A simply FYI: File this under "No one cares, birdbrain!" but I nevertheless didn't want to surreptiously "change" my moniker as if I were some "new" person, a la Elvis Peawood, et al. I'm simply admitting (for the record) that I will be changing my username to "zippy the chimp" since "zippy the chimp" (imho) better fits the idiotic, inane vibe contained in all too many of my posts as it is. NAME: zippy the chimp HOBBIES: Hobbies and tricks include unicycle riding, speed butt scooting across the carpet, and correctly guessing the bra size of any human female. PERSONAL BIO: I am a very fine and wonderful chimp who has been scarred by the memory of my father who was killed by ZZ Top. I am looking for a nice chimp female for companionship. Icky human beings need not apply.