New kind of hindrance

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Yesterday at the club, a guy's surgical face mask, which he had kept on the bench, flew with the wind and rolled (like those scrub grass balls) vertically on the court.

This is a new kind of hindrance.

I propose immediate disqualification (like Djokovic) and some prison time too.

What is the general consensus?
 
Yesterday at the club, a guy's surgical face mask, which he had kept on the bench, flew with the wind and rolled (like those scrub grass balls) vertically on the court.

This is a new kind of hindrance.

I propose immediate disqualification (like Djokovic) and some prison time too.

What is the general consensus?
Masks should be put into an empty tennis can and placed on the bench for sanitary reasons so when the wind swirls and the empty ball sleeve rolls onto the court the mask stays clean. Worthy of prison time with a third offense life at Lompoc for a little golf. But given catch and release in kali the most he will get will be Malibu Rehab and forced to be a ball boy for Mcenroe and have to drive him to LAX.
 

esgee48

Legend
I respectfully disagree. I would treat it like leaves blowing across the court. Play a Let. It won't happen a second time because what type of idiotic tennis player would pick it up and use it? :happydevil::rolleyes:
 

Mongolmike

Hall of Fame
He had his mask on the bench?? On the bench???? What kind of animal is he?

Life banishment.

If you want to store your mask, put it in the tennis bag....then place the tennis bag on the bench. Benches are for bags, not masks. Smh...
 
He had his mask on the bench?? On the bench???? What kind of animal is he?
Bench?! Where in kali do they allow benches? A fat azz on a bench is one of the biggest spreaders of the wuwu19--haven't seen a bench for ages--they're in a pile next to the dumpster labeled "Bio Hazard". Gates are still propped open, they are the next biggest spreader of "the disease", (but an unintended consequence of mandatory gate openings is players are getting a lot of aerobic exercise from chasing their balls down the hill before they go down the sewer grate. Players aren't marking their personal balls as in the early stage of this dreaded "plague"--(darn it! I was harvesting more good balls out of the net post waste basket.)
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Bench?! Where in kali do they allow benches? A fat azz on a bench is one of the biggest spreaders of the wuwu19--haven't seen a bench for ages--they're in a pile next to the dumpster labeled "Bio Hazard". Gates are still propped open, they are the next biggest spreader of "the disease", (but an unintended consequence of mandatory gate openings is players are getting a lot of aerobic exercise from chasing their balls down the hill before they go down the sewer grate. Players aren't marking their personal balls as in the early stage of this dreaded "plague"--(darn it! I was harvesting more good balls out of the net post waste basket.)
During the first reopening phase of the club, benches were all put away. Temperatures were taken every time. Now these rules have been relaxed once the county met all 13 dashboard triggers.

Restaurants have resumed dining in at partial capacity. Schools have reopened in person.

Situation is well under control because science was followed and deniers were not encouraged. Now we are all reaping the benefits.
 

chatt_town

Hall of Fame
Yesterday at the club, a guy's surgical face mask, which he had kept on the bench, flew with the wind and rolled (like those scrub grass balls) vertically on the court.

This is a new kind of hindrance.

I propose immediate disqualification (like Djokovic) and some prison time too.

What is the general consensus?
That is funny as hell Sureshs.lol
 
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