Official Sureshs tribute thread

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Sureshpova in trouble against Sufferova.

Tom, pls send sureshsian spray immediately to PC court.

p.s. I just took the name of the spray and sureshpova dug herself out of a BP and won her serve to level. Second set.
 
Sentinel said:
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Mango Cheesecake is one thing, but in the Grand Poobah of things, Colby Cheesecake is quite another.
 
The man breasts of the Grand Phatsbury produce the finest milk used to make the cream necessary for these delicious recipes.
 
Roger Federer will win Roland Garros as a gesture of his love for Sureshs.
 
If The Golden Eagle soars to a French Victory, he will weep Basalt tears that will be captured in a golden vase and overnighted to the Poobah so that he may oil himself down in greatness before his next match with the D3 Virgin Sacrifice.
 
I was at Whole Foods this morning in the buffet line and as I sprayed frosted butter nuts onto my pancakes and waffles I thought about suresh and the influence he has accumulated in the real world and the Internet and how lucky those that actually know him in real life are. I wonder what it would be like to actually meet suresh and get a sample of his trololols in person.

Would be more intriguing than a hit and NTRP immortality level assessment with LeeD I will speculate.
 
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Is Sureshs organic or inorganic? I ask this due to his preponderance to use troll spray.
 
I am excite.

The Great Phatsby occasionally mentions my unworthy name in other threads !!!

Dinosaur Pee thread:
sureshs said:
sentinel can you look into this and get to the bottom of it
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How Old are You? thread:
sureshs said:
sentinel is so old he took a picture of the Big Bang when it happened
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LOL, I just found this one accidentally ...

3D printer thread:
sureshs said:
Sentinel is so thin that he was printed by a 2D printer
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Troll of the Century thread:
sureshs said:
I thought it was sentinel but I realized he was from the last century
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This one totally derailed one thread, lol. This poast really bit sureshs back !

sureshs said:
sentinel is so old he remembers when Fed last won a Slam
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There are many more but i don't want to make you chaps feel jealous and start hating me.
 
Sentinel said:
I am excite.

The Great Phatsby occasionally mentions my unworthy name in other threads !!!

Dinosaur Pee thread:


How Old are You? thread:


LOL, I just found this one accidentally ...

3D printer thread:


Troll of the Century thread:




This one totally derailed one thread, lol. This poast really bit sureshs back !



There are many more but i don't want to make you chaps feel jealous and start hating me.
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These are just examples of his underlying humility, always trying to deflect our worship towards others not so grand as The Great Phatsby. If he had lived in The Roaring Twenties, Fitzgerald would have written of sureshs living in luxury with a yacht full of women doing the Charleston with the nimble footwork he taught them on his private tennis court.
 
Was walking the dog down 8th ave in the gay touristy district and a superintendent type guy was spraying the sidewalk with a high pressure washer and I considered suresh and how he too controls the grime and the grit of TT with his own high pressured posting troll spray that keeps the boards at a comforting level of intelligence, wit and sarcasm and deflects any negative waves of criticism or secret syphilis injections that directly affect any one of 3 common holes.

 
Is sureshs a real person, or is he like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or Jesus?
 
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Has there ever been a verified sureshs sighting? Or is this the only proof we have that he exists?

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vanioMan said:
Santa would look like as thin as a stick standing next to sureshs.
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There was a huge storm cloud overhead today. It almost made me think of sureshs but it wasn't quite as large as the Broad Bomber. It's been pouring for longer than the seemingly neverending sureshs YouTube elephant ballet.
 
r2473 said:
Has there ever been a verified sureshs sighting? Or is this the only proof we have that he exists?

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This gif is not merely proof of his existence, but is in fact proof of his divinity. We pay tribute to the touch on those shots
 
FitzRoy said:
This gif is not merely proof of his existence, but is in fact proof of his divinity. We pay tribute to the touch on those shots
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That's what I mean. Such grace, elegance.....in a word, perfection.

That's why I'm beginning to wonder if this "sureshs" could possibly be real. He's too perfect. I'm a little suspicious........
 
I see another thread has started in Odds and Ends called 'Lets talk about Sequels'. At first I misread it as Let's talk about Sureshs. You can imagine my disappointment!
 
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I have witnessed the suppression of the Sureshian Spray in my lifetime. I would hope that future generations can live in peace and not fear the Tennis Trolls in the Magical Kingdom.

 
JoelDali said:
I have witnessed the suppression of the Sureshian Spray in my lifetime. I would hope that future generations can live in peace and not fear the Tennis Trolls in the Magical Kingdom.

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Jesus. Whose hoof is that?

And sureshs deserves nothing but the best.

Gold Apple Watch or nothing pls.
 
phnx90 said:
Jesus. Whose hoof is that?

And sureshs deserves nothing but the best.

Gold Apple Watch or nothing pls.
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"Doc, Ah got mah Apple."
'That's nice, but I said you need to *eat* an Apple.'
"Ah did. Ah had 3 before they towed me out of the Apple Store."
 
Shroud said:
Look at that gif. OMG the talent. A Bartoli serve with a Sampras approach followed by a Mac shoe string volley. As mere mortals we can't see the genius it takes.
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Did you notice he didn't display his wicked hard backhand groundie that is Federeresque, only betterer? Such humility!
 
Nadal's birthday today. Best wishes to all of you on this grand day, the best day of the universe, the only other important day being sureshs' b'day.
 
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^^^ Who is that guy?
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Dr. Mohinder Suresh

Mohinder Suresh is a fictional character on the NBC drama Heroes, portrayed by Sendhil Ramamurthy. He is from Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India and is a genetics professor at the University of Madras who holds a PhD in parapsychology.
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The only real difference is you are fact and he is fiction.
 
Saw that sureshs made a thread about Djokovic being greater than Federer.

Was on the verge of asking the Mods to delete this thread. But I won't do it... for now.
 
vanioMan said:
Saw that sureshs made a thread about Djokovic being greater than Federer.

Was on the verge of asking the Mods to delete this thread. But I won't do it... for now.
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They wouldn't want to open the sureshsian vortex. We all saw what happened last time (new forum change)
 
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