Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by vanioMan, Mar 7, 2015.
SexiSuri shood lind ewe a phew uv hiz xtra pownds.
Stay well, my friend. Worrying doesn't help.
Not really worried. A friend from the US ( a pathologist) dropped in. I talked with her about this and she felt i should meet a GI expert. She said she'd talk with her family (a doctor family) and revert. But she discussed my case with a leading surgeon and reverted with the name of the head of the Endocrinology Department of Medanta Hospital. So i think they feel this could be a hormonal problem.
She did talk of stomach shrinkage, but when I googled it said that this is a myth. The stomach does not shrink, but appetite can alter. We also talked about whether it could be a psychological thing, maybe after my gall bladder removal I have developed a fear of eating lest other issues happen. I am now thinking it could just be a mind thing.
So now I am telling my digestive system to be like surehs's, and let's hope that does the trick.
It will be terrible strain on your back to carry around an AYCE disposal system! Please reconsider.
Not sure what this means.
I will consider reporting this after my shift. Busy night at the cafe.
Just don't ask him about Puerto Rico!
It's not Murica, is it???
I wonder if he knows what the civil war was about..
"I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy!" Roflmao
Praying for suresh. Hoping for a Halloween Sureshian Release Treat.
Last summer was fun with all those nice chicks in the South California beachez and resortz.
You pray for suresh, the rest of us mere mortals pray to suresh.
Sad to hear that Sureshtzman just lost to Federer 6-7, 4-6 in Shanghai.
I watched the first set
I am liking Diego's semi-abbreviated serve. I think it has much potential for rec players.
His height is semi-abbreviated too.
That is why I am even more interested.
So I have a question.. Is Sureshs the Suresh in that tennis video? or is it a running joke. Just new to the forum. Quite amusing.
^^ No one knows (well, only a few people know). To really know the answer you first need to reach Nirvana - and only Suresh holds the key to that invitation. I'm not privy.
Sureshs is an out of control algorithmic AYCEbot.
lol...Where did those videos actually originate from and what's suresh take on those? I can't believe someone who posts so many messages on a tennis forum is quite bad at tennis.
Running is a joke for Suresh.
You are in great danger here my friend.
The people who are making a living on tennis - whether it's coaching or actually playing - are not spending their time blogging...
Suresh is a keyboard warrior, meaning he can TELL people how to play tennis but he can't actually do it. And rather than admit his incompetence he'd rather deflect onto other topics he's equally ignorant on, such as religion, politics, and, perhaps most comically, fitness in general.
You don't get 40000 poasts overnight. It takes a complete and utter lack of social life as well as egotism of the highest order.
sureshs is expert. He'll even tell you so Himself.
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
Now you'll never get invited to Nirvannnah. I've been saying nice things about him, and yet I'm still waiting for his invitation to reach enlightenment. Receiving a quoted reply (aka "poast" here in TT slang) from Him is rare and is considered a badge of honor.
There's enough materials here to make a quote book about Sureshian Wisdom. It'll probably make it to #1 NYT Best Sellers.
Who would win in a sureshs vs LeeD challenge match? My instinct says LeeD due to his overpowering serve and being a crafty veteran, thus exploiting some of suresh's weaknesses.
You might be suffering from dementia as you ask similar questions over and over.
Maybe you've been over-exposed to Suresh without wearing the certified mask only available from the legendary Vortexian @stringertom
LeeDF must first overcome a properly installed net before he could overpower SexiSuri with his serve. Have you not watched this?:
He's very proud of them.
He also pokes fun at players who are better than him, and claims they never played tennis !
I can't believe someone actually used these two words in one sentence, and the universe did not collapse or explode.
He has no weaknesses, you can try to use his strengths to your advantage (whatever that means) but no one has won that way either.
Stringertom and I thank you for your insights !
You, Tom and BreakPoint are different...insightful, well-endowed.
By the way, it's 2:26AM hear in the States and I'm still poasting!
Tee hee LOL! You said Sureshs, tennis and running in the same poast. The only thing he runs for is the line at the AYCE buffet or to avoid paying for his regular restaurant meals.
I just got wood!
Found some Suresh t-shirts.
Pleased to see the Sureshs thread is still going strong.
LeeD can annihilate any falling 4.0 in a San Fran 60's and up senior league.
I had a performance review this morning and I told the CIO I wanted to focus on suresh as we sprint to the end of Q4 and that I was ready to deliver multiple complex Sureshian Scented software sprays to our clients and leading captains of industry.
Who's the guy that LeeD was playing? Vids like that are great! I should take a video of me and my buddy playing sometime, haha!
Sureshs gives a whole new meaning to financial jargon.
For example 'net income' is really a euphemism for a Sureshsian drop volley as per the fabled gif.
EPS is earnings per smell and a useful metric for valuing Sureshsian dung and gas - some of the most sought after commodities after the spray (TM). This is related to cash flow, that is to say the flow of poop and gas into cash. It is said that Sureshs Inc has the quickest cash conversion cycle not just in the gas industry but any industry.
Leverage is threat of an impromptu fart and Sureshs Inc is always given an 'overweight' recommendation by the broking community.
Sureshs has certainly given new meaning to the concepts in accountummy.
You will receive a quarterly repoart from DollyJoel for this poast!
Big, where were you to have missed the hoopla here surrounding this exho between SoCal's finest MAXIMAC and NorCal's legend LeeDF????????
dgold has come up with the explanation for why it's fruitless to attempt understanding the concept of SexiSuri's heavy ballz.
Do you still have a job?
SexiSuri has weighed in on the subject of heavy matter. Check it out!
Yeah I vaguely remember that a while back, but I couldn't remember who the guy playing LeeD was. Speaking of which, I haven't seen him poast in a while, I hope he's okay.
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