Youngheart
Semi-Pro
Folks of all great tennis hamlets, hear me now, for I have crawled out of my secluded high Alpine hut once again!!
I come forth to proclaim, that after conferring with my faithful mule Molisa, I have a plan which will be perfect for
any tournament held in 90° temperatures. Think of the time wasted by a player walking to the side to use a towel.
Molisa advises me that it wastes 1 minute each game, 10 minutes each set, and finally, 30 long minutes a match!!
In my thoughts of lost time, I started to remember that some football players, like Jerry Rice, had their own towel.
After consulting with Molisa and Boris the bear, my mind has been illuminated!! I suddenly realized that we need to
send those big towels to the ol' jacuzzi dump of history. What I proclaim now, is that each player will carry his own
12" by 12" small towel in his pocket. There will be no more wasted time of walking to the sideline for a giant towel.
Have no fear, ol' Nadal fans. At each changeover, a new dry towel can replace the old one. Simple logic,... abounds!
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
I come forth to proclaim, that after conferring with my faithful mule Molisa, I have a plan which will be perfect for
any tournament held in 90° temperatures. Think of the time wasted by a player walking to the side to use a towel.
Molisa advises me that it wastes 1 minute each game, 10 minutes each set, and finally, 30 long minutes a match!!
In my thoughts of lost time, I started to remember that some football players, like Jerry Rice, had their own towel.
After consulting with Molisa and Boris the bear, my mind has been illuminated!! I suddenly realized that we need to
send those big towels to the ol' jacuzzi dump of history. What I proclaim now, is that each player will carry his own
12" by 12" small towel in his pocket. There will be no more wasted time of walking to the sideline for a giant towel.
Have no fear, ol' Nadal fans. At each changeover, a new dry towel can replace the old one. Simple logic,... abounds!
------ So Be It ⚜ ------
