Never argue with a woman

oscar_2424

Legend
My gf just sent me this, should i be scared? :)

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their
> >> lakeside
> >> cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to
> >> take a nap.
> >> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
> >> to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
> >> her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are
> >> magnificent.
> >>
> >> Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He
> >> pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are
> >> you doing?'
> >> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that
> >> obvious?')
> >> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
> >>
> >> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.. I'm
> >> reading.'
> >>
> >> 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I
> >> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write
> >> you up.'
> >> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
> >> assault,' says the woman.
> >> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
> >>
> >> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
> >> know you could start at any moment.'
> >> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
> >> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
> >> It's likely she can also think..
 

shell

Professional
Be scared, be very very scared.....but most importantly, don't argue with your GF :twisted:
 

raiden031

Legend
Too bad most arguments with a GF/wife defy all logic. If my wife was that clever i would concede in every argument.
 

TonyB

Hall of Fame
Too bad most arguments with a GF/wife defy all logic. If my wife was that clever i would concede in every argument.


^^^^ True.

Unfortunately, the more illogical the arguments get, the faster I concede the argument anyway!

It's a win-win for the woman. They can be smart and win, or they can be incredibly stupid and win.
 

LuckyR

Legend
It all kind of depends on what your definition of "winning" an argument is. Most would say that if you convince the other side you are correct, then you win. Good luck with that...

Even if they (or you) say "ok, you're right". They (or you) are muttering under their breath, that in fact they (or you) are really correct but they are giving in just to keep the peace.

Ultimately arguments are just two opinions.
 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Oops. My bad..wrong thread. :twisted:
 
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