Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by kay87, Apr 29, 2008.
Myskina gave birth to a healthy baby boy!
Let me get this straight, you're actually a fan of Anastasia? The reason I ask is after all the run around about her getting pregnant out of wedlock.
A healthy baby boy sounds great and I wish her nothing but the best, could wedding bells be in the works?
Is this May Fool day?
Start naming this little boy.
How about Fed Junior.
Yes, I am a fan of Nastya!!
Would she follow Lindsay footstep after a month coming back on tour? Just in case she need money to buy milk and baby stuff for her son.
Congrats to Radek Stepanek for fathering his 17th child this year.
Way to go!
We need a photo of the child so we can declare a father and properly name the lad.
If he looks like Stepanek we name him Gollum.
IF he looks like Boris Becker and has an affinity for broom closets, it's Boris Becker.
If he has dreads, he is Noah.
If he is bald and tall, and does not quite fit into his diapers, we call him Blake.
IF his underpants are always wet we call him Pete Pampers.
If he is bald and walks a little funny, we call him Andre.
If he is tan, we call him Rafael.
If his first words are 'Googoo gaga', we call him Guga.
If he has a large backhand but zero soul, we call him Richard.
IF he's a skinny boy who thinks he's THE MAN, we call him Nole.
IF he plays tiddlywinks and accuses the black tiddlywinks judge of favoritism, we call him Hatin' Lleyton.
If he is all about the breastfeeding, we call him Roger.
If his eyes light up when he sees money, we call him KafelnikovDavydenko.
If he's got unnaturally frosted hair and he kicks his leg out to the side while serving, we call him Jan-Michael.
Sticking with the double name thing, if he is not worth a damn in Davis Cup, we call him Paul-Henri.
If he's got a Napoleon complex, we call him Rios.
If he poisons the rest of the playgroup's bottles, we call him Shamil.
But, believe it or not, and you heard it here first: his name will be Peter Bodo and he will have a penchant for gossip.
BTW, Mamma looks nice in the photo above. Not sure who the gumchewin' bridge&tunnel girl next to her is, but congrats to Nastya.
But seriously, who is the father?
5 months ago I read this:
In an interview for Russian newspaper Tvoi Den, Myskina revealed that she is four months pregnant and is due in May. Myskina has broken up with her most recent boyfriend, Russian hockey player Konstantin Korneev, and therefore was reluctant to talk about the baby’s father.
"That topic is closed. I’ll just say that I am not getting married in the near future. I am a single person. I don’t know about the baby’s gender yet, and I haven’t decided yet where I will give birth—in Russia or abroad," said Myskina, the 2004 French Open champion.
So, who IS the father??
Cute. two, three
Not me; but who is the cutie next to her?
when myskina said she had a crush on james blake and i guess she expected him to ask her out...well i bet james is happy he didn't date her, lol
1. I am a fan of Nastya, and I so happy today!!!
2. Mr. Monkey-face Stepanek is NOT father to Nastya's nice cute boy!
3. OK, Here is the old joke once again::
I would like SO MUCH, but no!
Myskina will not make "a Lindsay"-comeback, because Myskina is injured in her right big toe, and I am 99 pct. sure that Nastya Myskina will never play on wtatour again.
I am so sorry about it, but I am so sure about it.
But let me one last time say:
Nastya! You are the greatest! I love you forever!
Not sure, but if his face looks like a hockey puck, it might say something.
Rule of thumb: Whenever the father of a baby is in question, its Stepanek's.
Oh no! this is the beginning of the end! :twisted:
I wish her luck...although I gotta say the name she picked is the most unique name i ave ever heard...Zhenya? Wonder where that name comes from...
Yeah, most likely Stepanek. He has slept around with or been engaged to most of the WTA tour.
the WTA girls really have good taste.
Are you the father of the child ?
Myskina, Myskina, Myskina...
I miss seeing that two hander ripped inside out.
'I once. met a girl. named Myskina....
Myskina Myskina Myskinaaaaaaah...'
That's about the only time you'll ever hear me quote a musical.
Separate names with a comma.