I think it's time for us to formulate some hypothetical (mythical, uninjured, peak, sodomized etc.) Top Trump cards for the NextGen SUPERSTARS. To kick things off, I propose the following defining attributes to reflect their abilities, each of which can be ascribed a score from 1 to 10.
Overhype
Choke Artistry
Cringe Factor
Clowning
Brainlessness
1 Dimensionality
Rent Free Cranial Occupancy
Overall MUG rating
I am interested to see what scoring poasters would feel accurately reflect the qualities of the various NextGen legends. In the process, by all means chime in with other attributes you think would best encompass their unprecedented repertoire.

If there is enough demand, perhaps we could also extend the domain to that of the LostGen for a more complete recognition of overall excellence on the tour.
 

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I think it's time for us to formulate some hypothetical (mythical, uninjured, peak, sodomized etc.) Top Trump cards for the NextGen SUPERSTARS. To kick things off, I propose the following defining attributes to reflect their abilities, each of which can be ascribed a score from 1 to 10.
Overhype
Choke Artistry
Cringe Factor
Clowning
Brainlessness
1 Dimensionality
Rent Free Cranial Occupancy
Overall MUG rating
I am interested to see what scoring poasters would feel accurately reflect the qualities of the various NextGen legends. In the process, by all means chime in with other attributes you think would best encompass their unprecedented repertoire.

If there is enough demand, perhaps we could also extend the domain to that of the LostGen for a more complete recognition of overall excellence on the tour.
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