Need Ideas for USTA Team Name

michael_1265

Professional
An Internet search brought up everything from a G-rating to a solid PG-13

Killer Bs
Ace Breakers
Hot 'n' Easy
The Heatstrokes
The Ace Holes
The Bagel Servers
Deuce Bags
Multiple Scorgasms
Drop Shot Divas
The Tennis Chicks
The Ad-Ins
The Alley Cats
The Racquettes
Smash Girls
The Double Shots
Kiss Our Aces
Terminetters
Tightly Strung
Serves You Right
Miss Hits
Net Setters
Net Nuts
Bye (This may get you some wins by default)
No Balls (Maybe a little over the top for USTA, but a great, in your face Womens' team name).
You Cannot be Serious
Are You Sure?
The Shriekapovas
The Baselining Bettys
Nice Aces
 
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spaceman_spiff

Hall of Fame
My default response to this question is always Fluffy Little Bunnies.

That way, if you win the other team has to admit that they lost to little fluffy bunnies.
 
The Most Interesting Women In The World
FuzzyYellowVaginas
The Brinner Club
Hook Line Call and Sinker
Up Your Ace
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Tennis Team
Have Game, Will Travel
The Bad News Babes

Just off the top of my head :D
 

ttwarrior1

Hall of Fame
Im kind of digging , The most interesting men in the world

And as team captain, that would make me the most interesting man in the world

Thought about : The Lonely Boys, Team Desperate. The desperados. The Ultimate Warriors. , or You cannot be serious
 

J_R_B

Hall of Fame
Im kind of digging , The most interesting men in the world

And as team captain, that would make me the most interesting man in the world

Thought about : The Lonely Boys, Team Desperate. The desperados. The Ultimate Warriors. , or You cannot be serious

I would be extremely disappointed if your team name were anything other than ttwarrior1.
 

dcdoorknob

Hall of Fame
Just name the team: Hey ____________, do you want to go out?

Where __________ is the girl from your mixed league. That way you don't even have to talk to her to ask her.
 

ttwarrior1

Hall of Fame
Person that oversees our leagues said our team name had to be changed by the end of the league or something to a more traditional name. Like name of the city, or something similar to league of the past or current leagues
 

gplracer

Hall of Fame
Person that oversees our leagues said our team name had to be changed by the end of the league or something to a more traditional name. Like name of the city, or something similar to league of the past or current leagues

You are kidding right? How can they MAKE you do that?
 

struggle

Legend
Im kind of digging , The most interesting men in the world

And as team captain, that would make me the most interesting man in the world

Thought about : The Lonely Boys, Team Desperate. The desperados. The Ultimate Warriors. , or You cannot be serious

how could she have resisted?
 
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