intermingled with ardent sincerity.
So come frolic in the fields, my children, together we shall rejoice!
Besides, as the Muzziah inches ever closer to coveted achievements such as the #1 ranking, we brothers and sisters of destiny need a sanctum to exult in His non-slam feats. A sacred place free of the tedious and geopolitically loaded Fedalovic GOAT-debates that the powers that be publish to keep the masses divided and distracted from real issues (also suspected to be a proxy war supported from opposite ends by Swiss pharmaceutical companies and Serbian intelligence services). A space for pure unalloyed trollery intermingled with ardent sincerity.
So come frolic in the fields, my children, together we shall rejoice!