"Tennis -- along with bowling and darts, the sport where overweight, over-the-hill, bald men with no athletic ability prevail. Young? Fit? Want to have fun? Then maybe league tennis is for you! Or maybe not. Because your fitness and strokes will get you nowhere playing doubles against a bunch of decrepit hacks who've been chopping it in for decades! You'll pay your dues, set aside your evenings, buy the gear, eat right, train, drive across town, pay another court fee, and what for? To watch spin serves from a 120 square inch, 8.5 oz racquet hook off the court into the indoor court divider, on which you'll probably sprain your ankle. League Tennis! Check it out. Or not. Probably have more fun playing with friends outdoors in the summer." Brought to you by the USTA. Sorry, had to squeeze out the sour grapes.