nadalis vulgaris' secret origins

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but besides nadal's bipedalism there is another difference : one of them has a more antipatethic behaviour than the other !

(a clue : the ******** is a very kind animal ;) )
 

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babbette said:
Wound still fresh that he kicked Roger's ass so you compare him to an animal. Awwwww:D
emmm it's right i posted it today... so i might not be a total hazard...
but i swear i had this biological revelation during last spring ! :cool:

i hope this big rodent won't be too much offensed of the comparison... :rolleyes:
 

Freedom

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This reminds me of that spread comparing George Bush's face to a chimp's...lol.

EDIT: Found it!

http:// qwertz.dynup.net/projects/bush/Bush%20Chimp .jpg


Just ditch the spaces.
 

chiru

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man thats pretty frickin mean. if i were to pick on someones looks int eh atp, it probably wudn't be nadal though.
 

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nViATi said:
Check out some photographs of michael chang.
i guess you mean for the swollen cheeks, right ? :p
(then i think aaron krickstein was the champion for that ! or was he doing it only while serving ?...)

but there's clearly something more than the cheeks... ;)
 

zhuk

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vive le beau jeu ! said:


but besides nadal's bipedalism there is another difference : one of them has a more antipatethic behaviour than the other !

(a clue : the ******** is a very kind animal ;) )
Funny.... I thought those animals mostly prefer Brazil?:D
 
Nadal has beaten the French player Grosjean, The French player Monfils, the French speaking Federer, has won the French open, and vive le boy Jew is French.......

anyone else see a FRENCH pattern here? I think we all know why Vive hates Nadal....oui?
 

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The Pusher Terminator said:
Nadal has beaten the French player Grosjean, The French player Monfils, the French speaking Federer, has won the French open, and vive le boy Jew is French.......

anyone else see a FRENCH pattern here? I think we all know why Vive hates Nadal....oui?
my poor pushy-troll, if there is anybody here obsessed with nationality, i think we all know who it is ! :rolleyes:

i already told you 99999999 times it has nothing to do with that... he would be french, it would be the same !
(and besides i'm rooting for roger whatever he plays french players or not)
but you clearly have a pb with the french people... and i suspect also with jew people !
 

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The Pusher Terminator said:
Nadal has beaten the French player Grosjean, The French player Monfils, the French speaking Federer, has won the French open, and vive le boy Jew is French.......

anyone else see a FRENCH pattern here? I think we all know why Vive hates Nadal....oui?
It's just a joke. Don't be a jerk.
 
vive le beau jeu ! said:


but besides nadal's bipedalism there is another difference : one of them has a more antipatethic behaviour than the other !

(a clue : the ******** is a very kind animal ;) )
merci beaucoup, vive le beau jeu!

********, as large as it is, is still classifed as a rodent.

SO, Rafa's grown up; from rat-faced to ********-faced.
 

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vive le beau jeu ! said:


but besides nadal's bipedalism there is another difference : one of them has a more antipatethic behaviour than the other !

(a clue : the ******** is a very kind animal ;) )
LOL! Man they do resemble.
 

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Dedans Penthouse said:
merci beaucoup, vive le beau jeu!

********, as large as it is, is still classifed as a rodent.

SO, Rafa's grown up; from rat-faced to ********-faced.
eheh ! i think he's winning at change... ;)
(and yes, the ******** is precisely the biggest rodent on earth !)

nothing to do with zoology (rather tennis history ?), but you might like this one also... :rolleyes:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?p=895092#post895092
 

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The Pusher Terminator said:
1. what you have not told ne 99999 times is what your name means. You keep ignoring me so I am thinking that there is something funny going on. I have no problem with Jews...I just want to know what your name means and you wont answer....why not? I think it may be you who has the problem as you say with : "Jew people".
Hey, trollette. You question has been answered! Back on May 2nd at 09:28. Didn't you bother to read the post that answered your question? Or, do you not believe it? In case you missed it, here is the link:

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showpost.php?p=874049&postcount=38

Religious or racial biggotry have no place on this forum!

Two months ago, I was not a fan of either Nadal or Federer. If you really want to know, I'm a fan of Jonas Bjorkman, Tim Henman, and Max Mirnyi. However, you are fast making me an anti-Nadal fan. By now, we all know that Nadal has a 5-1 record against Federer. We all know that he is only 19 years old and has accomplished more in tennis than any other teenager. We know his is the "King of Clay". You need not keep reminding us of these facts. You are fast losing any credibility that you still have. Become more like your idol, a humble winner and a gracious loser. And, drop the racism.
 
simi said:
Hey, trollette. You question has been answered! Back on May 2nd at 09:28. Didn't you bother to read the post that answered your question? Or, do you not believe it? In case you missed it, here is the link:

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showpost.php?p=874049&postcount=38

Religious or racial biggotry have no place on this forum!

Two months ago, I was not a fan of either Nadal or Federer. If you really want to know, I'm a fan of Jonas Bjorkman, Tim Henman, and Max Mirnyi. However, you are fast making me an anti-Nadal fan. By now, we all know that Nadal has a 5-1 record against Federer. We all know that he is only 19 years old and has accomplished more in tennis than any other teenager. We know his is the "King of Clay". You need not keep reminding us of these facts. You are fast losing any credibility that you still have. Become more like your idol, a humble winner and a gracious loser. And, drop the racism.
No racism here....I have nothing against Jews. In fact I believe the Jews are one of the greatest people on this earth. I really didnt know what his name meant. Thanks for answering me. Although, on the other hand, I really do dislike the French because of their policies. If you want to talk about racism ...look no further than France.......did you know that a N azi almost won th election in France? Or how about that 70 synagogues were burnt down in France? Judging from the way the French crowd treated nadal...there is no love lost betwen Nadal and the French.
 

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The Pusher Terminator said:
No racism here....I have nothing against Jews. In fact I believe the Jews are one of the greatest people on this earth. I really didnt know what his name meant. Thanks for answering me. Although, on the other hand, I really do dislike the French because of their policies. If you want to talk about racism ...look no further than France.......did you know that a N azi almost won th election in France? Or how about that 70 synagogues were burnt down in France? Judging from the way the French crowd treated nadal...there is no love lost betwen Nadal and the French.
Ya know, politics aside, you really can be quite reasonable . . . that is, when you aren't so annoying in expressing your fanaticism for Nadal, or anti-Federersim, whichever it is. Continue to support your guy, but be wary about future predictions over which you don't have any control.

- - - - -

p.s. The French do put on the best, and most prestigious bicycle stage race in the world. Gonna be a good one this year.
 

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The Pusher Terminator said:
No racism here....I have nothing against Jews. In fact I believe the Jews are one of the greatest people on this earth. I really didnt know what his name meant. Thanks for answering me. Although, on the other hand, I really do dislike the French because of their policies. If you want to talk about racism ...look no further than France.......did you know that a N azi almost won th election in France? Or how about that 70 synagogues were burnt down in France? Judging from the way the French crowd treated nadal...there is no love lost betwen Nadal and the French.
gulp ! you've really got a spider between the ears ! :shock:
where does your history book come from ?... and then you mix some invented history "à la pushy" with a tennis match...... maybe the crowd was stupid that day, but nobody would argue any racism issue about this...

i admit there's certainly things i don't have to be proud about my country, but it's definitely not such an ignorant like you who will tell which ones !
there's probably racism in france, unfortunately like in many places... but certainly not more than in your own country ! ;)

PS1: about your n*zi stuff, i guess you're refering to the presence of the extreme-right on the second round of the 2002 presidential election, which was a pity indeed, but it doesn't mean (at all) that they were close to win the elections. (in fact they lost with more than 80% for the winner)
anyway i guess you wouldn't understand any other electoral system than your bipartisan system...

PS2: i'm wondering about the 70 synagogues... especially as there are only 200 in the whole france ! when was this ?
maybe you refer to the recent riots ?... then i think it's rather a pb between different communities... rather some extension of other conflicts in the world... unfortunately.
 
vive le beau jeu ! said:
my poor pushy-troll, if there is anybody here obsessed with nationality, i think we all know who it is ! :rolleyes:

i already told you 99999999 times it has nothing to do with that... he would be french, it would be the same !
(and besides i'm rooting for roger whatever he plays french players or not)
but you clearly have a pb with the french people... and i suspect also with jew people !
Pusher said he had no problems with Jews just French people. He stated correctly that you guys voted for a rascist...what was his name...le pen or something?
 

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Serve and Volley said:
Pusher said he had no problems with Jews just French people. He stated correctly that you guys voted for a rascist...what was his name...le pen or something?
it's the name of the rat, indeed.
but he lost. as i said to pusher, 17% of the voting ppl voted for him... that's a definitely a shame, but please don't assimilate all the french ppl to these stupid 17% !
(me for instance, i won't say all american ppl voted for bush)

(by the way, please allow me to doubt about the sincerity of pusher's words towards the jewish community ! anyway i'm sure most of the ppl on this board have a clear-sighted opinion about him...)

and let's come back to tennis ! ;)
 

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If I remember correctly, when I used to live in Argentina, some folks there hunted and ate this thing.
If that's the case, I just hope they don't do the same thing with Nadal...
 

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ShcMad said:
If I remember correctly, when I used to live in Argentina, some folks there hunted and ate this thing.
oh nooo... poor ******** ! :roll:
ummm... any idea what it was tasting like ?

diegaa said:
mmmm. yummy, bbq of a nadalis..... :p
at least you could feed the whole family as there's more meat than on a davydenkis or a karlovis... but i'm afraid it's a bit hard for the teeth ! ;)
 

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"In the regions along the Paraná river in Southern Brazil, Northern Argentina, and Uruguay, capybaras are occasionally hunted for food and for their leather. The flesh is described as tasting like pork and has a similar whitish appearance." -Wikipedia

HAHA... Diego and Vive, I didn't know you guys were Hannibal Lecters... =O
 

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ShcMad said:
"In the regions along the Paraná river in Southern Brazil, Northern Argentina, and Uruguay, capybaras are occasionally hunted for food and for their leather. The flesh is described as tasting like pork and has a similar whitish appearance." -Wikipedia

HAHA... Diego and Vive, I didn't know you guys were Hannibal Lecters... =O
i though those ********'s are poisonous?
 

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wyutani said:
i though those ********'s are poisonous?
go to eat "at ShcMad's" (i let you look for the direction in the white pages),
order the menu topspinmonkey-kid at 12 $,
eat your starter (a yummy salad of synthetic gut strings),
taste the BBQ nadalis ribs...

... you'll see they're not ! (poisonous) ;)
 

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vive le beau jeu ! said:
go to eat "at ShcMad's" (i let you look for the direction in the white pages),
order the menu topspinmonkey-kid at 12 $,
eat your starter (a yummy salad of synthetic gut strings),
taste the BBQ nadalis ribs...

... you'll see they're not ! (poisonous) ;)

jajaja, I mean hahaha ("jajaja" is too Spaniard, and Spaniard=Nadal=No good ;) just kidding).
LOL, why would wyutani wanna order a kid's meal when you can order the adult size meal and get a yummy salad of polyester strings instead! :p
Anyways, vive, you're way too funny...
 

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vive le beau jeu ! said:
go to eat "at ShcMad's" (i let you look for the direction in the white pages),
order the menu topspinmonkey-kid at 12 $,
eat your starter (a yummy salad of synthetic gut strings),
taste the BBQ nadalis ribs...

... you'll see they're not ! (poisonous) ;)
For senior citizens, we have our menu "flatspinmonkey© special a la Susan L."
VLBJ, you r the cheff, so what was in it again??? :mrgreen:

ShcMad, how the hell did you know that the nadalis was hunted in Arg??? I didnt know that......... :(
 

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diegaa said:
For senior citizens, we have our menu "flatspinmonkey© special a la Susan L."
VLBJ, you r the cheff, so what was in it again??? :mrgreen:

ShcMad, how the hell did you know that the nadalis was hunted in Arg??? I didnt know that......... :(
LOL...Good one Diega! So, VLBJ is the chef, no? I'm sure he loves to stuff the Nadalis before putting it in the oven! Just kidding! :D

I knew that the Nadalis was hunted in Argentina because when I went fishing with my dad to a town called San Pedro, which is located along the Parana River, a local fisherman said he had some Nadalis meat in his freezer, and asked us if we wanted some to take home! And, while we were fishing, we saw many Nadalis fooling around on the grass.

*By "Nadalis" I meant the ********, not topspinmonkey©!
 

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ShcMad said:
LOL...Good one Diega! So, VLBJ is the chef, no? I'm sure he loves to stuff the Nadalis before putting it in the oven! Just kidding! :D

I knew that the Nadalis was hunted in Argentina because when I went fishing with my dad to a town called San Pedro, which is located along the Parana River, a local fisherman said he had some Nadalis meat in his freezer, and asked us if we wanted some to take home! And, while we were fishing, we saw many Nadalis fooling around on the grass.

*By "Nadalis" I meant the ********, not topspinmonkey©!
ROFL... from now on, and rember this, we´ll all be calling this bug "nadalis" from all eternity......
 

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ShcMad said:
LOL...Good one Diega! So, VLBJ is the chef, no? I'm sure he loves to stuff the Nadalis before putting it in the oven! Just kidding!
JeJeJe !!! :D how the hell did you know ???

diegaa said:
For senior citizens, we have our menu "flatspinmonkey© special a la Susan L."
VLBJ, you r the cheff, so what was in it again???
as a chef, i need to work a bit on the menu...... i'll let you know asap ! ;)
 

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vive le beau jeu ! said:
here's a first try of menu... but there's still a lot of funny nadalis dishes to make !!!
feel free to contribute... ;)



HAHAHAHA! Very nice job with the menu, Sir Chef VLBJ. By the way, that Nadalis on the menu looks like he's having some pain issues...give him some aspirin.
 

diegaa

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Sweet!!! Nice menu...

LMAO!!!!!!!! "All our dishes r accompanied with french strings" :mrgreen:
 

Andres

G.O.A.T.
LOOOL !!! LMAOOO!! ROFL!!!
That menu is hilarious... :mrgreen: Excellent work!!!

And no, Yutani, capibaras are not poisonus, you're confusing them with Ornithorrynchus :p
 

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diegaa said:
How about making some "Nadalis à la orange de clay"????
ShcMad said:
LOL, I bet that would be a hot seller in Argentina, Spain, and France! But, not in the US!
with grey clay, then ? ;)
(by the way, i'm living in the south of france at the moment... so it's the right place for the canard à l'orange, and all other yummy canard things... :p )

PS: some topspinmonkey fans are obviously objective with his appearance...

(this comes from vamosrafa.stuff !)
 
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