Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?

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Sentinel said:
The real question is whether suresh has sex before a big game even if he should abstain from it.




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Maybe Sureshs has sex first against his potential tennis partners? It would go someway to explaining some of his results!
 
sureshs said:
Defeated the D3 female again yesterday. 6-1. I gave her some tips about improving her serve.
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stringertom said:
Not many in this world have experienced a sureshsian breadstick. Please have her poast about its flavor and texture.
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"I don't know who that man was that slipped me a breadstick, but he sure has a nice A.S.S"

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=509855

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"His breadstick was long and strong, and his callipygian fundaments could not be store bought - they were athletic and taut. I was putty in his hands."
 
LeeD on a shirt as a tribute to the great sureshs. We have come full circle, and the universe might be about to end. Or begin anew in a sureshsian vortex, whichever.
 
JoelDali said:
Either you are with suresh or you are against him.

I have chosen life. I choose suresh.

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Domondmania will ensue with the release of this shirt. I'd like mine in a very dry aged denim material to celebrate the Bay Area's next oldest treasure to a pair of original Levi's 501s.

JD, you should use this image as the OP for "The Official LeeD Tribute Thread".
 
stringertom said:
I'd like mine in a very dry aged denim material to celebrate the Bay Area's next oldest treasure to a pair of original Levi's 501s.
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I'd like to think we could use the same image to perhaps make a denim windsurfing sail. Or whatever windsurfing uses, if not a sail
 
FitzRoy said:
I'd like to think we could use the same image to perhaps make a denim windsurfing sail. Or whatever windsurfing uses, if not a sail
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Why not even paint the image on to Space Shuttles too? Surely we have a duty to inform our Space Brothers of Sureshs!?
 
YetAnotherFedFan said:
Why not even paint the image on to Space Shuttles too? Surely we have a duty to inform our Space Brothers of Sureshs!?
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sureshs and his vortex are large enough to be seen by the naked eyes of ETs, wherever they may be. It is the Domond that needs to be emblazoned on the sides of our space vehicles. Just like in "Spaceballs", I suggest a Winnebago with wings to explore and share the legend of LeeD!
 
Who is LeeD for us newbies please?

Is he as great as Sureshs?

Should I set up a shrine in my house to him too?
 
YetAnotherFedFan said:
Why not even paint the image on to Space Shuttles too? Surely we have a duty to inform our Space Brothers of Sureshs!?
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Excellent idea.

stringertom said:
sureshs and his vortex are large enough to be seen by the naked eyes of ETs, wherever they may be. It is the Domond that needs to be emblazoned on the sides of our space vehicles. Just like in "Spaceballs", I suggest a Winnebago with wings to explore and share the legend of LeeD!
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True, but they may wonder what the blob actually is, is it a black hole, dark matter, some evil entity, a planet, a globular cluster, etc. They must be looking forward to higher definition images and videos of the Grand Tuba.
 
YetAnotherFedFan said:
Who is LeeD for us newbies please?

Is he as great as Sureshs?

Should I set up a shrine in my house to him too?
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1. You must have never entered "Tennis Tips & Insruction" forum.

2. Is Bay Area tennis full of sandbaggers like San Diego? If so, then Domond dominates. LeeD is a self-rated 4.0 with the best kick serve in history.

3. The shrine must include a windsurfing sail, a SF taxi driver license, a copy of "State of California vs Domond" ruling, a handgun and a girlfriend-supplied couch to sleep on.
 
FitzRoy said:
Is that a mini-vortex that zips by behind sureshs after the shot? Did that forehand create the vortex?
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sureshs purposely left his used hot dog wrappers unsecured on the court side bench during his changeovers then used them as props to show his ultra high level of concentration despite the flying debris propelled by the powers of the vortex.
 
stringertom said:
1. You must have never entered "Tennis Tips & Insruction" forum.

2. Is Bay Area tennis full of sandbaggers like San Diego? If so, then Domond dominates. LeeD is a self-rated 4.0 with the best kick serve in history.

3. The shrine must include a windsurfing sail, a SF taxi driver license, a copy of "State of California vs Domond" ruling, a handgun and a girlfriend-supplied couch to sleep on.
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Stepped on a dirty syringe while walking barefoot in Chelsea waking the dog and determined that I injected myself with 2mg of liquid Oxycodone and ended up spraying hand balls at the West 4th street handball court and a family of Indian tourists was watching me GOAT handball trick shots totally spaced out on Liquid Oxy GOAT stress reliever and the young Indian boy of about 12 was wearing the suresh hookshot forehand crew shirt. It was glorious to see it's making an impact globally. Looked sharp on him too.
 
sureshs said:
LeeD is a legendary figure. I am nothing compared to him and don't deserve a tribute thread at all. Familiarize yourself with the great LeeD.
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What makes Sureshs great (and a legend for us sureshians) is his humility and humbleness.

You may serve yourself short, sensei but we will not. LeeD is not in the same league.
 
sureshs said:
Defeated the D3 female again yesterday. 6-1. I gave her some tips about improving her serve.
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First time, long time... My memory's hazy but I thought you were a 3.5 or thereabouts (maybe I'm misremembering), which would imply there are D3 female players that are 3.0s? I'm not an expert on college tennis but I guess this surprises me (maybe it shouldn't).
 
navigator said:
First time, long time... My memory's hazy but I thought you were a 3.5 or thereabouts (maybe I'm misremembering), which would imply there are D3 female players that are 3.0s? I'm not an expert on college tennis but I guess this surprises me (maybe it shouldn't).
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A 3.5 NTRP male will generally be competitive against NTRP females of a higher rating, so she might be competitive at 3.5 or 4.0. Would have to play USTA and get a rating to be sure of course.

But in my experience D3 and NAIA college tennis have a pretty wide range of player levels.
 
sureshs said:
LeeD is a legendary figure. I am nothing compared to him and don't deserve a tribute thread at all. Familiarize yourself with the great LeeD.
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Such humility from the Grand Poobah! Maybe a few more $25 lessons from the D1 player will lift you into the Domond Heights. Keep working hard there, Big Banger!
 
stringertom said:
Such humility from the Grand Poobah! Maybe a few more $25 lessons from the D1 player will lift you into the Domond Heights. Keep working hard there, Big Banger!
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It's the humility that completes the package. I think the Sureshs Tribute following could one day unite all of humanity.
 
navigator said:
First time, long time... My memory's hazy but I thought you were a 3.5 or thereabouts (maybe I'm misremembering), which would imply there are D3 female players that are 3.0s? I'm not an expert on college tennis but I guess this surprises me (maybe it shouldn't).
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Is suresh the thinking mans LeeD?

Wow. This is a new direction most did not anticipate.

 
sureshs said:
LeeD is a legendary figure. I am nothing compared to him and don't deserve a tribute thread at all. Familiarize yourself with the great LeeD.
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Humility, the currency of the all-secure and truly great. All the more reason to love and admire you my liege!

In the pickle barrell of life, next to you LeeD is but a tiny cube of relish...
 
Dedans Penthouse said:
Humility, the currency of the all-secure and truly great. All the more reason to love and admire you my liege!

In the pickle barrell of life, next to you LeeD is but a tiny cube of relish...
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sureshs and barrel in the same poast? Oh my!

Some crazy Denver Bronco fan used to go to Mile High games dressed in a "wardrobe" borrowed from the Grand Pillsbury!
 
Can anyone compete with leeD who just posted this:

One of my 4.0 buds, a famous (from Kiteboard), One Testicle John, at 6'1" and 225 lbs., serves his first serves around 70 mph, his second no more than 50 mph, being lefty also, and he wins more of his doubles service games than I can.


No one can. Better accept it and be humble.
 
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