Novak Djokovic the hottest number one in tennis history.

Novak: long face, long nose, long chin, eyes too close to each other and an abnormally deformed back skull. He is symmetrically ugly from all angles. If you need an example of how radiation after a nuclear blast can deform a human being physically, he is it.

Charisma? lol. During the olympics 50 journalists turned up during his press conference. The no-charisma Federer was swarmed by a thousand journalists. Charisma is when people pay attention to you without you having to act like a clown. you can be quiet as a mime, yet you command attention. Something Djokovic doesn't have.

Tennis: I have to hand it to him, he is the greatest player to play at the AO in the last 20 years IMO. As tennis fan, that's the most important thing here.


Preach. :lol:

Preach again. :lol:
 
Novak: long face, long nose, long chin, eyes too close to each other and an abnormally deformed back skull. He is symmetrically ugly from all angles. If you need an example of how radiation after a nuclear blast can deform a human being physically, he is it.

Charisma? lol. During the olympics 50 journalists turned up during his press conference. The no-charisma Federer was swarmed by a thousand journalists. Charisma is when people pay attention to you without you having to act like a clown. you can be quiet as a mime, yet you command attention. Something Djokovic doesn't have.


Tennis: I have to hand it to him, he is the greatest player to play at the AO in the last 20 years IMO. As tennis fan, that's the most important thing here.

Clarky? Is that you?
 
Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal might have held the number one position longer but I respect Novak Djokovic more for a number of reasons. First, Novak is not from a western nation he's from Serbia yet he brokethrough and showed the world someone from Eastern Europe can be a great champion. Yes, Ivan Lendl was also a great champion too but he's about as exciting as dry toast.

When Novak ripped off his shirt after beating Stanislas Wawrinka and I saw his incredible chest and his six abs I screamed:)

Novak has sex appeal and he's isn't afraid of showing off his hot body either.

Novak has charisma and that's something Roger and Rafael don't have they are extremely boring and they follow the script.

Novak wears his heart on his sleeve he doesn't hide how he's feeling he's very outspoken and he speaks his mind. Novak also challenges Federer and Nadal in the press and I like this about him he's not afraid to give his point of view.

He's also a lot of fun he understands being a tennis player means you are an entertainer not some robot like Roger Federer.


OK, let's start with the points I disagree with: Nadal does have charisma and much more sex appeal than Novak (better looking, sexier in general). Sorry but I can't imagine Novak making a steamy video with a sex bomb (other than as a parody, joke). So "oomph" factor goes to Rafa for sure.
Points I agree with: Novak is also charismatic (emotional), fun, articulate, seems to enjoy competing, claps for his opponents, takes defeats well and has been able to challenge both Fed and Rafa on their best surface which I think is a monumental achievement. Oh and yes Fed was a dull #1 just like Lendl used to be (or Sampras), personality-wise.
 
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Yuck. No way. I think Andy has gotten a little better looking as he has gotten older. He used to remind me of this:

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Stepanek's ability to pull attractive women will always be one of life's greatest mysteries.

:lol: Andy has definitely improved throughout the years.

Each to their own I suppose, but I never saw the appeal of Berdych, Roddick or Djokovic.
 
Stepanek's ability to pull attractive women will always be one of life's greatest mysteries.

:lol: Andy has definitely improved throughout the years.

Each to their own I suppose, but I never saw the appeal of Berdych, Roddick or Djokovic.

Me neither. None of those guys are good looking, imo. The best looking guy out of the top 10 is Nadal by a landslide.
 
No, you don't, because it would also prove the point how uneducated you are...
Raonic is not a Serb.
Better stop now while people believe you are just extremely narrow minded and not that smart...

Ok, so he isn't a serb. My bad, he's just ugly.

Uneducated? Did they teach you about Milos in med school? They don't teach that here.
 
omg! i think imma gonna ....

....When Novak ripped off his shirt after beating Stanislas Wawrinka and I saw his incredible chest and his six abs I screamed :) ....

Love Nole but he doesn't hold a candle to Safin. That man is absolutely gorgeous. I think Novak's very attractive as well, but Marat is on a different level.

OP might be the best poaster on this board, and that's saying something!

I think about 80% of the top 20 are pretty darn hot, but I'm a 35 year-old woman so it doesn't take a lot for me these days :)
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TT woman 'screaming' and drooling is gold, pure gold. . . . . :cool:






Hottest ever? Oh, please...
Video of Borg getting mobbed at Wimbledon in 1974
"The end of an ordeal off-court, as well as on. Beseiged and belaboured by St Trinians, kept in hiding for safety. Smuggled through backdoors by officials and police."
THAT is a tennis rockstar. 8)

Regards,
MDL
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All things considered, I have to agree with this. Bjorn Borg was 'The Beatles' when it came to the female tennis population.



Novak: long face, long nose, long chin, eyes too close to each other and an abnormally deformed back skull. He is symmetrically ugly from all angles. If you need an example of how radiation after a nuclear blast can deform a human being physically, he is it.

Charisma? lol. During the olympics 50 journalists turned up during his press conference. The no-charisma Federer was swarmed by a thousand journalists. Charisma is when people pay attention to you without you having to act like a clown. you can be quiet as a mime, yet you command attention. Something Djokovic doesn't have.

Tennis: I have to hand it to him, he is the greatest player to play at the AO in the last 20 years IMO. As tennis fan, that's the most important thing here.
PLEASE tell me that you're NOT a male (fanboy) arguing your point with female posters here ... haha .... that's so wrong ... on so many levels ... lol ...



That is puzzling. While Ferrer does nothing for me, he's far better looking than Dolgo. His skin is awful.
Agreed, "cheesegrater" Doggo's facial epidermis appears to have taken on the contours of an eroded lava bed.



Stepanek's ability to pull attractive women will always be one of life's greatest mysteries
Hint: The Kentucky Derby ... The Belmont Stakes ... Breeder's Cup .... reticulated pythons ....
 
Let's have a HOAT discussion.

Prime Pete Sampras is the Hottest Of All Time.

Unfortunately he's losing his hair. But at his prime he was a Greek God.
 
You are the one who should learn to compare.

As always useless junk posts which don;t add any value to any topic

I suppose your posts would rival the intelligence of Albert Einstein, huh?

And I know how to compare, and I know what I am talking about. Too bad you know nothing about what you attempt to speak of.
 
ew, rafa is definitely the hottest. the HOAT will come back and ascend to his proper, hot, deserved space at the pinnacle of tennis, and of life as a whole.
 
Let's have a HOAT discussion.

Prime Pete Sampras is the Hottest Of All Time.

Unfortunately he's losing his hair. But at his prime he was a Greek God.

HOATs for me are Edberg, Ivanisevic, and Krickstein (!). Most of these are childhood/teen crushes so it's hard to say if I'd have been as taken with them as an adult.
 
You've almost got to feel bad for Stapanek. It must be sort of demoralizing to be the hands-down least attractive man in the ATP.

Well he doesn't seem to do too bad for himself, apparently.

My HOAT, as I said before, is Safin. Close second is Tommy Haas. Up and coming, Dimitrov. Also, even though he's a bit of a string bean, I find Benoit Paire easy on the eyes.
 
I'd say looking even better than before. He has aged well.

Really? I was actually kidding because I'm a male, but I understand why some of ladies loved him during his time.

Too bad he's out of shape here. He lost to the UK Prime Minister for political reasons.

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ew, rafa is definitely the hottest. the HOAT will come back and ascend to his proper, hot, deserved space at the pinnacle of tennis, and of life as a whole.

Nadal would be even hotter if he came out of the closet and dropped his beard of a girlfriend. Nadal loves to hang out in the Sitges district of Barcelona which by the way is a gay cruising area in Spain.:)
 
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