Official Sureshs tribute thread

[sureshs]

Forget the Minimum vs Leed and other threads. For some real high-level tennis, stay tuned here. cheetah will soon be putting up an unedited video of us playing a set today. All I can reveal at this point is that the set score was 6-2.

 

[Maximagq]

So is Cheetah a 5.0 if he drops 2 games to sureshs?

 

[sureshs]

Oops it seems he forgot to forgot to erase the video existing on the card and so practically nothing got recorded new.

 

[Maximagq]

Oops it seems he forgot to forgot to erase the video existing on the card and so practically nothing got recorded new.

You need to hire my dad to film your match. We can do it for maybe $100.

 

[sureshs]

Yeah we need to do that.

BTW, why do you assume that cheetah won?

 

[Maximagq]

Yeah we need to do that.

BTW, why do you assume that cheetah won?

He looks like he plays a lot better than you, no offense man.

 

[sureshs]

I didn't have a single DF in the entire set. I doubt that I will be able to replicate the high level of play again.

 

[Maximagq]

I didn't have a single DF in the entire set. I doubt that I will be able to replicate the high level of play again.

That's a good statistic but not really telling of anything. You can not double fault in a single set if you hit conservative serves the entire set.

 

[sureshs]

Very disappointing. I don't think I will be able to get 2 games off him again.

But such is life.

 

[President]

LOL master trolling.

 

[Topspin Shot]

Utter waste of a thread. Did this set even happen?

 

[sureshs]

I was so excited about this and just after I created the thread, I got email about the SD card situation. But one must accept these situations and continue. The game must go on, as they say.

 

[Shroud]

I was so excited about this and just after I created the thread, I got email about the SD card situation. But one must accept these situations and continue. The game must go on, as they say.

why doesnt TT have a VOMIT emoji???

 

[Maximagq]

Imagine if I forgot to film LeeD

 

[LeeD]

Imagine if your sim card was full, your batteries dead, and your Dad left the camera lense cover ON the entire session.

 

[sureshs]

Imagine if your sim card was full, your batteries dead, and your Dad left the camera lense cover ON the entire session.

Actually, we were about to leave the lens facing the other way (i.e., flush with the fence) but cheetah realized at the last minute and turned it around

BTW, it is not a sim card. Even though both have flash memory, camera cards are not called sim cards. SIM stands for subscriber information module and is used in cell phones.

 

[LeeD]

Thank you, Suresh...
As you know, I"m not computer literate.
I own no computer. My cell phone doesn't even take pictures, doesn't voicemail, and doesn't text.

 

[Jim Lefty]

Thank you, Suresh...
As you know, I"m not computer literate.
I own no computer. My cell phone doesn't even take pictures, doesn't voicemail, and doesn't text.

:shock:

Your situation is less about computer literacy, and more about computerphobia.

 

[LeeD]

My problem is more about how to while away the time waiting for the GrimReaper to arrive.
The computer is set up in front of me.
Problem with being 65, while the brain wants to work some, the body won't allow much movement or action.
The fingers don't get affected too badly with age, the mind hallucinates a "bit", but I have more time to kill than ever in my life.
Killing time means bugging you guys, what else?

 

[FitzRoy]

Just a few more posts needed to match the other thread

 

[BreakPoint]

Thank you, Suresh...
As you know, I"m not computer literate.
I own no computer. My cell phone doesn't even take pictures, doesn't voicemail, and doesn't text.

So what did you write your almost 33,000 posts on? I hope you didn't do that much typing on a tablet.

 

[FitzRoy]

So what did you write your almost 33,000 posts on? I hope you didn't do that much typing on a tablet.

LeeD always claims to be posting from a library computer

 

[BreakPoint]

LeeD always claims to be posting from a library computer

He's on this board almost all day every day. Does that mean he's a homeless guy living at the library? :shock: And libraries usually have a time limit on computer usage.

 

[FitzRoy]

Does that mean he's a homeless guy living at the library? :shock:

I mean, I hate to say it, but at times he has kind of suggested something along those lines

*EDIT* Realized after posting that this didn't look as much like just a joke as I intended. In reality Lee lives with an attractive younger woman!

 

[Sentinel]

suresh's movement has improved since the last video we saw.

 

[FitzRoy]

suresh's movement has improved since the last video we saw.

Wait was there a video on this one?

Or...was that the joke? If so, hahahah

 

[BreakPoint]

I mean, I hate to say it, but at times he has kind of suggested something along those lines

*EDIT* Realized after posting that this didn't look as much like just a joke as I intended. In reality Lee lives with an attractive younger woman!

Well, then LeeD and I have something in common.

 

[Cheetah]

There is a vid of the 1st few mins of warmup. I'll post some suresh highlights tomorrow including his outstretched stab volley which was pretty decent. I think that was in the warmup. not sure. haven't watched it yet.

 

[sureshs]

There is a vid of the 1st few mins of warmup. I'll post some suresh highlights tomorrow including his outstretched stab volley which was pretty decent. I think that was in the warmup. not sure. haven't watched it yet.

No, that was during the set. I reserve my finest levels for a real game. I don't take hitting too seriously - lots of elegant Federers out there who don't look like Fed once the set starts.

I am not sure I can ever replicate this. Like Fed has not been able to bring back the magic of the golden years. 2 games is the most I can ever get.

 

[5point5]

Hello! I'm waiting to watch some high level tennis already! Getting bored watching Maxim's 4.0 push-fest, where both players have approach-the-net-phobia.

 

[movdqa]

He's on this board almost all day every day. Does that mean he's a homeless guy living at the library? :shock: And libraries usually have a time limit on computer usage.

Some do, some don't.

Some universities provide guest computer access to local residents to foster community relations, which can be important given that they don't pay local property taxes. I'd guess that library computer access would be easy to come by where LeeD hangs out.

 

[movdqa]

No, that was during the set. I reserve my finest levels for a real game. I don't take hitting too seriously - lots of elegant Federers out there who don't look like Fed once the set starts.

I am not sure I can ever replicate this. Like Fed has not been able to bring back the magic of the golden years. 2 games is the most I can ever get.

Can't wait to see you "treeing".

Did you get any magic from the mythical racquet?

 

[sureshs]

Some do, some don't.

Some universities provide guest computer access to local residents to foster community relations, which can be important given that they don't pay local property taxes. I'd guess that library computer access would be easy to come by where LeeD hangs out.

Leed uses his GF's computer

 

[sureshs]

Can't wait to see you "treeing".

Did you get any magic from the mythical racquet?

Yes. It did not make too much of a difference in the final outcome of the set, but the advantages were all there. It was able to comfortably block the spin and pace of cheetah's shots. But of course if I was nowhere near the ball, it could not help

 

[movdqa]

Yes. It did not make too much of a difference in the final outcome of the set, but the advantages were all there. It was able to comfortably block the spin and pace of cheetah's shots. But of course if I was nowhere near the ball, it could not help

Sounds like you may need to still lose more weight.

An article on how to lose fat efficiently that has been copied all over the web:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online...raining_performance/the_hierarchy_of_fat_loss

 

[tennis_ocd]

Actually, we were about to leave the lens facing the other way (i.e., flush with the fence) but cheetah realized at the last minute and turned it around

We can conclude from this thread that there would have been no difference.

 

[boramiNYC]

Oops it seems he forgot to forgot to erase the video existing on the card and so practically nothing got recorded new.

That's just sloppiness. Execution, execution, execution..

Was looking forward to the spanking.

 

[sureshs]

We can conclude from this thread that there would have been no difference.

That is right

 

[vanioMan]

I really believe we need a proper homage thread to Hero Sureshs.

Who has a a better touch? Federer or McEnroe? Answer - Sureshs:

Sureshs super-high intensity training (not for the faint-hearted):

Sureshs drops the F-bomb:

Pay tribute to Grand Jedi Master Sureshs young padawans, you must. Hmm....

 

[Sentinel]

It's not proper to question the mods action of deleting a thread, and to recreate a deleted thread.






Drop me an email, vanio.

 

[Sentinel]

Are we the only tributerers around ?






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[stringertom]

I celebrate sureshs most often in the "Congratulations Sureshs" thread. As you pointed out, JoelDali celebrates him prominently in the "What Did You Last Eat" thread. We are multi-denominational.

 

[Sentinel]

You can't have too many tribute thread for suresh.

 

[stringertom]

You can't have too many tribute thread for suresh.

Or clean plates at the local San Diego buffet.

 

[Sentinel]

Or clean plates at the local San Diego buffet.

I thought they stopped having buffets in SD for fear of bankruptcy

 

[sureshs]

Played in 91 degrees temperature today. Summer is here baby.

 

[stringertom]

Played in 91 degrees temperature today. Summer is here baby.

mrs sureshs very busy in the laundry room afterwards, no?

 

[Sentinel]

Played in 91 degrees temperature today. Summer is here baby.

I've declared that twice here, and then it rains and becomes cold. Really really weird weather this year.
And when the sun is out, it's bloooody hot outside.

Good to hear you folks are enjoying some clear weather.

 

[sureshs]

I've declared that twice here, and then it rains and becomes cold. Really really weird weather this year.
And when the sun is out, it's bloooody hot outside.

Good to hear you folks are enjoying some clear weather.

How is YourHighness doing?

Where Highness is pronounced nasally as?

 

[Sentinel]

Suresh making an appearance in his own tribute thread !!! Wow ! This thread is blessed.