BigServer1
Legend
Well it's been a crazy couple of weeks in the NFL, and I thought we could bring back the banter. Rankings etc...
The Playoff Contenders:
#1: Colts- Tough loss at Dallas, but it was better that they lose earlier and get focused for the playoffs. Joseph Addai is turning into a great young back, and you can always count on Peyton in the clutch. If the Defense can hold a team to 21, this Offense can beat them. However: This team struggles against a 3-4 Defense, and they better hope that they face cover 2 schemes in the playoffs, as Peyton can pick them apart.
#2: Chargers- Is there anything that Tomlinson can't do? He can throw and catch better than any back in the league, and oh by the way he can run on anyone as well.
#3: Ravens- Best Defense in the league, and McNair really gives this team some cred on Offense.
#4: Cowboys- This team should be 8-3 and Romo should be undefeated as a starter, if not for that weird blocked field goal a few weeks ago. Nevertheless, they are the hottest team in Football, with the hottest QB in Football.
#5: Patriots- They turn the ball over 5 times and win? When Brady looks that excited, look out.
#6: Bears- Grossman throws three picks and fumbles. The defense gives the team a chance, and Grossy craps the bed. Bear fans, have fun with your one n' done playoff run (I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it).
#7: Broncos- They are ahead of the Cheifs until Cutler proves me wrong. I'm excited about watching this kid.
#8: Cheifs- LJ is running over everyone and the Defense keeps getting better. They started 0-2 and have won 7 of 9. Impressive.
#9: Saints- Brees is going off, and he's on pace for 5,000 yards. That's insanity, and the Saints rebounded nicely from two tough losses in a row.
#10: Bengals- The Offense is clicking, and considering they have played the toughest schedule in the league, 6-5 is impressive.
#11: Seahawks- Hasselbeck looked really bad, and then pretty good against the Packers. But who cares about Hasselbeck if Alexander can run for 200 yards?
#12: Panthers- Can this team decide whether or not they want to show up each week? Tough loss to the Redskins.
#13: Jaguars- See above, except devastating loss to the Bills.
#14: Jets- These guys just won't go away. They have a shot at the postseason, but they are gonna have to close well.
#15: Giants- Monumental collapse against the Titans, but their saving grace is the mediocre NFC.
#16: Dolphins- I don't care if they don't make the playoffs. NO ONE wants to play this team right now, no one.
#17: Atlanta- Remember when they were 5-2? Yeah, so do I...I still wouldn't flip off my supporting fans, but that's just me.
#18: Rams- Steven Jackson is a stud, and Bulger can throw, but the Defense is suspect, and inconsistent play kills them.
#19: 49ers- Gore is also a stud, and they have exceeded expectations this year. Alex Smith is also progressing nicely, and this team is one to watch for next year.
#20: Vikings- Ehhhh, Started strong, faded, who knows what happens here. But anything's possible in the NFC.
The Pretenders:
#21: Bills- I don't think they're playoff bound, but they might have ended the Jags chances with that great comeback.
#22: Eagles- With McNabb they had a shot. Without him, none whatsoever, but at least Westbrook looked good last week.
#23: Titans- Vince Young is 4-4 as a starter, and already has a signature comeback win. Not bad for a guy on a terrible team who's "not a passer." Young is the real deal, and Tennessee should be excited.
#24: Redskins- Why did the switch to Campbell take so long? This kid looks great too, and now he gets the reps to prepare for next year. Look for the Skins to improve a lot in the offseason.
#25: Packers- 232 straight starts for Favre. The man is the definition of a warrior.
#26: Steelers- SIT BIG BEN! Your season is over, he's playing terrible, and he's a liability in the pocket. Ahh, how the mighty have fallen.
The Jokes:
Cleveland, Houston, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Arizona and Oakland...too pitiful for words. There's parity, and then there's putridity...
The Playoff Contenders:
#1: Colts- Tough loss at Dallas, but it was better that they lose earlier and get focused for the playoffs. Joseph Addai is turning into a great young back, and you can always count on Peyton in the clutch. If the Defense can hold a team to 21, this Offense can beat them. However: This team struggles against a 3-4 Defense, and they better hope that they face cover 2 schemes in the playoffs, as Peyton can pick them apart.
#2: Chargers- Is there anything that Tomlinson can't do? He can throw and catch better than any back in the league, and oh by the way he can run on anyone as well.
#3: Ravens- Best Defense in the league, and McNair really gives this team some cred on Offense.
#4: Cowboys- This team should be 8-3 and Romo should be undefeated as a starter, if not for that weird blocked field goal a few weeks ago. Nevertheless, they are the hottest team in Football, with the hottest QB in Football.
#5: Patriots- They turn the ball over 5 times and win? When Brady looks that excited, look out.
#6: Bears- Grossman throws three picks and fumbles. The defense gives the team a chance, and Grossy craps the bed. Bear fans, have fun with your one n' done playoff run (I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it).
#7: Broncos- They are ahead of the Cheifs until Cutler proves me wrong. I'm excited about watching this kid.
#8: Cheifs- LJ is running over everyone and the Defense keeps getting better. They started 0-2 and have won 7 of 9. Impressive.
#9: Saints- Brees is going off, and he's on pace for 5,000 yards. That's insanity, and the Saints rebounded nicely from two tough losses in a row.
#10: Bengals- The Offense is clicking, and considering they have played the toughest schedule in the league, 6-5 is impressive.
#11: Seahawks- Hasselbeck looked really bad, and then pretty good against the Packers. But who cares about Hasselbeck if Alexander can run for 200 yards?
#12: Panthers- Can this team decide whether or not they want to show up each week? Tough loss to the Redskins.
#13: Jaguars- See above, except devastating loss to the Bills.
#14: Jets- These guys just won't go away. They have a shot at the postseason, but they are gonna have to close well.
#15: Giants- Monumental collapse against the Titans, but their saving grace is the mediocre NFC.
#16: Dolphins- I don't care if they don't make the playoffs. NO ONE wants to play this team right now, no one.
#17: Atlanta- Remember when they were 5-2? Yeah, so do I...I still wouldn't flip off my supporting fans, but that's just me.
#18: Rams- Steven Jackson is a stud, and Bulger can throw, but the Defense is suspect, and inconsistent play kills them.
#19: 49ers- Gore is also a stud, and they have exceeded expectations this year. Alex Smith is also progressing nicely, and this team is one to watch for next year.
#20: Vikings- Ehhhh, Started strong, faded, who knows what happens here. But anything's possible in the NFC.
The Pretenders:
#21: Bills- I don't think they're playoff bound, but they might have ended the Jags chances with that great comeback.
#22: Eagles- With McNabb they had a shot. Without him, none whatsoever, but at least Westbrook looked good last week.
#23: Titans- Vince Young is 4-4 as a starter, and already has a signature comeback win. Not bad for a guy on a terrible team who's "not a passer." Young is the real deal, and Tennessee should be excited.
#24: Redskins- Why did the switch to Campbell take so long? This kid looks great too, and now he gets the reps to prepare for next year. Look for the Skins to improve a lot in the offseason.
#25: Packers- 232 straight starts for Favre. The man is the definition of a warrior.
#26: Steelers- SIT BIG BEN! Your season is over, he's playing terrible, and he's a liability in the pocket. Ahh, how the mighty have fallen.
The Jokes:
Cleveland, Houston, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Arizona and Oakland...too pitiful for words. There's parity, and then there's putridity...
Last edited: